27 Lap Dances In A Row

Pregamed at Twin Peaks because JAX nude clubs don’t offer booze. Had the waitress with the phattest ass in the building. Cheeks spilling out of her cutoffs. Great start to the night! Pulled up at Doll House next. Only 4 cars in the free wraparound parking lot. Not a promising beginning to the club portion of our evening. Hopefully some dancers Ubered…

We strolled in. The bouncer at the podium took $10 each. He’s only there on night shift. The bartender dispensed our $5 required soft drinks. Thick older white chick. A former high mileage favorite of my friend’s, but I guess she doesn’t dance anymore. She’s usually chain smoking at the one armed bandits in the corner.

Looked around. 2 PLs besides us. 7 dancers. The energy level was dismal. No one on stage. Girls on their phones watching loud Tik Toks. This was what they were bringing to the table for a Saturday night? A petite Italian spinner with locks like Marilyn Monroe. A pear shaped brunette stunner named Paige. A short Cuban with a huge BBL and big fake knockers. The rest were Cubans ranging from spinners to thick ones.