Friday Afternoon Visit After A Long Time Away

The Basics/How Things Work:

Millstream Inn is a topless/pastie place way in the suburbs of Baltimore that is somewhat hard to find. I have been here before, more that a few times, but that was years ago and I still got confused by the directions and had to use my GPS. Nice well-lit parking lot, very safe feeling. Very chill and diverse crowd of about 30 customers, no thug factor, most of the guys were middle aged. I paid no cover. Girls go up for a two-song stage shows and then walk around for tips afterward. It's an expectation that each customer in the place gives a tip, even if you are sitting in a booth off to the side. However, this is a good thing because it gives you a chance to talk to the girls and see if you click. Beer and drinks are available, at "decent for a strip club" prices. While I did not get any food on this visit, in the past it was very good, and I noticed lots of other customers were ordering so it's probably still worth checking out. Club has a useful website, with special events noted and the girls' schedules are published weekly. I can't say if the list is accurate or not, but very time I've been there there has been a good amount of girls working. A DJ announces their names. There are no "10's" and frankly there are a bunch of 5-6's. Good amount of diversity among the girls though (black/white/hispanic, thick/thin, old/young), so you'll probably see one or two that are your type.

Lap dances and private rooms have posted prices, and the expectation is that you tip the girl an equivalent amount. For example, the private rooms ranged from $300-$400 per hour, so that would mean you pay that price to the club, and you would tip that girl the same amount so your total price would be $600-$800 per hour. Lap dances were for 10 or 20 minutes, and those prices are posted as well ($100 for 20 minutes if I remember right).