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Another god damn stormy afternoon in DUUUVAL. Perfect excuse for some midday mongering! The whopping 5 cars in the parking lot didn’t bode well for us, but my buddy and I rolled the dice anyway.…

3pm. Another rainy afternoon in Jacksonville. Good drinking weather. So I pregamed at Twin Peaks. Hot Asian bartender from the Northern Mariana Islands. Big fake tits. Smash burger. Afterward, I squeezed in even more drinks…

10PM. Killed 2 hours at Doll House before switching over to Sins. Outside security guy wanded us. Warned us not to fall in love. Hot pawg door girl collected a $13 cover. Busty auburn bartender…

8PM. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink.
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Around 6 dancers that night. 3 BBL Cubans. Plus a naturally thick older one. Sexy dimpled ass. A muscular white chick. Hard bolt ons. And a petite tatted…

1PM. $10 cover. Light pocket check. Strong 420 scent. Hell yeah.
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About 7 girls when I arrived. Closer to 16 when I left at 4. Majority Cuban with a few Dominicans/Colombians in the mix. Half of…

I’d just left Syn. Despite being listed as opening at noon, the doors were still locked at 1PM. No one in the building. No one answering the phone. Fuck that place.
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Fortunately, Tattletale is only…

10PM. Tiny South Carolina club just a bridge away from Georgia. BYOB. Cooler check. Wanded. $25 entry.

Barely any PLs. Around 15 dancers. Twenties to thirties. Mostly tattooed white girls with glasses & bangs. Spinners to…

$10 entry. Around 30 dancers. Clear pasties. Mostly Venezuelans with fake tits. 2nd most: Cubans with BBLs. Only 3-4 white chicks. And eventually 2 black girls. Hearing an American accent was very rare that evening.

After…

First of all, Dancers Royale is WAY out in the burbs. Around 30 mins north of all the Disney crap. Surrounded by things like Olive Garden, Panera, and Rooms To Go. The complete opposite of…

(Part 1: Milk Money)

15 dancers. Not bad for a Wednesday night. Entry was $10. Parking is free. Back half of the lot is unpaved. First time I’d seen the pawgalicious AM bartender as the door…

10pm. Just watched Florida beat Texas Tech at Twin Peaks. Lively crowd. Spectacular talent. Couldn’t tell if Sins would compare girls or excitement wise, but we gave it a shot anyway.

$13 entry. $6 required soft…

10PM. Free parking. Decent sized lot. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink.

There were about 4 Cubans. 2 BBLs. A short spinner with glasses. One BBL chick was fairer skinned with an hourglass shape. There was…