review comment
6 years ago
I just re-read this review and I missed a very important part: you said Gypsy had fakes which were surprisingly soft?! If that's the case I'm kicking myself now for not getting dances with her. From what you described it sounds like she has those gummy bear implants, which are the best thing since sliced bread to me. Perfect balance of firmness and softness. Fuck, I would have spent 40 straight minutes massaging those lovelies.
review comment
6 years ago
Perla, such a beautiful woman! Hope she and Sky are still there when I visit in about 5 months from now.
review comment
6 years ago
How does the mileage here compare to the mileage you get at a typical Vegas club like Sapphire or Rhino?
review comment
6 years ago
Excellent review!
This really does make me want to try this club. I think most folks from the US, if they're visiting Europe, the first place they're gonna think of is Germany and the FKKs. But strip club wise, this place sounds amazing!
Appreciate the report!
review comment
6 years ago
Yeah we got SJG and plenty of other weirdos. But to this point I haven't seen a single guy brag about beating up a woman. We've all seen the aledged sex on a boat with a 14 year old that I still have my doubts that he was being truthful. Haven't seen an outright 'I beat that bitch up' post yet however. Hope I never do.
review comment
6 years ago
Damn, that's two of you guys now that don't know the term. I'm almost 100% sure he didn't beat any chica up. He probably meant that once he started beating that pussy up aka pounding her with some good deep strokes that she took it for awhile and opened up after.
I don't think anyone would get on a site and brag about beating up chicas. At least I hope not.
review comment
6 years ago
Lol! Warrior15 that's slang. Old slang as a matter of fact. You've really never heard the term 'beat that pussy up' before?
review comment
7 years ago
Sounds fucking amazing!
review comment
7 years ago
Another orangepicture classic review of this amazing club!
I gotta agree with Gypsy: what the hell are you doing wearing jeans to the club??!! Besides it being uncomfortable for the girls to grind on, jeans are too thick to truly enjoy that ass grinding on you. Slacks, or pants/shorts made of polyester or some smooth material where she can slide around and you can get the best feeling. Although knowing you, you care more about the HJ than the grind. Myself being the assjob lover and school of LDK guy know that golf rain slacks are the best. For in case I'm in a lower mileage club where junior can't come out and play. Maximize the great sensation and in case you fire one off in your pants the golf rain pants are waterproof so no mess to get on your dancer.
It's good to hear Mercedes didn't upcharge you, I wonder why though? And you're absolutely right about her popularity. It's like if you don't get dances with her the first time you see her, you might not have another chance again that day.
Reading this also makes me want to book another flight out there. I wish they had a Playhouse in Northern California. With the same Jersey mileage though lol.
review comment
7 years ago
![]()
TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Chessmaster the prices here make it seem like that. But this night the place was packed yet the most I saw guys doing was tipping at stage. When you go upstairs with a lady pretty much everyone can see because there's one stairway in plain sight leading to the private dance rooms. Yet I didn't see a single guy go up there. I suspect that's why the ladies were all in the dressing room when I first arrived. Bottom line, place is just too expensive.
Im guessing that like Centerfolds, this place also has a half price weekday night. On weekends it's so packed they figure they can try to find at least a couple suckers out of the crowd of PLs to pay those ridiculous prices. Ain't gonna be me, that's all I know.
review comment
7 years ago
I don't know Emmanu. Georgia has the biggest rack because she is easily the biggest woman there. I love tits as much as you do, yet I wouldn't want that woman anywhere near my dick. No offense to anyone who likes her. We all have our own taste. I'd rather see if Giselle would be down for a TF. Knowing her I'm absolutely positive she'd charge you extra for that. I'd still go for that before going for Georgia.
review comment
7 years ago
Sheesh. Have they ever even sold one of those rooms? I'd think even a dude falling over drunk would know better than to pay that.
review comment
7 years ago
Got you.
Yeah when I visited I only hit Synn and Paradise Showgirls. At Synn not as many girls brought up the full menu available in VIP but I expected at least one girl to bring it up to you. If you only talked with two girls I guess it makes sense. Paradise Showgirls and Tropical Lei are about the same in terms of girls directly propositioning you seconds after meeting.
review comment
7 years ago
![]()
TFPAdventures of Assjobman
^^^^Exactly. The Asian girl sure was making Paradise Showgirls type promises, quite explicitly also. But I've read and experienced plenty of times where the girl promises the moon and delivers a pebble. With the prices here I wasnt gonna chance it.
review comment
7 years ago
No vibe of extras?? You sure you were at Synn?
review comment
7 years ago
He means her boobs aren't as big as he'd like.
I hear that Leticia used to be thinner back in the day. Her boob job probably made her look stacked back then. But now, I agree with Emmanu, they don't look very big because the rest of her body is thicker.
review comment
7 years ago
There is no need for you to review this club every month. Especially since your reviews are basically perpetual club ads. The only note worthy info you give are new girl names. But no info on their bodies, personalitiy, dance skills, or stuff PLs would be interested in seeing in reviews. You give the same type of basic info and score the club all 10s every time.
I get it, you love your ATF who is also your best friend. But your reviews just screw up the rating system.
To others reading this review and wanting a more unbiased opinion: read Tahoecruz's reviews. He'll give you the REAL scoop on this club and others in the area.
review comment
7 years ago
I saw your thread in the discussion section and comments on reviews of this particular club asking for the names of ladies with the biggest boobs. Glad you found a girl to satisfy you. I also am a fan of big boobs and especially love that a few of the ladies at Playhouse will put them to great use to give you your money's worth.
review comment
7 years ago
$500??!!! Even in the US that's a rip off.
review comment
7 years ago
Sounds like a damn good time!
I'd be down for a group mongering trip maybe once. But for the most part, I definitely prefer solo. I was thinking of renting out a penthouse room just for myself for a night when I go. But that's still about 5 months away :(.
review comment
7 years ago
I swear Sky makes this club. Yes there are other hot girls there but there's a reason her name is mentioned in so many reviews. With her aim to please attitude and looks she is the perfect stripper.
If she were ever to leave this place I wonder how much business they would lose?
review comment
7 years ago
So you get the 'ignore the black guy' treatment also?
My favorite is when I get ignored and then I take a girl back to VIP and tip well. By some 'coincidence' about 15 minutes after that, those same dancers will then hit me up all friendly trying to chat. Fuck outta here.
review comment
7 years ago
If you ever have time and don't mind a 2 hour drive, try Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova. Beautiful girls and much better contact.
In SF the contact is low at the most well known topless clubs. Meanwhile the nude clubs offer much better contact but the women won't be as beautiful. Gotta pick your poison in this general area, unfortunately. When you travel you can experience a lot better.
review comment
7 years ago
No need to be worried about STDs, any extra action will be covered. And yes, the girls in the good clubs will be as beautiful AND give you much better than an air dance.
review comment
7 years ago
Wow, just read yours and the previous 5 reviews. Like Dirk Digfler asked in the other review, how is this place still open? Are they really ripping off that many mongers to make this worth it?
I guess they must be. Kind of like timeshares. Westgate timeshares are the biggest rip-off ever. Yet the owner is a billionaire and lives one of the largest homes in the United States.