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published 3 yrs ago
Even Weekend at Bernie's II was a better sequel
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Worcester, MA. Saturday afternoon right around 6. It's easy to miss because it looks like a gas station. It's a couple doors down from 229. Plenty of parking, walk in. Old white guy gets up…

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published 3 yrs ago
The Club: Fun fact, also what I named my penis
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Tyngsborough, MA. Fairly wooded area. Drive up parking lot pretty full but I found a spot in the back. Walk in greeted by an old guy looks like he's running the show. Cover is $15.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Under the Boardwalk
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Salisbury, MA. Practically right on the beach. Way up in Northern Mass. Hasn't been reviewed in 4 years so lets get it on the board. Plenty of parking, a lot across the street and parking…

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published 3 yrs ago
Cabaret Lounge: Because we couldn't think of a cool name
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Peabody, MA. Right on Newbury street. Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy at the front. Check ID, $10 cover. Bar is a like a maze on the left. Bathroom dead ahead. Plus sign…

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published 3 yrs ago
That's not a cat's meow, that's the sound of customers fleeing in terror
reviewed by
Muddy

3.7

Salisbury, MA. Right up near the NH/MA border. Close to the ocean and you can smell it. Plenty of parking. Walk in, bald headed guy. Check ID, $5 cover. Layout, bar on the left in…

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published 3 yrs ago
The girls from Bannarama, would I still hit that? Yeah sure, fuck it why not
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Peabody, MA. Saturday night. Just came from Cabaret Lounge down the street. This club is right behind a Gulf gas station. There's a sign coming in saying they don't sell banana's. Shit, wasted trip. I'll…

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published 3 yrs ago
Eye of the Hurricane? No it's all about that Ass of the Hurricane
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Worcester, MA. Tuesday night. Right coming up on midnight. Distinctly blue building. Parking lot just across the street. They had a 2amer a couple weeks back, shooting. wcvb.com So it closed closed down a couple…

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published 3 yrs ago
Once in a Blue Moon. Is $35. Twice in a Blue Moon is $60. Three times is $75. 4 times...
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

New Paltz, NY. Friday night after midnight. I had just come from strip club Smiles but do note they had a sign on the door saying they were closed cause not enough girls came in,…

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published 3 yrs ago
Joe Mansion
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Newburgh, NY. Friday night before midnight. Just came from Sunset Strip. Came here to Mansion. Definitley the upscale club in the area. Parking lot is weird set up but I just parked way off to…

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published 3 yrs ago
Sunset Strip. Ok we aren't in Hollywood, we're some shitty strip club in upstate New York. We lied otherwise nobody would come, sorry.
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

New Windsor, NY. Friday night. First club on a strip club tour up in the Hudson Valley. Right past a busy bar/grill spot called My Place I thought that was the club mistakenly. Pull up…

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published 3 yrs ago
Lets pop Champagne to celebrate such a shitty strip club! Fuck yeah!
reviewed by
Muddy

3.3

Westville, NJ. Thursday night after midnight. Just came from Cheerleaders New Jersey. Crown Point Road, Industrial area. I passed it and had to swing around. Parking lot was pretty empty only a few cars I…

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published 3 yrs ago
Those with a fucking in a basement fantasy need to GET. HERE. NOW.
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Glouster City, NJ. Thursday night. Just came from 21Twenty. Parking lot was packed, it's was actually tough to find a spot but I found one. Walk up and in. Two black guys working the door.…