disappointing

This has got to be the worst summer El Paso has had in years. For years I've been hearing how the Red Parrot is best during the afternoon, and I was always curious to check it out, but somehow never got around it. Well, I finally decided to do it. So I drove through all of El Paso in the scorching summer heat, getting stuck in traffic a few times. Left my house in Anthony around 3:45 pm but didnt arrive at the RP until about 5. After all the ordeal I was finally ready to relax with some hoochie mamas, but the place was fucking empty. I approach the bar and some old blonde lady tells me its $5 cover and $20 VIP (I already knew about the VIP cover, I have been here in the evenings, but I was hoping they would waive the charge because its fucking dead). No such luck. There were only three dancers total, all of them plus sizes but not necessarily fat. I was immediately approached by an old mexican looking and sounding lady with bad skin but nice jugs, and was so annoyed because of the whole traffic thing that I needed some fun right away. One dance and that was it, nothing remarkable. Go back to my seat, order a nice cold beer and along comes the second dancer, much prettier than the first one, dark hair, big ass. Had three dances, her constantly insisting that I suck on her titties, which I did. She wanted to go down on me but asked for too much $$$. Send her packing. Finally the third dancer, the prettiest of the bunch but still I have seen way hotter dancers at the RP (do Gypsy, Ruby and Crystal still work here?). Two dances, a kiss on the lips goodbye, and more girls started arriving but I was in such a rotten mood that I didn't care anymore. Left at about 7:00. Really disappointing visit, sad to say that RP afternoons did not live up to my anticipations. Maybe it was because it was on a monday, but the long ass drive from my place to here makes it not worthwhile to check it out

Shit!