Oops! All Spinners

Headed over to Sins after a truly jarring experience at Doll House. A dancer somehow recognized me from TUSCL and flipped the fuck out on me. She even went as far as bitching to my friend during a lapper that I write “mean reviews.” Why, you ask? “BECAUSE YOU WROTE THAT I HAD SAGGY BOOBS 3 YEARS AGO!!!” *Jesus.* As in… *2022*? Someone’s been holding on to that one for a while! I’d also written that she had a “juicy ass that looked good in pink” but I guess even that wasn’t complimentary enough. After getting off stage, she gave me a big hug and apologized. Then she immediately switched back to civilian clothes and walked straight out the door. What. The. Hell. Definitely gonna be a long while before I step foot in that dump again…

Anyway, onto the consistently higher quality of the 2 nude clubs in JAX: Sinsations. Outside security said he had to give us a “thorough gun pat down.” Asked him how many girls were working. He responded “at least 20.” Fuck yeah!

$13 entry. $6 required soft drink. Pixie cut tattooed bartender with a nice rack. UFC on the bar TV. College football by the pool table. Should’ve been the other way around IMO. Big game 🏈