Pretty average night

Decided to visit the Bird on a Monday, which is usually when this club is the most dead. Arrived a little past 8, not many dancers on shift but a few others arrived shortly after me. Grabbed my beer and sat back, tall skinny Cuban girl approached me, went for dance, was pretty great. Then came London, average dance but had a nice conversation with her. Then the dancer that killed the night: Mariah. Bitch was fucking high on something and was just annoying as fuck. Sat on my lap and for some reason I agreed on a dance. She asks me to pay upfront, which is something no stripper had asked me before but agreed because I kinda dig it (it's harder for strippers to rip you off that was). I paid her $20 and she just sat besides me, rambling about a bunch of nonsense, asking a bunch on dumb questions (Will you want extras? Do you think I'm hot? Do you love me? Do you have any cocaine?) over and over again (the answer to all was an absolute NO), and occasionally flashing her tits. The worst part is that after her non dance, she STILL wanted to get paid. I told her that I had paid her beforehand like she had asked, but she kept asking to get paid. I got mad, got up and left. I expected a bouncer to come after me but she forgot about me as soon as I got up. Like I said, girl was definitely high on something. Red Parrot, cut that girl loose ASAP