SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 36)
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
A desperate junkie stripper whore will tell her pimp anything for a fix though.
But keep your delusions going. 🤭🤡
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
A desperate junkie stripper whore will tell her pimp anything for a fix though.
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Nah. It's about taking advantage of a desperate junkie stripper whore.
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
LMFAO and of course a wannabe pimp is going to proclaim that a pimp is top of the supposed food chain. 🤭🤡😂😂😂
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
You can believe what you want too but you're also on the outside as well. The only thing that gets you "in" is money and drugs. LMFAO you said this yourself. 🤭🤡
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Also the fantasy they tell me is how handsome I am and how big my dick is.
Talking about harassing pimps and cheap tippers is just small talk. No need to make it a fantasy because it does nothing for a PL's ego.
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Icee they won't tell their drug provider and pimp what really goes on. They are needing their next fix.
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Sorry Icee it's not that complicated or political. The bartenders that have been nice to me are simply that. They know I'm there for a fave and they help me to that end simply because I'm a good customer that gives them an extra buck or two. It has nothing to do with club politics. It's no different than a bartender at a regular bar that sees the same customer come in regularly.
And no, the strippers I've talked to about pimps we're randoms and faves. Some of them knew I wasn't giving them any business. They simply don't like pimps because a pimp harasses them and teys to control them. Again, it's not that complicated. Oh, and they never feared a pimp. They just don't want to be around them. Period.
Meanwhile there are pimp wannabes that are pretending that a junkie stripper whore is in "love" with them...lulz...🤭🤡
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
LMFAO dancers don't give a fuck if you're giving an extra few bucks to the bartender. Or security. That's some petty shit if they do.
In my experience dancers don't like cheap tippers. Period. Oh and they don't like pimps. Several of my faves would not work nights because pimps would be more likely to show up and harass them.
And out here in Portland, the bartender is often the backup manager and "boss" over the strippers. And sometimes the club owner will tend the bar.
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
LMFAO I bet bartenders don't take kindly to known pimps in the club that could get the club in trouble.
OTOH if you are a regular that consistently buys drinks and tips, and doesn't cause trouble, many bartenders are nice to you and will have your back.
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
It never hurts to have a good rapport with the bartender. They help with overall club intel and for me they'll update me on whether or not my fave is working and her upcoming schedule. The best ones in my experience have been former strippers.
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Blades of Steel (Nintendo)
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I have too many to list. Based on the most hours played here's my list:
NHL '95 (SNES)
Tecmo Bowl (Nintendo)
Double Dribble (Nintendo)
Legend of Zelda (Nintendo)
Archon 1&2 (Commodore 64)
Spy vs Spy (Commodore 64)
Combat (Atari)
Adventure (Atari)
Pac-Man & Ms. Pac-Man (arcade)
Space Invaders (arcade)
Galaxian (arcade)
Galaga (arcade)
Street Fighter (arcade)
Karate Champ (arcade)
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3 years ago
SneakyClubster
As you are ending your coffee date, you should hug her good-bye and thank her for the "GFE". Maybe add in a wink and make air quotes with your fingers. 😉✌️✌️
If she doesn't kick you in the nuts, you just might get a second "date" with her.
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Joining a sex organization is a chump's game.
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3 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
LMAO Muddy I still have nightmare flashbacks of a few stinky pussies I've encountered. One of them goes back to the 90s. San Francisco Deja Vu. I smelled it as soon as she removed her thong.
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3 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
"You'll troll whatever I say but commend that sick fuck on liking shit on his dick during anal"
^^^No I don't troll whatever you say. I troll you when you're being a troll and I feel like it. It's that simple. The issue is that you have no clue sometimes that you're being a troll. Sorry if you disagree, but that's just your opinion.
By the way I gave you a like for your first post in this thread. Why? Because it was a good post, without any trolling.
IMHO, Cashman isn't trolling when he talks about the sick shit he likes. And BTW, dumbass, I'm not commending him either. I'm actually trolling him in good humor.
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3 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Cashman likes homemade dingle berry pie. 😋
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3 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Cashman's favorite Britney song is "Poops, I did it Again". 💩
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3 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
After a good tarmac'ing, Cashman likes a nice warm golden shower. 😂
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3 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
@Huntsman amen brother. I agree. Cashman is TUSCL's gold standard of depravity. There is no pussy too smelly nor anus too chocolatey for him. A PL's PL. 👏👏👏
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3 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
"The stench from the lingering piss was almost worse than the feces."
^^^@Cashman this is nasty as fuck. OH HELL NO. LMAO I get squeamish and turned off if a stripper is clapping her ass too close and I so much as catch a whiff of ass. 🤢