Comments by lizard27

I'd love to have a girl tell me all the things she wants me to do to her in a half-whispered Irish lilt in my ear. Other than that, I don't really care with one major exception. If she's white and talks like that "Cash me ousside, how bou' da?" bitch, all bets are off, even if she's an 11 in looks.

Clermont Lounge, Ponce de Leon Ave, Atlanta GA. /discussion

@carolynne You don't mind getting jizz all over you? Where do you dance, again?

The simple answer is that he was going for the LTR vibe by way of the traditional chivalry route, when at the end of the day, a girl wants her hair pulled and to be called a dirty whore by a guy whose confidence screams "I just don't give a fuck". I imagine if the Tinder (or whatever) date had escalated his sexuality early and smoothly enough, she would have put out.

Twerking is about the most retarded thing I've ever seen. I don't find it sexy in the least. I imagine it's mainly a black thing and I'll never understand.

"Hey, I was just thinking about jacking off in a little bit, but I'd like to use your pussy. You busy?" "No, I'll be over in a half hour." "Cool. See you then."

Old school striptease style always worked for me. Be coy, be slow, and do a couple of fakes before it actually comes off. Remember that you're putting on a show when you're on stage, so... well, put on a show. I never liked the by-the-numbers types that you can guess with 95% accuracy what their next move will be when up there. Keep it unpredictable, but make sure it does come off. That tease can only go so far.

One of my ATFs from a few years ago used to dance to Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry and Addicted by Saving Abel. I still can't hear those songs without picturing her, even after a few years of not seeing her any more. Also, despite it being dated, there's the ubiquitous Pour Some Sugar on Me. I can't recall ever seeing a girl strip to that who wasn't hotter than fuck.