A club that fulfills my nighttime desires

I'm a long time regular customer at Club Desire in Providence, Rhode Island. For a while I was mainly a day time customer. But because I can no longer work remotely, I'm back to being exclusively a night customer. This review covers my Friday and Saturday night visits over the last few weeks.

The Basics:

This club has been reviewed more times than McDonald's has served up burgers! So I'm not gonna beat a dead horse and go over the layout, location, parking situation, drink card prices, upgraded Club Lust membership option, lack of potty stalls in the jon, etc, etc. I'll just confirm that it's 21 and over to enter, that there's a cover charge at night and last admission is around 1 a.m. Because the club knows I'm a whale, I never have to pay a cover. But I think the cover is $20? and there's a metal detector at the door where you also have to empty pockets. I haven't seen any license scanning but I have seen some younger dudes being asked to show ID at night. Also I've seen unaccompanied women and groups of single women denied entry and apparently have to be accompanied by at least one male patron.