Comments by FrustratedInTheUS (page 4)

Unbelievable. You paid 600 pounds, which like $700 in US dollars, for an air dance? Do you guys have any hands-on dances over there in England? London is a cosmopolitan European city, why the hell would you pay this much for a damn air dance? Cheap brothels in continental Europe are like 1-2 hrs away, for God's sake.

$120 for a bikini dance is a waste of money, especially if you can't touch under the top (only over). This kind of touching would be acceptable for a $20-40 dance but nothing beyond that.

The best advice for an 18-year-old is to travel outside the US and visit legal brothels or massage parlors available everywhere throughout the world in excellent quality and for cheap prices. Outside the horrible US, sexual outlets are commonplace and good quality and available to anyone over 18. Even Canada, not to mention Mexico or Europe, would be a vast improvement over the US. Canada continues to have good massage parlors with attractive women (unlike the US which no longer does) and they're quite cheap. All other sexual services are also legal and available, unlike in the US, and nowhere near as expensive. Europe has brothels in every city and so does Asia and Latin America. Both cheap and high-quality. So the best advice for an 18-year-old is, travel outside the US as much as you can!

And to think that in Toronto and Montreal you can get full-touching dances for just $20. I thought Canada was a sexually liberal country. Why are you not allowed to touch in Vancouver strip clubs?

It's incredible for me to hear that Canadian strip clubs can be restrictive, particularly on the West Coast. I've been to Toronto and Montreal several times and their cheap $20 lap dances are all you can touch, super high mileage. Very ironic.

Hands to yourselves even in expensive private dances in North Dakota SCs? That's horrible. How do you guys put up with this crap. I hope there's some doable transportation into Canada, like Winnipeg, even if it's not that close, where lap dances are full contact, and for ridiculously low prices too.

If you read other more recent reviews from this place, they say that touching is allowed (and even licking too in some cases).

Just so US readers understand, 50 AUD = 33 USD. For 33 USD, girls can be freely fondled and sometimes sucked in Australian strip clubs (similar to Canada), as this reader attests. For that price in the US you can only get an air dance, and have to spend 10 times as much to have even any hope of fondling or sucking tits, if at all. That's the difference between America and the rest of the developed world.

What makes it so restrictive? Even in much more expensive cities than Nashville, $250/hh would provide significant mileage. If it's the conservative South, plenty of places in the South aren't as restrictive, like Georgia or Texas for example.

It sucks that for $150 there's no touching either. That's just really terrible. Fortunately, the Canadian border is like next door from you guys, where a $20 dance is full-touch, I am not kidding.

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Is this a "bikini bar"? It's listed like that, so it's not topless/nude?

Incredible. "1000 yen ($9) to feel their tits" -- In the US breast play would be like $200-300 *if you're lucky to even find it anywhere*. "18 for French kissing and groping and for $27 there is the option of FIV" -- in the US wouldn't be possible for *any* price like in 95% of the strip clubs. "If you want the oral sex option then the dancers lie on the stage and you kneel to do the deed which leads to the surreal site of 4 or 5 girls with their legs in the air" - "$54" - simply mind-blowing. The price of sex is really far lower in Japan (and also in Canada, by the way) than in the US, by a LOT!

Incredible! What are the lap dances like?

So weird. "If you want liquor and full nude, it's the only place" in Vegas. Isn't Vegas "sin city"?

"Not much mileage with the dances, can touch breasts but no licking" You Canadian guys are lucky. American mongers would be thrilled to be able to "touch breasts" for even 3x or 4x the $20 that you Canadians pay for a single dance, and *even that* mostly isn't available in this country!

Utah, huh? Can you at least buy alcohol now?

Good review. Canadian strip clubs are excellent. We're severely deprived in the US; most of the time you can't even get breast play here and when you can it costs an arm and a leg and is something that's frowned upon. The girls are also uglier and more deviant in the US. It's horrible to live here in this respect.

Isn't it true that in any Canadian club you can get full-touching dances for just $20? Canada is a lot more liberal, and it beats the US any day of the week. BTW most white dancers in the US are tattoed or even heavily tattoed, and a lot worse than in Canada.

You're not alone. I also wish there were more daytime options. Before COVID, Satin Dolls in NYC used to have day shifts, but not anymore.

So is "fuck" coger or chingar? Two choices were given. Are these taboo words that can't be spelled out in public?

Canada is basically next-door where they have full-touching dances for $20, literally. Why would you waste your time on these shitty conservative US clubs.

Really horrible. I guess it's important to just not live in conservative geographic areas like that.

If you're in Rochester, you're right next door to Canada where strip clubs are full-touching for like $20. Why not just cross the border and get the super high mileage experience for like literally nothing.

You can touch all you want starting with the $200 dance upstairs. It's best not to waste money on all these smaller <100 dances and just do the $200 one (plus tip, like 20 or 40).