Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 45)

^^^ I'd pay TFP through PayPal, dumbass. We'd never need to meet. Wow you are so wound up you are finding every excuse under the sun just to avoid getting a lapdance! It's one simple lapdance. 3-5 min of your life to get one and you act like it's the coming of the apocalypse. It's just a simple fucking lapdance. 🤦🤷

san_jose_creep, you need to have an actual stripper interaction. It's making you violent and butthurt. Despite your vitriol, my offer still stands. If TFP will give you a ride, I'll buy you a free lapdance. Seriously, bro, it will help you forget about everything else for the entire song. It's a natural high too! Try it! 💃🍆🤪

Yeah for sure it would do you good. It would help you relax and take in the beauty of a naked woman. And since I said I'd pay for it, it wouldn't cost you anything. It's free! You already agreed that a lapdance is better than nothing, so ... ... So just do it! You might get a different perspective! 💃🍆🤪

Wow creep. You need to seriously lighten up. A lapdance would seriously do you some good. Seriously. And strippers won't mind unless you stink and need a shower and don't respect their boundaries. Mostly they want to give you a dance. And they're honestly fun! Imagine a dancer like nicespice dancing for you. Trust me, it's awesome! 💃🍆🤪

@TFP Will you please take one for the team... ...and go down to San Jose public library, pick up san_jose_creep, take his hard up ass to a strip club, and buy him a lapdance? I'll pay for the dance. I'm hoping it will get him to lighten up and realize the pleasure of a simple lapdance. Please?

creep, everything I post about someone else is based on their own posts. What I know and post about your F2F life is because you've posted about it, dumbass. So quit being so butthurt about it. If you don't want me posting about your F2F life, then stop posting. Otherwise, STFU. 😝

"So you can pull shit out of your ass all day but when someone else does it it's an attack on your privacy? You can call people you don't know cheaters and accuse them of looking down on dancers? But when you are called out it's an attack on your privacy?" ^^^ @TFP exactly the creep is all up in everyone else's business and private lives, talking about their marriages and such, but then he gets butthurt if anyone talks about how he's not doing anything with strippers these days and only just posts about it from the library free internet. And nothing more! It's blatant hypocrisy. 😝

"SLD, you are still trying to build siege scafolds to attack the privacy of my f2f life. My f2f life is private and very well protected." @san_jose_creep I don't know why you are so butthurt. I made an open statement that we agreed... ...we would both rather get lapdances then not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more. Hypothetically speaking of course. So why you take such a personal affront to something that we agreed on is beyond me. And besides that, you should stop trying to assume what you *think* you know about my marriage. You're doing the same damn thing here, attacking my private life. So there. 😝

Yes, buying dances is a chump's game, but... not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more is the biggest chump's game!

san_jose_creep is like someone that has arachnophobia that just assumes everyone has it too, so then all spiders are bad. An arachnophobe could never conceive of someone else wanting to have a pet spider. It does not compute. Same thing goes for san_jose_creep except he's got lapdanceophobia. 😂

"Buying dances is a chumps game, most of the guys who do it are just cheating on their wives so they can really engage with the women who dance in strip clubs." ^^^@san_jose_creep you are so wrong here. ALL types of guys get lapdances. Single, married, divorced, divorced and remarried, and widowed. It does not matter because lapdances are a common thing. But hey, I understand why they aren't for you because you ruined your own marriage because of them. But that's on YOU alone!

@Big my pants were on but she was fully nude.

^^^Hypothetically speaking, of course. 😁

^^^But hey at least we agree that it's better to get lapdances than none at all whilst only just posting about strippers from the internet. 😁

san_jose_creep and you know nothing about my marriage and marriage in general outside of your own personal failure at it. But hey at least we agree that it's better to get lapdances than none at all whilst only just posting about strippers from the internet. 😁

@san_jose_creep, you are a pathetic clown. You failed in your own marriage and lost everything you had over your own excessive mongering. It was all your own fault but you still can't admit it. Fast forward to right now, here you are posting from the library free internet about how others should club and interact with strippers and yet you don't even interact with them yourself. Not interacting with strippers whatsoever whilst judging others that can (and do) is the biggest chump's game of all. 🤭🤡

"SLD, if you are saying that you only have options A and B open, so you either have to get nothing or make and imbecile of yourself buying dances in a strip club, I can see how that could be." Thanks! So we agree the bigger chump is B), the guy NOT getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more. It took a while but I'm glad we are on the same page now! 😁

@BigThirdEye She looked like a Persian Princess just like I described. Also I had an old ATF years ago that was half Middle Eastern half Italian and she was a perfect 10 if I ever saw one. I prefer blondes but an 8+ is an 8+ regardless of ethnicity. And yeah her mileage was as high as I like. Full two way contact*. Fully nude. Pussy on cock grinding. OTP stick shifting and balls rubbing. She did not shy away from dick teasing. Also she let me control the grind any way I wanted. *FYI I don't touch pussy so I don't know if she allowed it or not.

I bought three dances last Friday and three more from the same stripper last Sunday. From a 9-10 Middle Eastern beauty. She was drop dead gorgeous. Long black hair, cat-like bedroom eyes, shapely legs, perfectly perky all natural 34Bs, and a phat ass with a wobble that wouldn't quit. It was a great experience both times. And it was exactly what I wanted at the time. No more, no less. As I sit here typing about it on my phone, I'd much rather be getting the dances in real life. But that's just me. 😁

Yeah Eltriste there was this one member here that tried to use money to get his coke junkie stripper whore just to talk to "him". "He" offered her $5K to do it and she declined. That's so wrong! Amirite, my niggette? 🤭🤡

Fuck I should have known not to read this thread after seeing Cashman post in it.

What's interesting is that Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) is trying really hard not to be perceived as troll and will try to appear different than Iceydodo's account. And now she's trying to run around pointing out how others are being trolls. In effect, she actually might stop her trolling ways through all this! But I'm not going to hold my breath. LMFAO trolling is her inner child. 😂

Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) does creating troll persona accounts make you feel less guilty for taking advantage of and using desperate coke junkie stripper whores for your gain?

^^^Still doesn't answer the question. Think of it like multiple choice. Pick one, A) or B). You can only pick one. A) buying dances or B) not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more

LMFAO san_jose_creep it's just a simple multiple choice question. A) or B)?