Reviews by GeneSimmons

Arrived at around 10pm. Cover was 90 pesos. They take dollars at 18 pesos value. Club was clean and pretty nice. there is a small stage in the middle with two pillars and a...

I'm afraid to say so, but the Parrot is decaying. Was hoping that now that Foxys and Cabaret are no more, the little talent that worked there would have migrated to the RP, but...

Some tips so you can get some enjoyment out of this place: 1. Always ask beforehand the price of a lap dance. Not everyone charges $20 per song; some charge $25-30. If they charge more...

First and foremost, I don't work for this club. I am aware that writing a positive review about this club is bound to arise a few suspicions, and with just cause, but I swear...

Decided to visit the Bird on a Monday, which is usually when this club is the most dead. Arrived a little past 8, not many dancers on shift but a few others arrived shortly...

Went to the RP on a Friday evening. Usually I like to go during the week so it doesn't get that crowded and because I really don't want to run into someone I know...

Arrived at about 2 pm. I was hungry as shit and had a coupon for free lunch and another for a free entrance. I go inside, get checked for weapons, then give the free...

I visited this club based on all the recommendations my friends had given me about this place, as well as the fact that at one point Tequila Sunrise had actually surpassed Red Parrot in...

After a disappointing afternoon visit back in the summer, I decided to try going to this club in the evening. In all honesty, what motivated me was hearing people constantly deriding the Parrot for...

This club doesn't seem that great. The bouncer was super cool and friendly. He found a seat for me, asked what I wanted to drink and if there was any dancer I was looking...

This has got to be the worst summer El Paso has had in years. For years I've been hearing how the Red Parrot is best during the afternoon, and I was always curious to...