Reviews by PAWG_Patrol

Half past 10. Two secret service lookin schmucks outside shook my hand before informing me “no sweatpants after 7pm.” Fuck. I hate that this anti-sweatpants agenda is becoming more common at SCs. And I couldn’t…

Headed over to Sins after a truly jarring experience at Doll House. A dancer somehow recognized me from TUSCL and flipped the fuck out on me. She even went as far as bitching to my…

Scarlett’s. Its reputation precedes it. I hadn’t been since a bachelor party a few years back. There was some good action then, brownout drunk on a weekend. But nothing prepared me for how depressing a…

Ubered 20 mins east of the Disney Springs area. Pulled into a mostly empty lot and wondered if I’d made a mistake. I mean, it *was* Orlando. So more likely than not… yes. But all…

After a horrendous experience at Scarlett’s, I took a chance on Deja Vu. Only 3 miles away. In an industrial part of town surrounded mostly by trucking supply warehouses. I stepped out of my Uber. A…

Not much going on at Doll House, so my friend and I headed over to Sins. Full lot. Had to find a spot out back. The gas station next door is now boarded up. Luckily…

Pregamed at Twin Peaks because JAX nude clubs don’t offer booze. Had the waitress with the phattest ass in the building. Cheeks spilling out of her cutoffs. Great start to the night! Pulled up at…

2025 had been a strikeout summer for me at Emps thus far. Some afternoons with almost 20 dancers but more of only around 6 or so. Influxes of new young Cubans who’d quickly disappear leaving…

Another god damn stormy afternoon in DUUUVAL. Perfect excuse for some midday mongering! The whopping 5 cars in the parking lot didn’t bode well for us, but my buddy and I rolled the dice anyway.…

3pm. Another rainy afternoon in Jacksonville. Good drinking weather. So I pregamed at Twin Peaks. Hot Asian bartender from the Northern Mariana Islands. Big fake tits. Smash burger. Afterward, I squeezed in even more drinks…

10PM. Killed 2 hours at Doll House before switching over to Sins. Outside security guy wanded us. Warned us not to fall in love. Hot pawg door girl collected a $13 cover. Busty auburn bartender…

8PM. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink. . Around 6 dancers that night. 3 BBL Cubans. Plus a naturally thick older one. Sexy dimpled ass. A muscular white chick. Hard bolt ons. And a petite tatted…

1PM. $10 cover. Light pocket check. Strong 420 scent. Hell yeah. . About 7 girls when I arrived. Closer to 16 when I left at 4. Majority Cuban with a few Dominicans/Colombians in the mix. Half of…

I’d just left Syn. Despite being listed as opening at noon, the doors were still locked at 1PM. No one in the building. No one answering the phone. Fuck that place. . Fortunately, Tattletale is only…

10PM. Tiny South Carolina club just a bridge away from Georgia. BYOB. Cooler check. Wanded. $25 entry. Barely any PLs. Around 15 dancers. Twenties to thirties. Mostly tattooed white girls with glasses & bangs. Spinners to…

$10 entry. Around 30 dancers. Clear pasties. Mostly Venezuelans with fake tits. 2nd most: Cubans with BBLs. Only 3-4 white chicks. And eventually 2 black girls. Hearing an American accent was very rare that evening. After…

First of all, Dancers Royale is WAY out in the burbs. Around 30 mins north of all the Disney crap. Surrounded by things like Olive Garden, Panera, and Rooms To Go. The complete opposite of…

(Part 1: *Milk Money*) 15 dancers. Not bad for a Wednesday night. Entry was $10. Parking is free. Back half of the lot is unpaved. First time I’d seen the pawgalicious AM bartender as the door…

10pm. Just watched Florida beat Texas Tech at Twin Peaks. Lively crowd. Spectacular talent. Couldn’t tell if Sins would compare girls or excitement wise, but we gave it a shot anyway. $13 entry. $6 required soft…

10PM. Free parking. Decent sized lot. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink. There were about 4 Cubans. 2 BBLs. A short spinner with glasses. One BBL chick was fairer skinned with an hourglass shape. There was…

11ish. Just left Doll House. My friend had fun. I felt more like I needed a shower just stepping foot in that place haha. Sins is located in a busy intersection. Across from an Aldi. Free…

Tuesday around 2. No day shift cover. The Gulf snowstorm had shut Emps down a few days. I figured there’d be a bunch of girls making up for lost time… About 12 dancers. A few dark…

Early afternoon. Only a few cars in the parking lot. $5 cover. $5 required soft drink. No alcohol. About 8 dancers. (After several day shift visits with 3 or less, this was a welcome change). Ranged…

$10 entry. Just before 10. Cash only. The DJ rushed over to collect it. He said it’s $20 after 11. Quiet, freezing night in this tiny West Virginian town. Only around 5 dancers when I walked…

Overcast afternoon. Had some errands to run in DC. Good enough excuse to pop by CCR. Off the blue/yellow Crystal City Metro stop. Small parking lot shared with a closed Chinese takeout place and a 7…