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6 years ago
Sounds like the worst strip club ever. If I wanna ogle hot chicks and not get to touch I'd just surf Instagram. Drop hella cash and not get to touch or grind? How could this be appealing to anyone?
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6 years ago
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BeauROne day, I will become human.
I have some questions:
Why'd you even go to TJ if you didn't really care to lose your virginity? You said you weren't really excited about it, more like let's just do it. But to book a flight from Canada to TJ and book a hotel seems like a lot of effort for something you didn't really care to do.
Is there a reason you haven't had female contact all this time? You say you're 25 and not ugly, just a loner. From your review it sounds like you don't really get turned on from women. There's nothing wrong with that BTW, but I guess that just brings me back to the first question.
Weird story with the girl that had blood gushing all over the place. That would have been a no go for me. Too many other girls with no bleeding problems to go though that.
Hong Kong is usually a place where fantasies are fulfilled. Sucks that it didn't happen for you. Hopefully you find a place where it does.
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6 years ago
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WillMunnyAwaiting the edit button since 2011....
Excellent review!
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6 years ago
A group of you guys and you didn't take the free limo to avoid the $50 cover charge?
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6 years ago
Yeah I'm curious also. Did you do any VIP sessions? And what was it about the club that you weren't expecting?
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6 years ago
Damn that sucks for you. But Leah is absolutely worth it. And it usually would not take 18 songs. Dude must have been chatting her up at the $30/four minutes rate like she was a therapist.
Go back for her, trust me!
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6 years ago
That Latina at LD absolutely spoiled me. I doubt I'll have any experiences like that in any SF club ever again. Well, for that amount of money at least. I already have my mind set that I won't be able to match that.
And you just reminded me why I swore off SF topless clubs. I somehow already forgot about the tops not coming off, that's a no go. Thanks for the reminder lol.
I suspect you're right about the three for 100 dances being more expensive because of FN or topless. But if the mileage still sucks I could care less if her top and bottom are off. That's what I experienced at Centerfolds a couple Saturdays ago. But I suspect that was the specific dancer. Which is why I plan on giving Centerfolds another shot, this time taking better advantage of the two for one specials.
Rancho Cordova takes twice as long to get to as SF, which is why I usually opt for SF. The last SC trip I had I didn't get to leave the house until 11pm so I didn't want to make the hour drive up. If I can leave the house by at least 9pm I'll definitely head north instead of south.
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6 years ago
Excellent review with superb detail!
I hit Little Darlings a few weeks back on a Saturday night. Sadly I didn't see my VIP queen. And no other girl in there fit my preference except for one who I already had a dance with and the mileage wasn't as great as the Latina. I'll check back in another month as I've noticed there's high turnover in LD. I only saw 3 girls who were there when I visited back in early February out of the 12 or so total girls.
I might have to give Penthouse a shot. I was impressed with Centerfolds interior, but not their prices. Penthouse sounds much better with their three for $100 special. At Centerfolds it was three for $150 and at Roaring 20's it was three for $200! I figure when I go back I'll wait till they offer the two for one specials, or go on a day when it's two for one all day. Does Penthouse have any two for one specials?
Again, great review!
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6 years ago
Good info! Sounds like it's a fair advantage being able to speak Spanish.
So stay away from the pushy ones, check.
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6 years ago
Wow, lap sitting girl sucked. Like Tahoe, it would have been a reynold's wrap the second she demanded the compensation after sitting on my lap.
Your arriba girl sucked also. I hope that doesn't become a trend, girls acting all friendly until they get upstairs.
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6 years ago
Upon googling I see that you're not an employee.
I also see that this whole FOSTA thing is bringing a lot of different traffic through this site now.
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6 years ago
You give options but I bet your 'options' are vaguely worded and not clear cut like JustinTolook laid it out. Be honest, you know damn well if you let the customer know that in paying $300 they won't be able to touch boobs and ass that they'd turn that down with a quickness. Instead I'm sure you offer 'more fun and touching' in the private room which is probably an upgrade from air dancing to touching arms, back, tummy, and oh my goodness legs.
No wonder the AZ natives know to stay away from this place. This is the only review I've read of this place but from your own review and the comments it sounds like an experience I'd never want to have.
As for the full contact wearing you down, I know dancers who've been at it for 5 years or more and yet they still give a great experience every time with hands allowed to roam. It sounds like you are at the right club, since full contact doesn't seem to be happening although I bet it's falsely implied. Still, most guys want more contact, especially paying $300 or more.
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6 years ago
Wait, this is titled decent value???!!! You mentioned paying $600 for a mediocre BJ. That, sir, is NOT decent value.
Did your dancer hit you up for a tip before the dance? My ROB of a dancer did, and the dance she gave wouldn't have warranted a tip.
You'll find that SF nude clubs have some of the most expensive prices in the nation. The two for one special they offer here is the only time that prices are reasonable. And on either Monday or Tuesday they run two for one all day.
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6 years ago
If this is a legit review then this reviewer needs to get out and see more strip clubs. If this place earns all 10s from you then at least 50% of other clubs outside of Northern California would score 20s. Bottom line, San Jose clubs suck. As a woman your experience was probably satisfactory since you're not after what most male patrons are.
Or, this IS a dancer trying to boost the score and drum up business.
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6 years ago
I guess good for you that you do well here. To me, it's a damn shame that folks are spending this much money in a place where good contact is considered touching back, arms, legs, and tummy. IMO if you can't touch boobs and ass it's worthless.
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6 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Nice!!! And now in TJ? You are living the dream, man!
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6 years ago
A lot of info left out in this review. How are the dances, are you allowed to get pretty handsy like you are in the 'usual suspect' clubs? How much are the dances? How much are their VIP dances?
I'm curious about all this because I want to try one of the smaller clubs on my next visit. Might check this place out but need more info.
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6 years ago
Sounds like an expensive but fun night!
Your only mistake was using the ATM machine. That's a straight rookie mistake. At least now you know. Just bring enough cash to have fun. Once it runs out, take your ass home. ATMs in strip clubs are the biggest rip offs ever. Right next to using a credit card in a club. Even in a drunken stupor you should be able to stop yourself from making those mistakes again.
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6 years ago
Awesome!
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6 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Wait, so you saw some lookers, even got asked straight up to fuck, and....... nothing?
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6 years ago
Good review and glad Tahoe got you to clarify. I was also confused by the exorbitant prices remark. Thankfully most people could give a damn about exorbitant non alcoholic drink prices.
As for dance prices you don't know exorbitant until you try to get nude dances in a decent SF club.
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6 years ago
Yeah that's like Vegas prices for an hour. A rip-off but at least in Vegas for an hour you CAN get extras or at the very least you can seriously molest the girl for that entire hour. Still not worth it for a sane, sober guy but I can't lie I've done it a few times still. Blame it on the alcohol lol!
As ridiculous as this hour rate sounds, they're still better than the upscale SF nude clubs. Try $60/dance, $150 3 song dance, $400 half hour or $800 hour. Fuck. Outta. Here!
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6 years ago
^^^^I agree. But that how these clubs make their money. Try Vegas, where they will with a straight face quote you $600 for a bottle of Grey Goose that you can get at Costco for $40. Fuck outta here.
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6 years ago
Ok it's obvious this is a shill account. You keep talking about these two super hot brunnette in bathrobes. But instead of getting up and just approaching them, you sit and wait to get approached. And then you're always approached by Brazilians and others who you always have an insult for.
Looking back at your post history, your only post is a response to a review where the reviewer apparently said something about a dancer and you responded as the dancer.
So if you're a dancer, why not just review the club as as such? I've seen a couple of reviews like that and they're pretty good. Instead of making up some bs stories about hotties in white robes and leathery skinned Brazilians. I'm guessing you're one of the hotties in the white robes. So let us know how you feel working in the club, what kind of customers you like and which ones you hope to avoid. Like we do.
And if I'm dead wrong and you really are a dude admiring two hotties in bathrobes.....fucking get off your ass and go ask for a dance.
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6 years ago
Thank you for the info, James1557!