Temptations Gentlemen's Club
Hardeeville
11PM. $26 entry. BYOB so they do a cooler check for liquor. Held my arms out. Got wanded. Pockets pat down. You enter and go straight upstairs. Men’s room on the left. Clean. 2 stalls &…
Emperors Gentleman's Club
Savannah
2PM. No cover for day shift. About 8 dancers when I arrived. Closer to 12 when I left. So many big naturals that afternoon. Fuck yeah! Majority Cuban & black. 2 white girls. A spinner/a slim…
Red Carpet Lounge
Brunswick
Brunswick. A tiny Georgia town halfway between JAX and SAV. Here you’ll find Red Carpet Lounge. A club near several upscale restaurants in a well lit historic downtown. Basically… about as far from a seedy…
Emperors Gentleman's Club
Savannah
Friday. 10pm. $15 entry. Plans fell through with my day shift CF. Stunning slim thick blonde. So I dropped by that night with a buddy of mine instead. Roughly 20 dancers. Mostly latinas and light skin black…
Emperors Gentleman's Club
Savannah
Saturday. 11pm. $15 cover. About 25 girls. Maybe 5 or so white dancers. The rest, an even split of mostly Cubans and black chicks. Only satellite stage tables were available at first. Eventually I settled in with…
Vivide (V Live)
Atlanta
2pm. $10 cover. The sweet smell of 420 wafting up from below. Feels good to be back. About 15 dancers when I arrived. Over 30 by the time I left 3 hours later. The most I’ve…
SYN Gentlemen's Club
Atlanta
I gave this club a shot because it’s only about 5 mins from the hotels in midtown. Driving over, you see things like Chipotle, Target, and Ikea. Eventually, you get to a desolate area outside…
Emperors Gentleman's Club
Savannah
First visit of 2026. $17 to the door girl. UFC night. About 20 dancers. Even split of black/white/latina. Shapely dark skin chicks w/ big natties. Majority spinners wrt white girls. A petite latina I hadn’t seen…
Sinsations
Jacksonville
10PM. $13 entry. Don’t think I’ve seen Sins with a Christmas tree up. $6 bottle of water. $7 for a Monster. The busty redhead bartender’s rack looked extra good that evening. Alabama game on TV. My…
Emperors Gentleman's Club
Savannah
Been heavily favoring day shift lately. A couple weeks ago, I hit up Emps on a Saturday night with some friends. It was so packed you had to camp out for a table. And girls…
Golden Horseshoe Club
Ranson
9pm. I’d never been to the ol’ Horseshoe on a Sunday. Decent amount of cars in the lot. So I gave it a shot. $10. Door guy was pulling double duty as the LD room bouncer.…
Rick's Cabaret New York
New York
Half past 10. Two secret service lookin schmucks outside shook my hand before informing me “no sweatpants after 7pm.” Fuck. I hate that this anti-sweatpants agenda is becoming more common at SCs. And I couldn’t…
Sinsations
Jacksonville
Headed over to Sins after a truly jarring experience at Doll House. A dancer somehow recognized me from TUSCL and flipped the fuck out on me. She even went as far as bitching to my…
Vixens Ybor Strip
Tampa
Scarlett’s. Its reputation precedes it. I hadn’t been since a bachelor party a few years back. There was some good action then, brownout drunk on a weekend. But nothing prepared me for how depressing a…
Rachel's Orlando
Orlando
Ubered 20 mins east of the Disney Springs area. Pulled into a mostly empty lot and wondered if I’d made a mistake. I mean, it *was* Orlando. So more likely than not… yes. But all…
Déjà Vu Tampa
Tampa
After a horrendous experience at Scarlett’s, I took a chance on Deja Vu. Only 3 miles away. In an industrial part of town surrounded mostly by trucking supply warehouses. I stepped out of my Uber. A…
Sinsations
Jacksonville
Not much going on at Doll House, so my friend and I headed over to Sins. Full lot. Had to find a spot out back. The gas station next door is now boarded up. Luckily…
Doll House
Jacksonville
Pregamed at Twin Peaks because JAX nude clubs don’t offer booze. Had the waitress with the phattest ass in the building. Cheeks spilling out of her cutoffs. Great start to the night! Pulled up at…
Emperors Gentleman's Club
Savannah
2025 had been a strikeout summer for me at Emps thus far. Some afternoons with almost 20 dancers but more of only around 6 or so. Influxes of new young Cubans who’d quickly disappear leaving…
Doll House
Jacksonville
Another god damn stormy afternoon in DUUUVAL. Perfect excuse for some midday mongering! The whopping 5 cars in the parking lot didn’t bode well for us, but my buddy and I rolled the dice anyway.…
Sinsations
Jacksonville
3pm. Another rainy afternoon in Jacksonville. Good drinking weather. So I pregamed at Twin Peaks. Hot Asian bartender from the Northern Mariana Islands. Big fake tits. Smash burger. Afterward, I squeezed in even more drinks…
Sinsations
Jacksonville
10PM. Killed 2 hours at Doll House before switching over to Sins. Outside security guy wanded us. Warned us not to fall in love. Hot pawg door girl collected a $13 cover. Busty auburn bartender…
Doll House
Jacksonville
8PM. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink. . Around 6 dancers that night. 3 BBL Cubans. Plus a naturally thick older one. Sexy dimpled ass. A muscular white chick. Hard bolt ons. And a petite tatted…
Vivide (V Live)
Atlanta
1PM. $10 cover. Light pocket check. Strong 420 scent. Hell yeah. . About 7 girls when I arrived. Closer to 16 when I left at 4. Majority Cuban with a few Dominicans/Colombians in the mix. Half of…
Tattletale Lounge
Atlanta
I’d just left Syn. Despite being listed as opening at noon, the doors were still locked at 1PM. No one in the building. No one answering the phone. Fuck that place. . Fortunately, Tattletale is only…
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