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Gawd's Holy Church of Tuscl

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2 years ago

Leslie Neilson is a righteous dude!

He has da spirit of da lawerd and he flaunts the foghornz like a true mane of da lawerd! https://youtube.com/shorts/wmwphYG4xdU?feature=share Cum ti church this sunday and hear the foghornz ring of truth! Frrrrrrttt...

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3 years ago

It is Sunday Tuscl Churches Time

Repent you heathens and cum In For confessions! We got to clean up Tuscl a d rid it of the trolls! Let the fog horns ring!!! Frrrrrrt...

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3 years ago

Hello my faithful brethren of tuscl! It is Sunday morning and I Have I got a special treat for all of you! I have been preachin da word and da gospel and here is...

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4 years ago

Stop Over Fucking Yourself And Cum To Da Lawerd

Take it from thos wise 95 year old brethren! Stop chasing big asses and tittys! That is why you gettin rhumitoid artritis because every time you stick your dick up in there you loose...

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4 years ago

Thank da lawerdy in Floridian

Tgenk all you old white guys for voting trump in 2020. You are helping fulfill d Trump Prophecy. Special thanks to Rick Dugan, twenty-five, flagoon and papi chulo for voting trump! RickDugan has...

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5 years ago

Hello brethrens

I have been away for a while and I am checking in! How is everyone doing? Tell me some of your stripper stories and how you are branging them to the lawerd? Have any...

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5 years ago

Cum Join My Organization!

We got da clubs. We got da strippers we brought to da lawerd. And we are led by our lawerd and savior jeebus...

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6 years ago

Are you Addicted?

After each sentance I say someone say addicted. When someone does drugs every day, they are......

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6 years ago

THIS IS A SAD DAY. THE FAGGOTRY HAS COST A MEMBER OF THE TUSCL CHURCH HIS LIFE

We are gathered here today to morn the loss of a very dear members of the tuscl church. Pistola/txtittyfag has passed away. This is such a senseless tragedy that was completely unnecessary. Pistola/txtittyfag passed...

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6 years ago

Lets Remember BigDickSammy MY TUSCL BRETHREN as we ring in the new year!

We have lost our very own BigDickSammy. This is in fact a sad occasion because Sammy was loved by many. He will be dearly missed for his funny reviews. God bless him, for some...

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6 years ago

Gawd Hates Fags

What is with all the faggotry on here today. Everyone is concerned about big dicks and night sticks. Y'all need to cum to confessions and be haled by the spirit of the lawerd...

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6 years ago

Howdy Doodie fellow Brethren!

It is Sunday preachin the world day. Let the Foghorns bless you.. frrrrrrrrt ...

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6 years ago

I always encourage you to come in for confessions. I had a very strange confessions from a young man from our church of tuscl. I can not disclose his name because of my oath....

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6 years ago

Prays the lawerd great Church of Tuscl

Brother Juice is out of jail today. This is great news. He is a rightous dude taking care of his ex wife like that. He is doing the lawrds work. Prays Gawd... I have been...

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6 years ago

Prays the lawerd great Church of Tuscl

Brother Juice is out of jail today. This is great news. He is a rightous dude taking care of his ex wife like that. He is doing the lawrds work. Prays Gawd... I have been...

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6 years ago

A message to all you Tuscl Fags

Gawd hates Fags. Stop allowing the Satin to be rammed down your throat. After a enough rammings down the throat sarin will explode in fury and spew vile wickedness down your throat. Cum to...

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6 years ago

Da Brotha is in Da Hause

Repent all you sinners and hethens. Jeuss Cums First...

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6 years ago

Pray the Gay Away

Bless God let's pray the Gay Away I feel the devil's temptation as we speak for homosexual behavior...

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6 years ago

Well God damn Boys... May God Burn this Place with Hell Fire

I've been burning in my loans and been praying over and inside every strip club I've seen. The holy ghost has moved me to set some shut on fire starting with my non KJV...

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6 years ago

The fothorns is gettin ready to blast off!!!

Tittle says it all...

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6 years ago

The fothorns is gettin ready to blast off!!!

Tittle says it all...

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6 years ago

Cum praise gawd of the Foghorns with me

Get on your knees and pray withml me until the foghorns bust loose...

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6 years ago

Time for some preachin the word boys and girls

I have been away for a while preachin and praisin the lawerd. I have came and I am ashamed to see Gawds church of Tuscl in the state it is in. All these dam...

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6 years ago

Gawd will take the garbage out

Let the foghorns ring. Listen to them and do what is true to your desires. If you do not you will end up in the eternal jacking off of yourself ...

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6 years ago

Researching dog horns

Does this mean I have problems? I thought the fog horns were from the lawerd https://www.dietvsdisease.org/excessive-gas-fart/...

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6 years ago

Get on your knees and pray with me. Go with me to the church of the St.James...

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7 years ago

Celebrate the FOGHORNS with me Boys

Cum to the lawerd and praise the FOGHORNS with me so you shal be set free from the sins of the pains of the gassy belly. Release the femons and let the FOGHORNS run...

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7 years ago

Holy gawd mother of fuck

This place had turned into a travesty...

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7 years ago

Holy gawd mother of fuck

This place had turned into a travesty...

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7 years ago

How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the Hell out of It...

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7 years ago

How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the Hell out of It...

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7 years ago

Holy Mother of Mary

Da Preacher Mane is back. I am aking you all to repent of your sins. Cum and confess and be freed of the devil...

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7 years ago

Let the Fog Horns free!

I was preachin the word at the Church last sunday and the Fog Horns were unruly. I couldnt hold them back so I let er rip...

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7 years ago

Leaky Bladder syndrome

I was preachin the word today and the leaky bladders syndrome turned to booming flatulence! !!!!! What the fuck is that all about?...

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7 years ago

I been missing in action for a while. I been havin problems. I got Leaky Bladder Syndrome!!! Have any of you ever had this issue? I had to piss so bad I pissed in the...

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7 years ago

Im gonna preach to you sinners this mornin

What is your choice of topic for this morning?...

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7 years ago

Foghorns at it again...

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7 years ago

Faggots gone to hell!

What is all this talk about faggots on here lately? You are all dammed to hell and eternal bliss with the horned one...

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7 years ago

Why Brother Why?

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/catholic-priest-hospitalized-to-have-a-crucifix-removed-from-his-rectum/...

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7 years ago

What to do when you get a bad lapdance...

1 Pray with them 2 Fire up the foghorns 3 Get a manager, grease their head with oil and pray with them 4 Get a new dancer 5 If the new dancer doesnt work out, get a new...

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7 years ago

The Foghorns are blowing strong this morning

Fttttt frrrrrrrrtttt ...

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7 years ago

I am very concerned about shadowcat

I am noticing how much he talks about boarderline gay topics. Then he admits to spending more time with men at Follys. Shadowcat, please come in for confession, I am concerned and we need...

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7 years ago

Frrrrrrrrtttt ...

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7 years ago

My Foghorn is going bazerk today

Frrrrrrrrtttt...

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7 years ago

We know a thing or two

Because we are Farmer's and we seen a thing or two...

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7 years ago

You seem like a rightous straight god fearin brother! God told me to warn you. Please watch out for temptation. Please don't let any dudes check your underwear. This is for hot watermellon...

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7 years ago

Ye all are dammed to hell

Repent of this faggotry tuscl brothers. You can still be saved. There is still time. Prays jebus and the lawerd and savor ...

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7 years ago

What is rong with this picture

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51174 Shadowcat seems to know a lot about other members underwear. Why is shadowcat having such knowledge of Papi Chili's underwear? Is he a faggot? Faggots will be damned to hell. Repent shadowcat for you...

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