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I'd love to have a girl tell me all the things she wants me to do to her in a half-whispered Irish lilt in my ear. Other than that, I don't really care with one major exception. If she's white and talks like that "Cash me ousside, how bou' da?" bitch, all bets are off, even if she's an 11 in looks.

Clermont Lounge, Ponce de Leon Ave, Atlanta GA. /discussion

@carolynne You don't mind getting jizz all over you? Where do you dance, again?

The simple answer is that he was going for the LTR vibe by way of the traditional chivalry route, when at the end of the day, a girl wants her hair pulled and to be called a dirty whore by a guy whose confidence screams "I just don't give a fuck". I imagine if the Tinder (or whatever) date had escalated his sexuality early and smoothly enough, she would have put out.

Twerking is about the most retarded thing I've ever seen. I don't find it sexy in the least. I imagine it's mainly a black thing and I'll never understand.