Nobody owes nobody nothing
Ran in on a Saturday night, a bunch a kids followed me through South Philadelphia. I've been training for this day for the longest (like I don't 4 o'clock or so) Fuck it get lets get motivitated come on everybody. Viagra is for pussies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo
Came in on a Saturday night. Place was fucking PACKED. $20 cover. $20 dances and $160 15 min VIP. Huge parking lot your good. Could not get a seat too many fucking people. 60+ dancers. All types. Good talent. Kayden Kross porn star feature, yawn.
I asked this mixed girl Hazel if she wanted to get dances. For the sake of this review, we'll call her Drago. Anyway the arena was a communal lap dance area with some dance privacy because you had walled booths. I went round after round of this girl, and she just wanted to do her own thing and not let me do my fucking thing. She's hot but super attitude and then demanded tips after. Ain't nobody owes nobody nothing! NEXT! I was down but not out. I went and got this girl Valerie. Beautiful girl. Round after round I was tired, I was out for the count I thought. I didn't know if my dick had it in me. And then out of nowhere Mickey comes back from the dead again and tells me "Get up Rocky!" After telling him that he really fucked up Rocky V, I thanked him and I was good to go. I was dry humping the shit out of this girl. I didn't knock her out but I did cum in my pants. I extended my arms in celebration (after paying like $100 to the dance counter guy but pretend you didn't read that it doesn't make me look cool) everything froze and the credits rolled. They said I had to wait for like 4 songs and the people that mistakenly think there are gonna be outtakes after the credits to leave before I could get up.
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