I had fun!!!!!!!!

First and foremost, I don't work for this club. I am aware that writing a positive review about this club is bound to arise a few suspicions, and with just cause, but I swear this is not a club ad.

I have had horrible experiences in this club, from diarrhea smeared bathrooms, to dishonest strippers charging far more than what was agreed, to rude and intrusive bouncers, and still for some reason I just didn't learn my lesson and returned to this club. After a disappointing visit to the Red Parrot (there where less than 5 dancers and not a single attractive one), I bailed but still craved a little strip club fun. I missed to exit to Dreams Cabaret and since I didn't want to go back I ended up settling for Foxys. Picked up a couple tall boys, and arrived. $20 cover and they make you buy ice for your drinks but whatever. Bathrooms were disgusting, as they always have been in this establishment. I sit in the back, enjoying my beer, when this fat chick makes an appearance, asking if I can buy her a drink or if I want a lap dance. I play dumb and send her packing. Then this beautiful woman makes an appearance. She looked like this singer Chelsea Wolfe (google her if you don't know her) but skinnier and taller. I tip her onstage and after she is done dancing she comes right back to me. We chat a little, then we go to VIP, where she gave me one of the best dances I've ever had, dancing for 3 1/2 songs but she only charged me for 3. After our little session I went home because this is Foxys after all and I didn't want to stick around for something bad to happen