Reviews

$20 each for my friend and I to get in. Normally $10, but NYE prices.

Past the doors of the small lobby, there’s an elevated stage in the center of the room. Small, semicircle shaped bar…

Day and night have completely different vibes at Emp’s. Did both on a Friday. Here’s how it went:

DAY

Best thing about day shift: No cover. Doors open at 11AM, but unless you intend on getting lunch…

Last time I went to this club it was still called Centerfolds. I was wary Cheetah, with promises of a ‘cigar lounge’ and ‘aerial silk dancers’, would be TOO classy and fancy (see: needlessly expen$ive.)…

Hadn’t been to Sins since early 2020, a couple months before things shut down. Decided to make the most of it and go 2 nights in a row.

(Saturday, 10PM):
My friend and I spent a good…

Had never been to day shift at Wackos until recently. Ended up going 2 days in a row. Here are some details about those 2 afternoons:

(Saturday, 3PM):
My partner in crime and I walked up to…

In the 2nd half of our Emperors/Lux journey (for 1st half see: “5 to 1 customer to dancer ratio” in my reviews), my friend and I pulled up to a pretty empty parking lot. Emperors…

Hadn’t hit the local clubs since Feb so me and the boys decided to go for a 2fer last night: Emperor’s and Lux.

Emp’s was $12 (not $10) because of a UFC fight. They usually charge…

My buddy and I were at Emperor’s when one of his go to girls came up to us complaining about how some new club stole most of their dancers. She said there’s drama about how…

$10 each for my friend and I to get in. Was worried they’d be showing the Tyson fight and it’d be more. Chatted with the door girl about it and she said it’s no longer…

Rolled up just before midnight. My friend had a couple of the “free admission” cards promoters from Emp’s occasionally hand out to inebriated tourists downtown. Nice. Saved us $10 each. Forehead temp checks. Metal detector…

I don’t know if it’s COVID or college starting, but this joint finally has some god damn new talent.

I’ve been a regular here since this place was Scores. The past 2-3 years they’ve gotten…

This place barely gets reviewed despite its popularity. Only got reviewed once last year. Hasn’t been reviewed in 14 months. So I thought I’d do my sworn duty as a PL and drive 40 minutes…