Gold Coast stop #1
Surfer's Paradise, QLD. Saturday night. Gold Coast is like the Miami of Australia, cool area. Parking at night is tough but I found a spot on one of the side streets. Walk on over. Area safe, a lot of folks out bar hopping at what not. Beach a couple blocks over. Walk on up. Somoan guy at the front, I think he was trying to be a nice guy but he would do that click thing with your cheek and you wink. Thank's mate, click, a million times. It's fucking stupid. Anyway ID check and in you go. I was told there was a cover but there was nobody in front so I just kept walking and didn't ask no questions. Walk on in and hung by the stage.
Compared to the other two clubs around here, this one is a lot slower. Maybe your going for that though. One girl up on a stage at a time. Stage in middle, bar on right. LD area in the back. Customers looked like white and islander, middle age, most solo. Dance prices were 10 minute $120 AUD. And similar to Brisbane which sucks no grinding here either, but you can touch. So it must be a Queensland thing.
Dancers. Looked like 20's and 30's pretty evenly split. Definitely some fake stuff. Girls looked White and Islander. Only about 8 or so. Most girls thin to average. Talent was probably 5-7 range. With these rules I'll think about it if the girls a 10 but other wise I'm gonna pass with these prices. I went to walk on over to the other two clubs up the block to see if I could find something better.
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