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7 years ago
I've been noticing that the booth guard guy, has been sticking his head into the regular lap dance booths lately. I think if you're in there for more than one song, he wants to see what exactly is happening. Kind of annoying though.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
5.00 admission during the week. The gowns appear to be a Fri/Sat night thing. They walk in bikinis most other nights, though some do wear the cover up type mini dresses one sees at Cheetah Hallandale. I warned you about that Cuban brickhouse before. Even for our tastes bro, she IS intimidating.
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7 years ago
Asians, you can regularly find some at Mons Venus in Tampa. Also you can occasionally find a couple in tootsies on the right day.
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7 years ago
@Fuzzydog I'm telling you!
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7 years ago
i got there a little after 5 and stayed until about 615 or so.
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7 years ago
@PC You know that I'm only doing this for research purposes. Working on my PhD in Culoology
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7 years ago
Bravo to you on these reviews.
Yeah, I don't expect the whole store on the first dance, but whatever it is that you do, you've got to do enough to entice me to keep going. That first dance is always an audition as far as I'm concerned.
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7 years ago
Wow, this club is really dedicated to creating fake reviews to boost the name/reputation of the club.
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7 years ago
I shit you not, earlier today I was thinking there should be a badnews53 review coming soon, and lo and behold like the champ he is, it arrives. To the commenter below, badnews53 is an artist. you don't tell an artist how to paint.
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7 years ago
An update. This club has been described as hit or miss. Last week was a hit, I returned yesterday to repeat the experience and arrived to a miss. Fewer dancers, quality a bit lower, fewer customers. So I guess it can be good on the right night, but it's mostly inconsistent.
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7 years ago
Wow, not two reviews before someone is getting ripped off. That's So Miami
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8 years ago
@PC Yeah, as much as I like this club, even I have my limits. I liken it to a booty tax to enter the club. Well during the evening, the tax is too high.
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8 years ago
Great review. Answered 95% of my questions about the club. Makes me interested & disinterested at the same time.
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8 years ago
twentyfive, I don't ever want to hear you disrespecting the majesty of a badnews53 review again.
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8 years ago
(tears)
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8 years ago
Desert Scrub, where you at?
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8 years ago
Wherever there are bottles of peroxide, there are blonde Cubans. DDs though is a special place. Rarely does a place live up to the hype, but it does live up to its rave reviews.
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8 years ago
"Pussy Disney Land"
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8 years ago
@PC there may be. I've been a couple of afternoons in the past couple of weeks & it didn't seem as if VIP upstairs was open access, but I didn't check. I was up in VIP a few weeks back & it is nothing special other than getting first access to a dancer finishing her set, and like the poster a review above notes, the chairs are better than the main floor.
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8 years ago
Starting the New Year off right with another stellar badnews53 review of tootsies
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8 years ago
A review of the Tootsies-Hallandale triangle all in one night. I'm impressed.
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8 years ago
I have a visit to his place about a year and a half ago, that was exactly as you described. Looks like nothing has changed, including anything getting better
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8 years ago
I get the concept, and know lots of guys like it, but I just cant see how you have stage shows, and lap dances off of Country music. In theory it sounds good, but in practice I think they'll end up playing more and more rock music (at least southern rock), and before long they'll be playing Reggaeton, Future & 2 Chainz. It's what those girls want to dance to, and frankly its better music for stage or lap dances. They won't do this, because I would imagine guys are coming to this place NOT to hear that type of music, but...
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8 years ago
My favorite reviewer has once again hit it out of the park. No need to ever review Tootsies again, he has nailed the essence.
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8 years ago
I think this is more of a review of you, than Playmates.