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5 years ago
Good review! I feel you went on the best day value wise. Friday and Saturday nights have more girls and customers, but the prices are pretty damn .
The girl asking for a good sized tip is par for the course in this place. Especially with the recent classification changes that have the clubs taking an even bigger cut of the girls money. Doesn't sting as much when the room is only $150. Imagine being hit up for a tip after already dropping $450. Haha no thanks.
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5 years ago
Bruceleeroy it probably won't happen to this guy again but trust there will be hundreds of tourists to step into this club and make the same mistake. Which is why the door vultures at Vegas clubs will never go instinct.
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5 years ago
Sad to hear. I've only visited this place three days over the course of one weekend but it was a standout favorite out of all the clubs I've visited. And that was because of those lovely dayshift Brazilians. All the names I'm hearing that were suspended were the same ones that I had the best times with.
At least Angel is still there with that fine ass of hers. Her dances were on the tamer side, probably even more so now that all this crap is going on.
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5 years ago
Job well done! Four times with no pill help?! Jesus!
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5 years ago
People, TAKE THE FREE LIMO!!! That way you don't have to pay a ridiculous $50 cover.
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5 years ago
Friday and Saturday nights, the entire place is open and in use and it is PACKED! It's tough to even find a place to receive a lap dance on the floor it's so packed. Any other night, not so crowded.
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5 years ago
Learned even more TUSCL history reading the comments here. Good stuff.
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5 years ago
Great review of both the ins AND outs of this club.
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5 years ago
If it weren't for the line that says 'mileage ranges from mediocre to poor' I'd think this was a club ad for sure. What I can't understand though, is after saying that you still conclude the review with 'this is the best club in the city'.
To the patrons who like eye candy and no touching that statement would be true. But for a person like myself who loves contact and likes being touched also, this place flat out sucks.
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5 years ago
If only you guys had been wearing your TUSCL badges you could have met up lol. Probably walked right by each other at some point.
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5 years ago
@sexmeplease I was thinking the same thing about the Google translate not working well in the club because of the loud music. It never dawned on me to just use the type to text translate. Only thing with that method is you'll have to release her tits and ass from your hands to type.
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5 years ago
I'm confused with your review. It says you visited on Monday around 7pm. If that's the case, there's usually no one even in the lobby working the register, since there's free admission before 8pm. Maybe your times were off? And even then, admission after 8pm on a Monday is $20. It's only $30 on Friday and Saturday nights.
Also, unless they recently raised prices, nude dances are $60. And what you should try to do is wait for the two for one specials so you get two dances for $60 instead of just one. 3 topless for $100 is decent but with the two for one special you can do 6 nude dances for $150 on any day. IMO that's the best deal when they have no other specials going.
The Monday $150 deal is probably the best they have. But don't be surprised if some of the girls ask for a tip before even heading down to the VIP when you do that special.
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5 years ago
Like Tahoe said, that sounds like an excellent first time. I did plenty of research before my first trip and still it wasn't all that. So much so that I didn't even bother writing a review.
Glad to see you enjoyed the place! When's the encore?
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5 years ago
Desertscrub what the hell are you talking about?
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5 years ago
Miami is one of my favorites at this club. She's American Indian mixed with something else. I used to always see her on night shift. I wonder why she switched to day shift?
That makes the 2nd girl I've heard of to make the switch. I'd guess dayshift old whale customers produce more money. Rather than night shift youngsters and all the fiercer competition from the sheer amount of girls.
Thanks for the report! Gotta make my way up there again soon.
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5 years ago
Yeah like Cristobal said, his prices are old. $12 for a room? Maybe back in 2010. Fichas, he was only $1 off, it's actually $9.
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6 years ago
Damn that sucks. To be honest I would have been embarrassed just returning to the dancer after being in the bathroom for so long. Since I'm sure she would know exactly what I was doing.
Your story telling skills are off the hook. Looking forward to your next review!
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6 years ago
Sounds accurate. Mileage is good (with the right girls) down in the VIP. But the cost is up there.
You mention $30/dance so it makes me think you got a $60 nude dance during the 2 for 1 special. The $450 thirty minute VIP used to be $350, and during the 2 for 1 it was $350 for an hour which was always my favorite deal. They raised the price at the same time they changed the girls classification from independent contractors to employees.
As for Misterwonderful's question, for that kind of mileage you'd be paying out the ass at a place like this. Put it this way: it'd be cheaper to buy a round trip ticket to San Diego, go to TJ and do three trips arriba, then fly back.
Thanks for the review!
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6 years ago
@Lonewolf apparently enough people do pay those insane rates if this place is still open. Then again this is Silicon valley, home of the young, rich, and awkward dorky guys. It's far enough away from SF that those types have to settle for this or jerk off at home.
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6 years ago
@darkblue looking at the approvers, I notice two of them seem to be on a lot of reviews approve list. Maybe they just skim a review real quick and approve it if it looks long enough?
Too bad, because this review is shit. Doesn't tell a single fucking thing about the club. Besides generic shit that's true about damn near any club ie girls with fake tits, tattoos, asking customers for dances, getting handsy.
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6 years ago
Sounds accurate as hell. Welcome to SF topless clubs, where topless means only on stage. Yes, pretty damn terrible.
I'll never visit an SF topless club or recommend one ever again.
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6 years ago
This review says a whole lot of nothing. This could be describing damn near any club in America.
Your description of the bathroom seems off. On my numerous past visits it was always clean enough to take a piss and wash your hands with no problem. What made it so disgusting this night?
Enjoy your month of VIP but next time try to include any kind of useful info. Prices, descriptions of girls you saw including body types and ethnicities. And I know damn well they had more than 6-10 women working on a Saturday night.
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6 years ago
I'm sure they've known about this place all along. If they can find Osama Bin Laden in a cave out in buttfuck nowhere then I'm sure they know what's taking place in every high mileage strip across America. It's all about being paid (bribes) to keep quiet. Either the manager fell behind on his payments or some uppity politician wants to make a name for himself 'cleaning this town up'.
If they really wanted to, every police department could send an undercover officer into any strip club known for extras and have it shut down. I don't see it happening though.
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6 years ago
Was she Cuban? I had an experience with a huge titted thick accent fake ass having Cuban girl myself last summer. She'll try to get you off but goes about it in the roughest way.
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6 years ago
It happens man. At least you already know what to do next time. That research usually shows you what to expect and who to expect it from.
From the previews reviews here I'm sure you've seen who the GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome) crew is. Avoid them if you want a good VIP experience without breaking the bank.