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5 years ago
Open bar??!! What days and what times?
Also, I'd be down to meet up the first weekend of August if anyone's there at that time.
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5 years ago
How much was the 15 minutes and 30 minute sessions? Also how much did they charge you for the drinks in each of those?
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5 years ago
Excellent review! And $200, wow, was she a 10?
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5 years ago
Chick does seem obsessed with you. Following you around on your reviews like a lost puppy. Jesus.
And I agree with Flagooner about the return button. Damn man, even the TJ novels are broken into paragraphs. Except Countryman's, but hey, he gets a pass.
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5 years ago
If you mean mileage as in touching, it's pretty standard. You can grope boobs and ass all you want with most of the girls. In my experience, sucking on tits is only cool with some girls and only in VIP. Depends on the girl how good and constant her grind is. Once again from my experience, if you want a girl to grind you while you suck on her tits and cum in your pants you just gotta find one willing. As far as fingering girls, I've never tried as that isn't really my thing in the club so you'd have to ask someone who's tried.
As others have said there are no extras. Although I'd have to believe for the right price (hefty tip to both the bouncer and the dancer) that extras could be had. But for what you'd spend, you could probably have two different OTC experiences in your own hotel room for the same price.
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5 years ago
Excellent review! Kinda mirrors my experience there, except I went arriba triple the amount of times. I think it's important for reviews like yours that show some of the problems you might encounter. I remember before my trip reading all these glowing reviews of the place and thinking everything was gonna be peachy. Then I had almost every single problem you highlighted. Communication is rough since most Americans don't have strong command of Spanish and most of the girls don't speak English. Folks say use Google translate and honestly I didn't give it enough of a try so I will next time. But usually my hands are too busy roaming under their bikini tops so it seems it would be annoying to repeatedly stop and start typing on a phone.
Also girls like your first girl is what I experienced half the time. Once you get to the room they're in a rush and just want to get it over with. Hard to weed out those type of girls as they put on a great show on the club and act like they'll be a great time at first.
It seems you're from an area where extras clubs are common so HK isn't all that to you. But for folks from an area where extras clubs don't exist, the experience is so much better that they call it heaven. I agree with you that it is better than the US but still not heaven.
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5 years ago
Thanks for the review! Yet this is why I never do threesomes. You'd like to get what you see in the pornos, with the guy going back and forth between both girls with no problem. Yet the girls won't do that for safety reasons, and rightly so.
I guess the only way to do a proper threesome would be to get everyone tested first then have 3 disease free persons go at it.
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5 years ago
Also concur with the excellent review and to ignore the 'morals' folks. We're on a strip club website for Pete's sakes, fuck outta here with all that guilty talk.
I also agree with the value rating. Folks think it's dirt cheap just because of the price of arriba. But those $9 fichas add up fast. And there's just as many maseros in the place as dancers for that reason. You are not safe anywhere just talking to a girl without being asked to buy her not just a drink, but roses, food, lap dances, etc.
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5 years ago
That's good actually, it shows that the girl must get a good portion of the $450 cost.
On Mondays when they have the special where a thirty minute VIP is only $150 the girls will hit you up right away for a substantial tip. Some girls will quote hundreds of dollars, while reasonable ones will keep the amount between $100-$200. They'll tell you it's because that $150 goes straight to the club, which isn't exactly true. That $150 goes to cover the girl's minimum wage paycheck and taxes. They ask for a tip to have some physical money to bring home and not have to wait for in a check.
So in the end, it seems the $450 cost for an hour long VIP ends up about the same cost as the Monday special. I was under the impression the girls would ask for a hefty tip like they do on Mondays on top of the $450 cost.
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5 years ago
Sounds like a good time. Never been on a Wednesday night but since they offer no special on that day and it's the middle of the week I'm not surprised it was kinda dead. You did good to wait for the two for one special to turn the 30 minute VIP into an hour long VIP.
Did your girl hit you up for a substantial tip while in VIP? Usually that's the gripe with this place. Mileage is good but seriously pricey.
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5 years ago
Customers have been spoiled by the Brazilians from before though. They'd give that action for no tip whatsoever. Hard to bring yourself to pay $120 for 8 minutes and a handjob. When before you could get double the length of dances and the same result for that price.
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5 years ago
Lol yeah like LocoJoe said, I'd be more worried about possibly contracting an STD.
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5 years ago
Well done with both those girls, Reverend. I also hate when a girl is a hustler. Try as they might, there's no concealing it. Also hate when girls try to do too much then try to charge you a boatload later. Or they try to mention the price once you're already worked up so you give in easier.
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5 years ago
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One of the most informational reviews I've ever seen on this place. Perfect for folks like myself who have never been here to get the lay of the land.
If only you could do quarterly updates lol. Thanks for the review!
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5 years ago
Welcome to nude clubs in CA. No alcohol, which means you just gotta come prepared. Pregame in the car in the parking lot right before you enter. Down 3 or 4 shots and you'll be feeling good. Better that way anyway as it's much cheaper compared to the prices that topless clubs with alcohol charge.
You'd find better, fit dancers at Gold Club Centerfolds which is only one exit away from this place. No alcohol there either though.
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5 years ago
Sounds like a good time. But it kinda sucks that your girl Tonatsi was mad. Yeah you guys were texting back and forth for a year but seriously, what did she expect? You know she's been fucking and texting other dudes too, why would she be mad about you doing the same? Unless she was really trying to play that GF angle, which sounds dumb to me.
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5 years ago
Yet this shitty review passed so the guy got his free month of VIP just like he wanted.
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5 years ago
Wow, so no dances at all, just talking? I mean I believe in compensating a dancer for her time talking. But during that conversation she better be in my lap with my boner poking her in the butt and my hands gripping some boobs.
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5 years ago
Sounds horrible. Nice job outing the ROB. But chances are, she won't be here long anyway. Every year I visit Rhino and I never see the same girls. Even a regular like Liwet has stated in his many reviews of this place that he doesn't see the same girls often. There will be a few holdouts, but still a lot of turnover.
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5 years ago
Funny stuff! Funny and weird. Trying to convince you to drown your sons in the watery grave of baptism while all the men are trying to bury the faces of the dancers in another type of liquid.
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5 years ago
Sounds like Tiffany herself wrote this.
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5 years ago
Definitely sounds like Leah. Crazy that the popular Brazilians from PH are here now.
And I thought a 30 minute private dance here was $280? Did they raise the price? At $280 it's $40 more expensive than it would have been for 32 minutes at PH. But as long as it's private I imagine the zillians can work their magic the same way they did at PH.
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5 years ago
Am I seeing that right, 5×$???!!! Not even the finest instathots charge that much.
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5 years ago
Sounds hot! Although the $40/dance is high, at least you get some good action for it.
Still, I know some freaks there who will give the same type of dance you had for the normal $30/dance, as long as you tip well after the messy ending. But if you prefer your girl over all the others then it's worth it for you.
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5 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Good review. Still doesn't sound too enticing though. I'll stick to GCC. And maybe one of these days finally check out Pure Gold.