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47 reviews by groundball

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Strip Club or Restaurant?

I just looked back in my history and I can't believe I've never written a review of the Penthouse Club, so let me correct that (especially now that they're reopened). THE BASICS: Probably the highest-end club…

1 wk ago2

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Same Place, New Hours

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

It's been a year since I last reviewed this place, so this review is based on several visits, mostly Wednesday but also some Fridays and Saturdays. Mostly in the early evening but sometimes late. They…

8 mos ago5

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Dayshift Millstream

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

One year since my last review of Millstream, not much has changed except for the girls. On the whole, you can have a good time if you go in with the right expectations, especially dayshift.…

1 yr ago3

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Club is Slower, Still Good Amount of Girls, New Cameras in the VIP

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Review is based on a few visits, mostly Wednesday but also some Fridays and Saturdays. Overall I agree with some reviews by others that say the club has slowed down. Fewer customers, but it looks…

1 yr ago5

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, VA

Old School Time at Richard's Rendezvous

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Visiting Richmond for a long weekend and I was staying in Scott's Addition so I checked out Richard's Rendezvous. Old-school low hassle place with a chill vibe. All in all where you can mind your…

2 yrs ago

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, VA

Broke Before I Sat Down

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I've never given a club a "1" on price before, but at this place you TRULY are broke before you sit down. The girls were great, and were much hotter than I expected, but the…

2 yrs ago1

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Thursdays are Better than Wednesdays

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Review is based on a few Wednesday and Thursday visits. Recently, I think Thursdays are the best midweek day to go because the overall scene is more energetic, and there are more girls. Wednesdays can…

2 yrs ago2

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

Weeknight at Excape (Baltimore County)

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I decided to continue my tour of the Baltimore County Strip Clubs and actually go to Excape for the first time. I went in with rock-bottom expectations, and while I had a better time than…

2 yrs ago

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Wednesday dayshift at Millstream.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

In summary, even though it's been a while since my last review of Millstream, not much has changed except for the girls. On the whole, you can have a good time if you go in…

2 yrs ago

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Weekday Review of McDoogals - More Dancers on Weekdays

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

It's been 6 months since I last reviewed McDoogals, so I thought I'd make an update. I'm going to note the big differences, but also include basic information here for the new guys. BASICS: McDoogals is…

3 yrs ago2

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Friday Afternoon Visit After A Long Time Away

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

The Basics/How Things Work: Millstream Inn is a topless/pastie place way in the suburbs of Baltimore that is somewhat hard to find. I have been here before, more that a few times, but that was years…

3 yrs ago

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Price of the VIP going up

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've reviewed this place several times this year, and so to not repeat myself, here is a link to my most recent detailed review here: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=385383. Bare Bones Basics: cover is $16 Friday/Saturday and less Wednesday/Thursday…

3 yrs ago2

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Starting to Get a Bad Feeling About McDoogals

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've reviewed this place several times in the past 6 months, and some reviewers criticized that I repeat myself, so to change things up I'm putting a link to my most recent detailed review here:…

4 yrs ago3

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

A Few Changes but Nothing Big, Still Good Value for Money

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Realized I haven't reviewed this place since February, so it's time to give some updates. This review is based on a few visits, a Wednesday, a Friday and a few Saturdays so I am labeling…

4 yrs ago

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Some Changes at McDoogals: higher lap dance prices, more staff but still usually a good time

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Been back to McDoogals a few more times since my last review and wanted to highlight a few things that have changed, including costs. This review is based on a few visits, two Wednesdays and…

4 yrs ago8

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

McDoogals on Fridays - Pretty Good

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

After not going out for a long time, I went to McDoogals on a weekday (Thursday) back in May and reviewed a few Saturdays about a month ago. This review is based on two Fridays.…

4 yrs ago4

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Saturday trips to McDoogals

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After not going out for a long time, I went to McDoogals on a weekday (Thursday) back in May. Decided to see what it was like on a weekend, if the vibe was any different.…

4 yrs ago1

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

No Frills, BYOB, Fully Nude McDoogals

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Just went back in the archives and checked, this is my first time going out (or making a review) since March 2020 when I went to Players on the last Friday that clubs in the…

5 yrs ago1

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

"last call" my last trip pre-virus and pre-shutdown

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This feels weird to write, I usually try to write these so that a new guy can make a decision whether or not a club is the right fit for him; the right vibe, the…

6 yrs ago3

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Improvement? Also Midweek is Better than Friday/Saturday

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This review combines a few trips, Wednesday, a few Fridays, and a Saturday. The tl;dr version is I saw a general improvement and if I had to only pick one that the midweek is better. Basics…

6 yrs ago1

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Dayshift at Millstream Trending Up

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Summary: Set your expectations before you stop in...Millstream is best in the area if you just want to stop in and get some good food, some drinks, and look at some half-naked ladies. Surroundings: Millstream is…

6 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

This trip sucked (and it's only going to get worse)

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Had two wildly inconsistent experiences at Players Club in Baltimore, a Friday night and what I think was a Wednesday (late September 2019). I'm writing this up based on the Friday mostly because that was…

6 yrs ago6

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Friday Day Shift at Gold Club

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Friday before Labor Day weekend, didn't feel like working so I checked out the day shift at two Baltimore locations, Gold Club and Millstream. I've never been to either at day shift before, was pleasantly…

6 yrs ago2

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Day Shift at Millstream

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

6 yrs ago2

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Players - Wednesday Girls Update Rosie (!) Back

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Just reviewed this place a few weeks ago so will go real quick thru the facts and get to the girls: Hours: Wednesday thru Sunday, 8-midnightish on weekdays and slow days, 8-2AM on Friday-Saturday. Cover: $25 for…

6 yrs ago5