Scarlett’s. Its reputation precedes it. I hadn’t been since a bachelor party a few years back. There was some good action then, brownout drunk on a weekend. But nothing prepared me for how depressing a…
2.7
Scarlett’s. Its reputation precedes it. I hadn’t been since a bachelor party a few years back. There was some good action then, brownout drunk on a weekend. But nothing prepared me for how depressing a…
6.3
Ubered 20 mins east of the Disney Springs area. Pulled into a mostly empty lot and wondered if I’d made a mistake. I mean, it was Orlando. So more likely than not… yes. But all…
7.0
After a horrendous experience at Scarlett’s, I took a chance on Deja Vu. Only 3 miles away. In an industrial part of town surrounded mostly by trucking supply warehouses.
I stepped out of my Uber. A…
7.0
Not much going on at Doll House, so my friend and I headed over to Sins. Full lot. Had to find a spot out back. The gas station next door is now boarded up. Luckily…
4.0
Pregamed at Twin Peaks because JAX nude clubs don’t offer booze. Had the waitress with the phattest ass in the building. Cheeks spilling out of her cutoffs. Great start to the night! Pulled up at…
6.3
2025 had been a strikeout summer for me at Emps thus far. Some afternoons with almost 20 dancers but more of only around 6 or so. Influxes of new young Cubans who’d quickly disappear leaving…
4.3
Another god damn stormy afternoon in DUUUVAL. Perfect excuse for some midday mongering! The whopping 5 cars in the parking lot didn’t bode well for us, but my buddy and I rolled the dice anyway.…
7.0
3pm. Another rainy afternoon in Jacksonville. Good drinking weather. So I pregamed at Twin Peaks. Hot Asian bartender from the Northern Mariana Islands. Big fake tits. Smash burger. Afterward, I squeezed in even more drinks…
7.3
10PM. Killed 2 hours at Doll House before switching over to Sins. Outside security guy wanded us. Warned us not to fall in love. Hot pawg door girl collected a $13 cover. Busty auburn bartender…
4.0
8PM. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink.
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Around 6 dancers that night. 3 BBL Cubans. Plus a naturally thick older one. Sexy dimpled ass. A muscular white chick. Hard bolt ons. And a petite tatted…
6.3
1PM. $10 cover. Light pocket check. Strong 420 scent. Hell yeah.
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About 7 girls when I arrived. Closer to 16 when I left at 4. Majority Cuban with a few Dominicans/Colombians in the mix. Half of…
4.3
I’d just left Syn. Despite being listed as opening at noon, the doors were still locked at 1PM. No one in the building. No one answering the phone. Fuck that place.
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Fortunately, Tattletale is only…