Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 12)

Did anyone else notice that there were two reviews for Friday afternoon at Fantasies and the description of the experience was polar opposites? I was there Friday afternoon and the "DEAD" review is more accurate.

Patti being the best part of the club is exactly right! There are some good looking girls there but not on the scale of CD or Foxy.

All the descriptions are accurate and succunct. Piper might be done. (Haven't seen her (except in civilian attire at the Party) for over a month.

Macy

Regarding your review: Each of the girls you described, with whom I am familiar, was described accurately. It is Remy and she has a shy personality, a beautiful face, a very nice body and skin like butter! I agree that Josie is fun in and out of the VIP. After Buck's comment I thought about it for a bit and have two points in rebuttal. Although the percentage of 7's and up may belower at Desire, the sheer number working the typical shift provides more 7's and up than any of the other clubs. About 70% of the reviews for RI are reviews of Desire. About 30% are all the other six clubs combined. I think that's because Desire is the most popular club in RI

I too am stunned about the dance with Carmen. The fact that it was a Saturday night is also unusual because Carmen is usually days. I have had nothing but positive experiences with Carmen.

It's a Chelsea I've seen for months. For those that have asked, the list of girls includes girls I've seen at the club since my last review. Piper isn't there because I have not seen her since my last review. Maze isn't there because I have never seen her. (Except on the Instagram Stories) That's why I make the closing statement...I don't know them all!

A couple of the Stripclub Rules I have found useful over the years: Stripper Rule #5: Bring in the amount of money you intend to spend and don't do the ATM machine. Stripper Rule #8: Don’t get drunk at a strip club. It makes you an easy target. Once at Mario's in Johnston I violated those rules, simultaneously. It cost me enough to remember to never do it again!

This is the third or fourth time I've heard that Sunday Nights have become more popular and better staffed. Sounds like you had a good time. "Sweet" is not an unusual quality. Many of the young ladies I know here are sweet.

Club Desire I am at Club Desire 90% of the time and during the day 90% of that. The day shift at Desire has added at least a dozen new girls in the past couple of weeks because the traffic is 4 or 5 times what it is at other clubs. There are typically 25 to 30 girls there so while the girls I would consider 7's and up is about 60% that's double the girls than the 70% of ten girls at Foxy. The Foxy in Brockton, now Boardroom Cabaret, IMHO, has a better crew than Providence

Any night between 6:30 and 8:30 is slow because it's shift change. Day girls have to be gone by 7:30 and Night girls have to be in by 8:30. A typical Friday afternoon has 20 to 30 girls and a typical Friday night has 30 or more. Girls are leaving other clubs (particularly day girls) because of lack of traffic. I don't generally do Friday nights but recent Thursday nights after dinner with the guys, I've found a very diverse and interesting line-up.

Although the percentage of 7's an up is higher here, the raw number is higher at CD. The extra $5 or $10 is worth the privacy. VIP here has been lame since the LE interference.

I've found that on an afternoon that Foxy has 7-10 dancers, they are 90% 7 or better. On an aftenoon when Desire has 20 - 25 dancers, they are 60% 7 or better. BUT, 90% of 7 - 10 is 6-9 and 60% of 20 - 25 is 12 - 15. So percentage is higher at Foxy but number is bigger at Desire. And, of course, some of the girls I think are 6's, you may think are 10's.

Succinct and efficient Good review

Well done! I don't know all the girls you mentioned but the ones I do know were describedperfectly.

Ivanna is the Gold Standard as far as providing the Stripclub Fantasy!

I have been a participant in a "Double Date" with Carmen and another dancer and it worth the price of admission. The VIP downstairs has a loveseat and enough room for all to participate. If you are a Lust member, there is more than enough room. And ski, remember that these are typically "DAY" girls so I'm guessing the 30% factor is irrelevant!

The guys approving this are the problem. We all have ways to "infer" the experience without being explicit. When someone is naming names and specific actions the review should be rejected,

Gigi and Jewel are the sisters. Gigi is a little more curvy but both are very attractive. During a similar "Hall Pass" I did VIP with Remy, Josie and Prya. Each one was better than the one before. However, none rival the ATF!

She has been featured on the Desire Instagram site

Kendra is hot (as is Linda) but House Moms and Bartenders do not do VIP.

@ Nelly: The Asian with the pinkish/blonde dye job is Ella. Tall, thin, not a lot of make-up and very quiet. Another thicker Asian with blonde hair is Kelani. (Not the Kelani that left and returned as Sapphire) Remy told me she only works nights.

I have had a couple of very nice experiences with Nicolette but I have also seen the bitchy side. When I mention to the ATF that I was there when she was not (I give her a heads up so other girls can't bust her chops about it) the ATF says that Nicolette has always been nice to her. And as Mrprov said, the dances are fantastic.

Weekend day shift is hit or miss. I've been there and been amazed at all the girls working and disappointed because none of my favorites were there. There aren't as many girls as Wednesday -Friday which I consider the best days for talent.

Ivana is holding the new boobs hostage. If you want to see them, you have to do a VIP. Attendance at the Party wasn't mandatory but the girls got a lot of pressure to attend. Kai is not a fan of loud and crowded, which is why she opted out. After dinner at Mare rooftop, I spent a couple hours at the party and observed the same thing. The rides and games were a big hit with the girls and watching them act like "girls" in the sexy one piece brought back memories of my youth! I recently found out that Gigi and Jewel are sisters which excuses my inability to tell them apart unless I see them at the same time. Maybe she looks different is because you're seeing both of them.