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6 years ago
I went again this Saturday. Saw a lot of the same girls but a couple new ones that were straight up 10s in my book. They were so hot that I could never get a dance with them, it sucked.
But I did get dances with the BBW white girl, Courtney. She straddles that border between thick and fat perfectly. Said she likes black men and sure did dance like it. Easily the best dances of the night. If only all the girls performed like that.
Still, I wanted those 10s so bad and seriously could never find them alone. Oh well.
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6 years ago
What's a stripper fort?
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Damn, talk about standing your ground! Bravo, and you're right, that DOES sound like a rip off club. 4 songs at only 5 minutes??? Ridiculous. Then the girl tries to go back on the fact that she offered you the two for $30 in front of the bouncer. A damn shame.
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6 years ago
Ha, if you went this past Saturday that means we were there at the same time. I saw that spinner you were talking about. I mentioned her in my review. I probably would have had the same reaction if she tried that move on me.
That BBW, was she white? I mentioned her in my review also. I was gonna try her out but only if she approached. She was just on that outer spectrum for me. Meaning bordering 'thick' and plain 'fat'. Those tits looked yummy enough to overlook the extra weight. Funny how she wasted time talking to you, who wasn't interested. VS me, who did give her the eye a few times but she still didn't stop by and I would have dropped some money on her. I'm guessing you're not black lol.
Seems we have exact opposite taste so I wasnt looking to dance with any of the girls you wanted and vice versa.
Oh and the admission is $30 total for the VIP wristband. $25 without.
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6 years ago
I noticed I wasn't seeing Rossi's name anymore in reviews. Too bad she's gone, she was fine as fuck!
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6 years ago
Good Intel. And from reading reviews of this place I remember that name being mentioned also. Matter of fact, I think it was in the title of the review lol.
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6 years ago
Great review!
Textbook DFK learned from Sanjoseguy LMFAO! Hopefully that doesn't mean you hit her with the chloroform before going to work. You know his alias is Mr. Sleepytime.
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6 years ago
Also good job on the LDK but it sucks that she got up right as you started it. That is my number #1 pet peeve when it comes to LDKs.
If they did indeed raise the half hour VIP to $300 then I'd think they were shooting themselves in the foot. Spearmint Rhino still has their half hour at $200 + $50 for two drink minimum so VIP lovers would end up choosing that place instead every time.
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6 years ago
Man, looks like the prices rose. Last summer when I was there it was $250 for 30 minutes. $50 of that $250 being for the 2 drink minimum. Now they require you to get four drinks for half an hour? Screw that.
And no touching on the floor dances? Sounds kinda robbish to me. At Sapphire and Rhino I get as much contact in floor dances as I do in VIP. Basically a lot of boob and ass grabbing. She probably said no touching to try to get you in VIP so she could make more money. Since Wednesday afternoon is about as slow as it gets. Saturday night and Wednesday afternoon is night and day. Saturday night all you see across the entire floor is supermodels having their tits and asses groped all night. It's a beautiful sight actually.
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6 years ago
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EastCoasterI strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Great review and awesome that you guys were able to meet up.
I often wonder which TUSCL member I will meet first.
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6 years ago
^^^°^what they said. Just put more effort into the review. Act as if you're describing the club to someone who's never been there. You said same rotation of dancers, but someone who's never been won't know who you're talking about? Are the overweight dancers white, black, Latina? How is the contact in the lap dances? How much are the dances? Drinks? VIP rooms?
Give us better info, your review gave nothing.
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6 years ago
Excellent review!
Yeah that dayshift man. It's weird, usually clubs have their A team out at nights and weekends. This club however, it seems like it's reversed. The A team is in full swing on afternoons.
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6 years ago
Seriously though, the FUCK??!! That's brazenly robbish. Your GF does the dirty work and somehow the dancer deserves $200 extra?? I damn near would have laughed in her face.
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6 years ago
That absolutely sucks. You'd think in a third world country that a) they'd believe you as an American have some good money to spend and treat you well. And b) have WAY more mileage to give since it's not a stuck up country like the US. Points A and B seem to be the case in places like Mexico, Colombia, Thailand, etc. Doesn't sound like it's that way in Jamaica. A damn shame actually.
The no enhancements thing I totally believe. But we're there at least some naturally thick Jamaicans? I've seen quite a few excellent thick Jamaican sistahs in my life.
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6 years ago
Fucking amazing!
And $10/pill is still better than the $40/pill they charge here. Still I'll take your advice and try to find a pharmacia closer to HK.
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6 years ago
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BeauROne day, I will become human.
Well at least this experience sounds MUCH better than the Hong Kong experience. Good for you that you had some enjoyable sex.
Oh and that position you had the girl in is also my favorite position in the world. It's called 'prone' or sometimes 'lazy doggy'. Just like you, just the sight of the girl under me while I'm thrusting and the feeling of her ass under me drives me crazy.
You should head back to Hong Kong, go arriba, and make sure you get your chica in this position again.
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6 years ago
You didn't get overcharged. Once the person announces dancer name and count that's when the dancer usually asks if you want to continue. After awhile I'm sure the girls figure you know the drill and you will let them know yourself after hearing the count. They only have about 30 seconds after that announcement to open the door to signal to stop the count. So next time have her open the door sooner. Or at the least, offer to pay her charge for the next song. I think the dancer has to pay $10/song.
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6 years ago
Definitely not 400, that's Sapphire numbers. Sapphire is much larger. Rhino would have over 200 at peak hours but it's so hectic that you can't even get a floor dance unless you have a table. The women are beautiful but it's certainly a different experience from day shift where the women aren't in hyper hustle mode. You have a chance to actually converse on day shift, vs night shift where it's 'wanna dance? No? Bye!'.
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6 years ago
Thanks for the review!
It's troubling to hear you say that the day shift dancers wanted extra for touching. Based on past reviews that's usually a nightshift thing, and the dayshift girls will let you slide on the extra charge with the touching. If your experience is what's the norm now, that means dayshift isn't more value than night shift, which sucks.
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6 years ago
^^^^^the dancer certainly didn't help the club's cause with the whole no touching boobs thing.
Should tell DV to just take their ass back to America cause Hong Kong runs shit.
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6 years ago
Sounds like an excellent time! I'm so jealous of you guys in close proximity to that club.
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6 years ago
Damn, that sucks. I have no problem paying for lap dances up front, since I've had no problems in regards to that. I've never paid up front and then had a girl skip out. At worst, I'll pay and then she gives me a lame dance. But as you saw, she can give you a lame dance even without payment up front.
The only thing I won't do these days is tip first. I got burned by that like a sucka, never again.
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6 years ago
If you make such good money then why take the time to rant on a customer based strip club site? It's part of the job. Every job has it's ups and downs. Yours, you get paid great money but have to deal with the occasional cheap ass. So what? You make hella money anyway so what's the problem?
By coming on this site complaining, it doesn't look like you're satisfied with your earnings. Otherwise, you wouldn't take the time to come on this site full of customers you say you don't give a damn about whining, cussing, and throwing a verbal tantrum.
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6 years ago
^^^^^the club probably takes a decent cut of that. Still, I'm sure the nude dances aren't $15/song at this club.
I agree wholly with rh48hr. If you're frustated with the customers, maybe it's the product that is subpar and doesn't warrant a tip. I'm not gonna act like there aren't cheapo customers out there. But if your dances are good enough there should be a balance between cheapos and good tippers that offset each other. If absolutely no one is tipping, then I'm pretty positive that your dances just plain suck.
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6 years ago
Around these parts we call the result of that dance an LDK. Nicely done and glad you found a girl to take you over the edge.
Also good job in choosing the proper pants to keep the result contained. The last thing you wanna do is have anything get on the dancer.