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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I've said it before and I'll say it again...TUSCL is san_jose_creep's escape from his reality. His own personal defense mechanism. He often criticizes others for escapism but it's just him projecting. In reality he's the one being the most escapist. On TUSCL he wants to be san_jose_guy, a dude that has no problems getting stripper whores to fall in love with him. That's his escape. On TUSCL, as san_jose_guy, he's got it all figured out. How to get them kissing, how to pay them, how they'll react to his expert moves, and ultimately how to make them a civilian girlfriend that lets you pump loads into her toda la noche.
This is all his own "meta" over his own destitute life. His escape from reality.
And so if you break up this fantasy with him, you are ruining his escape. He's no longer that dude I just described. He's back to reality.
This is also why he bumps his own threads and it doesn't matter if others participate or not. He welcomes it for sure, but it isn't necessary. All that is necessary is for him to be "san_jose_guy" while he's posting.
LOL it's also why he has to sign every single post with "SJG". It's completely unnecessary and a waste of energy, but he's compelled to do it. It lets him literally "see" that dude, san_jose_guy, like he's a real person even outside of TUSCL.
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
LOL san_jose_creep I know you don't go to strip clubs and don't have any recent stripper encounters.
I know you're homeless and use the San Jose public library for internet.
And LMAO I know this through your own posts and your posting habits!
I don't need to be f2f either. You've given me all this knowledge about you through your own posts!
And I've never been butthurt about any TUSCL post. I enjoy all of them and don't take TUSCL seriously. I use TUSCL for a daily laugh. And your posts to me are hilarious. 😂😂😂
# of stories posted per the thread topic...
SirLapdancealot = 2
san_jose_creep = ZERO
And you continue arguing with me, insulting me, and deflecting from the fact that you have nothing to contribute to the thread topic outside of tangents.
Again it's because you have no real world stripper or strip club experiences to share.
So keep typing keyboard cowboy. It's all you got. 🤪
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"I am afraid that the Ricks would like nothing better than to have everyone reduced to being a circle jerker. That way they can economically harvest us.
SJG"
^^^ I am afraid that san_jose_creep just went meta with this post as usual. The same guy that accuses other of going meta and gets butthurt about it when they do.
Again it's because he has no real world stripper or strip club experiences to share.
So he keeps typing like a keyboard cowboy. It's all he's got. 🤪
discussion comment
3 years ago
I was getting a haircut the other day and I had similar thoughts as OP. She was petite Vietnamese spinner with a loose summer shirt. I might a have pitched a tent underneath the haircut poncho.
Same thing as OP though. My mind wandered into thoughts of a good lapdance in the haircut chair.
LOL you can take a PL out of the private dance booth but you can't take the private dance booth thoughts out of the PL. 🤷
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
# of stories posted per the thread topic...
SirLapdancealot = 2
san_jose_creep = ZERO
And you continue arguing with me, insulting me, and deflecting from the fact that you have nothing to contribute to the thread topic outside of tangents.
Again it's because you have no real world stripper or strip club experiences to share.
So keep typing keyboard cowboy. It's all you got. 🤪
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3 years ago
With a stone cold straight face, you should have asked her to check you for a hernia.
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"SirLap, I have never tried to make myself into an imbecile. So I don't look at my life experiences in the ways you seem to look at your own. Rather, I find the ways that you look at things to be an absurdity.
SJG"
^^^ @san_jose_creep see how you just focused on insulting me and dragging the conversation into a meta about me?
And then you have the AUDACITY to accuse me of the same imbecilic shit that you do?
HYPOCRITE!!!
That's exactly what I'm getting at. Rather than participate in the thread topic, which is to share actual stripper encounters in real life that were unexpected and pleasant surprises, you'd rather deflect, criticize, and insult others.
Again it's because you have no real world stripper or strip club experiences to share.
So keep typing keyboard cowboy. It's all you got. 🤪
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
# of stories posted per the thread topic...
SirLapdancealot = 2
san_jose_creep = ZERO
And you continue arguing with me, insulting me, and deflecting from the fact that you have nothing to contribute to the thread topic outside of tangents.
Again it's because you have no real world stripper or strip club experiences to share.
So keep typing keyboard cowboy. It's all you got. 🤪
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
# of stories posted per the thread topic...
SirLapdancealot = 2
san_jose_creep = ZERO
And you continue arguing with me, insulting me, and deflecting from the fact that you have nothing to contribute to the thread topic outside of tangents.
Again it's because you have no real world stripper or strip club experiences to share.
So keep typing keyboard cowboy. It's all you got. 🤪
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
# of stories posted per the thread topic...
SirLapdancealot = 2
san_jose_creep = ZERO
And you continue arguing with me, insulting me, and deflecting from the fact that you have nothing to contribute to the thread topic outside of tangents.
Again it's because you have no real world stripper or strip club experiences to share.
So keep typing keyboard cowboy. It's all you got. 🤪
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
No san_jose_guy you were the one with all kinds of criticism about me and my on topic posts. It's clear in the thread history. I just went back and reread the thread and yup, for sure, you went meta over my on topic posts.
And you continue arguing with me and deflecting from the fact that you have nothing to contribute to the thread topic outside of tangents.
Again it's because you have no real world stripper or strip club experiences to share.
So keep typing keyboard cowboy. It's all you got. 🤪
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
@san_jose_creep you are the one not even posting as per the thread topic so it's clearly you that's derailed things here.
FYI I've shared TWO unexpected but pleasant surprise stories with strippers. By my count it's
2 for Sirlapdancealot
ZERO for san_jose_creep
So keep typing keyboard cowboy. It's all you got. 🤪
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"SirLapDance everything you post is tangential, the attempt to create metanarrative to force the discussion down to your imbecilic level. Its worse than that, because you are a zombie."
^^^ @san_jose_creep you are a dumbass. Go reread our post history in this thread. You'll find that I simply posted, PER THE THREAD TOPIC, about my real world encounter with a hot blonde 9-10 stripper. The encounter was a pleasant surprise, again as per the thread topic.
And you know what YOU did at that point? You criticized it and took it to your own imbecilic level. This is where the tangential arguments started. They started with you.
And it's because you really don't have any real world stripper encounters as I've stated. You just proved it again. And you just proved that you'd rather make criticism posts and argue about tangents and make strawman arguments than actually SHARE A REAL UNEXPECTED SURPRISE encounter with a stripper. Again, it's because you have none to share. You're homeless and broke.
"You have ignore, and you have thread by thread ignore, use them you mother fucker!
SJG"
^^^ I'm fully aware of all the ignore features of this site. I will use them whenever I want.
In this case, I don't want to. I'm happy with exchanging posts with you. I know that I've actually contributed to this thread as per the thread topic and I like the overall thread.
And I don't mind reading your own posts. You actually prove everything I state with them so again I don't mind not ignoring you.
So keep typing keyboard cowboy. It's all you got. 🤪
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Yeah @san_jose_creep so you really aren't interested in posting per the thread topic.
FYI no one is requiring you to gain approval by this. It's simply a question of whether or not you will post to the thread as per THE FUCKING TOPIC!
Instead, as per your usual MO, you'd rather criticize others that are simply posting per the thread topic and go on and on about tangential arguments.
In other words you are a keyboard cowboy that doesn't actually have any real world encounters with strippers or women in general.
And it's obvious that you use a "wall of privacy" to hide behind your lack of real world experiences.
So keep typing keyboard cowboy.
It's all you got.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I want New Glarus from Wisconsin in a Portland club!
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^^^Shailynn
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Leave it to san_jose_creep to write TUSCL fan fiction.
At its heart it's really a troll on Shailene that's thinly veiled as a juicebox man-crush. And note the missing "no homo" disclaimer.
discussion comment
3 years ago
LOL Portland is living rent free in dumbassscrub's head. He can't stop thinking about something he despises. Keep stewing on it desert! Keep that shit in your head!
discussion comment
3 years ago
LOL desert you can't get on with it in this thread. You keep posting your same dumbass opinion about Portland. Yeah we know, you think it sucks. Good on you with your opinion you've repeated.
I mentioned Texas as an inside joke to nicespice, dumbass. She just posted about Texas mileage so I was referencing that.
I mentioned Tampa because this thread is about Portland and Tampa comparison. I simply pointed out that my stripper from Portland was a beach blonde babe. She could have easily been from California or Texas too.
LMAO you grasp at straws. Dumbass.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
@ibb I also think DATY is a way to keep a halitosis breath PL away from her own mouth. If it's foreplay, fine, but if it's all you're getting then she is only doing it to avoid other things with a PL.
And yeah if they fake it like they like it so much, the faster the PL gets it over with.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
LOL nicespice I got a pair of water balloons in my pants for you. 💦💦🔫
discussion comment
3 years ago
LOL just yesterday at one of my favorite clubs I was with a smoking hot all natural 9-10 blue eyed blonde that could have easily been a bikini model from Tampa. She dick teased me in the main room and relentlessly grinded her pussy on my dick nonstop for three songs straight. And if my hands weren't all over her amazing all natural C cups, they were all over her ass cheeks allowing me to control the pace and pressure on my dick at my leisure. Mileage straight outta Texas, I tell ya.
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3 years ago
There are clubs in Portland as good as anywhere else.
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3 years ago
"...Portland where in the same building one dancer allows more and another allows less more often. Lots of Portland customers really don’t take mileage for granted and tend to ask about touching after a dance has already started..."
^^^ @nicespice this is all so true. That's the variety up here I'm talking about. The clubs, the strippers, the customers, the mileage, the extras...out here it is all varied and diverse. Nothing is really consistent. To me that's what makes it a good strip club city.
If there's anything I have to complain about it, it's the plethora of lesbian and tattooed strippers. There's way too many of both. But I nitpick. 🤷
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
LOL san_jose_creep as per the thread topic, what's your recent unexpected but pleasant surprise with a stripper?
Do you have anything to add with respect to this? Based on a RECENT stripper encounter?
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