About as hot as the museum of natural history

No wait I take that back. That mammoth skeleton was sexy. Never mind. Saturday night after 12. Club is downtown. I just wanted to check it out for the history to be honest. I was tracking that it’s not the best option in town anymore. Cover is $40. I was able to get in for free with a military ID (thank god otherwise I would’ve lost my mind a few moments later)

I go in and there are various lap dance, odd rooms to the left and right. I see a girl standing in the hallway already starting in. Looked like I was the only money in the building. I said no I’m trying to check the place out. I get to the end of the hallway into the movie theater looking room. Nobody was dancing but this annoying ass talk Russian blonde girl possibly in her 50’s wouldn’t fuck off. She just ambushed me and didn’t stop. I understand they are trying to make money I don’t blame them for that but it just gets so fucking annoying especially when your not hot. All over me begging me to get a $40 or $60 dollar dance. I finally got rid of her then the next girl same shit. It was too fucking annoying. About 5 girls working. All white. Nothing special. Dead as fuck.

I didn’t pay anything so I wasn’t invested or anything in it. I just left. I’m good. If your gonna fucking hound me, you just have to be hot that’s all I ask. Fuck the history next club, it was cool just to see briefly though to at least just check it out. But they need to hire sexy girls not just anyone. This was about as bad a club visit as I can think of. Huge miss.