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5 years ago
^ LMAO and the reason he needed $3K was to cover his entire fat ass.
@juice so stick some leftover star anise up your ass and keep dreaming it's nicespice.
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5 years ago
@🔪🔪🔪23 for me personally as I have gotten older I find women my age more and more attractive and in their own way equally attractive to their younger self. I'm not saying I find a younger twentysomething hottie any less attractive, but with age my attraction to older women grew with that age. I had a 48 yr old fave several years ago and she was hot as fuck to me, crow's feet, wrinkles, and sags and all.
All that said, I do believe there's still that age "wall" that seems to hit women more than men, but with some women that wall is way late.
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5 years ago
@san_jose_creep posted -> "I am not someone who has ever interpreted women's looks in a moralistic way.
SJG"
^ LMAO translation -> I am someone who always interprets women's looks in an immoral way.
SJC
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5 years ago
Juice I'm so, so sorry...
...for your editor. 🤭🤪
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5 years ago
@juice check out this PM nicespice sent me last night...
"You indeed da best. Better than the customer even from one club..."
Suck it hard, bitch!
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5 years ago
LOL @juice you're the jelly one making up these threads. LMFAO now you are in denial like san_jose_creep.
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5 years ago
@juice it's called 'Old Spice', not 'nicespice'.
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5 years ago
LMFAO juice can't get himself off anymore unless he also fantasizes about SS! 🤭🤭🤭
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5 years ago
LMAO @juice when I see her again soon I'll give you more spank bank material. Sounds like you need it. 😝
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5 years ago
^ Also again if there are bumper songs, try to start your dances so that there will be a bumper song in between them. And make sure she doesn't count it!
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5 years ago
If the club has 'bumper' short songs that are just for the transition between stage sets, the cool strippers will start during the bumper song but not count it.
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5 years ago
Juice has been reading my posts and then seeking out surrogate nicespices.
@juice I know where she was last night. Did you really buy $3K in KY jelly just to beat off to her?
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5 years ago
When doing multiple dances, keep an accurate count and even try to remember the songs. Don't say anything about the count. Keep it to yourself. Then as you are ready to end the dances, ask her how many it was. If she over counts, correct her and tell her the proper amount. If she under counts, just smile and pay her for less than the total.
This one kinda relies on her poor memory. It's kinda underhanded, but hey we all lose count, right? 😉
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5 years ago
Just as a new song starts, ask to go get dances but when you are back there make sure she doesn't start right away and waits for a new song to start. Usually during the wait, if she's a cool stripper, she'll sit on your lap and tease you without doing any actual stripping or dancing. Essentially this is "free" time.
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5 years ago
She must have been constipated (?)
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5 years ago
"I think the ideal club should have all races and some variety of bodies within reason."
^ @🔪🔪🔪23 amen! That's basically what I'm trying to say. The diversity of the strippers is proportionate to the preferences of all clientele. This is the most ideal.
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5 years ago
@mark94 the bigger question is would you leave or stop going to BSC just because there were 1-2 "token" non-white & not fit dancers?
BTW I used to love BSC and Christie's back in the day.
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5 years ago
^ that's PL WINNING 👍👏
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5 years ago
@PaulDrake of course it's my perspective and what I'm saying is that those customers that leave because they see an unattractive stripper (to them) are stupid and that those mangers that cater to that stupidity might also be losing customers to stripper types that they DIDN'T hire.
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5 years ago
LOL just wear black pants. Also that's why I said wear a shirt long enough to cover a stain.
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5 years ago
^ whatever has the softer material. If I wear underwear, I like boxer-briefs with stretch microfiber Lycra or polyester. It's smooth, soft, and THIN. It doesn't chafe at all. And the tightness helps hold a boner in place. But also boxers can be fine too. Again it's the material more than the style.
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5 years ago
I think it's better NOT to be the groom at a bachelor party in a strip club. You won't get all the embarrassing shenanigans that come with it but you still get hot strippers around you.
As far as clothes, wear something comfortable that allows a maximum boner. Don't wear stuff that will chafe it or your stripper (no denim!). Wear a shirt long enough to hide crotch stains.
Also clean your junk and have good hygiene.
And definitely get a boner and stay with the strippers that enable it and enjoy it. Avoid the ones that dodge it.
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5 years ago
^ *isn't* going to drive me away from a particular club
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5 years ago
I'm picky as fuck with my strippers. I pretty much won't settle below an 8 (on my subjective scale) and she has to be all natural with an hourglass figure. As long as there's just one like this and she's available I don't care what other strippers in the club look like.
So no, a fat or a stripper that's not my type is going to drive me away from a particular club. I actually am surprised it's even an issue.
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5 years ago
Fake news. MackTruck is just seeing shapes of nicespice in his loads of shit as he hallucinates from smelling it so much.
He's also just jelly.
Fuck you, Mackie! She's real, and she's SPECTACULAR!