The 24/7 Miami Spot
Through my SCing through Miami, locals and dancers would tell me about neighboring clubs. What they thought about them; what they thought about the girls that work there. Everything. One of the dancers I fancied at Tootsies told me about this 24 hour/7 days a week spot on Sunday. So I decided to check it out on my last night in Miami on Monday Night.
I arrived at the downtown location around 11:30pm thinking surely it would be somewhat lively. Security guards outside the place had suits on with earpieces in their ear. Some people were pulling up in escalades and other black cars in valet. I parked my rental in this attended paid lot adjacent to the club and was charged 10 bucks. Outside the club, I was gently patted down, not molested, like at the hood clubs and proceeded inside the club. Cover was only $10 and to my understanding it goes up as the crowd gets bigger and the night gets later. Upon entering, this was by far the nicest, poshest, most upscale strip club I ever been to. Apparently, it doubles as a nightclub and that's what it looks like. A Las Vegas night club with a small pole to the right of in the building and a large one in the main room where most of the VIP section tables are. The club is divided into an upstairs and downstairs. Upstairs, rooms are $450 and the one on far end is a $1000 and it's supposedly "private" and no one walks in. I heard different things from girls all night, whether "extras" go on there or not is anyone's guess. Downstairs, the more affordable rooms are downstairs. You can get 1 song for $40 bucks and 3 songs for $100. Girls told me, there is more mileage with the $100 dances as girls do more when you give them more naturally. Now for these songs, they do keep their bottoms on, however, if you really want to see a bitch naked, an extra $50 and they dance fully nude. Now, it is a bit pricey, so was there anyone in here worth it to take for a spin??
The girls here were extra "polish". That's my term for upscale, very kept, beautiful, no physical flaws, drop dead gorgeous women. Some of them were walking around with cross body bags that I've seen in Bloomingdales for a Stack (that's a $1000 to my white readers). They shoes looked expensive too. The girls were mostly white, around 30 of them. 2 were black, 10 Hispanics which were mostly Cuban. Mostly slender body types, with some with a bubble butt every now and then. More fake tits in here than fake ass. Around midnight, all the girls that were going to be there for the next few hours started to hit the floor. Club policy is that girls MUST work 6 hour shifts. As I observed the girls, they went from one shoulder and lap trying to get men to take them to the private dance areas. Some were a bit pushy and "bitchy" and some were pleasant and say "ok, I'll check on you later". Standing near the rail, I overheard this skinny, snobby black bitch just completely undress this white Jewish kid from New York. He decline a dance and she asked why wouldn't he dance her. She goes, "I think you're just broke, I think that's just the problem" and turned from him hastily with her eyes rolled in the back of her head. Snobby cunt. LOL. It was hilarious though.
I had all intentions to not get a dance and head on to the next strip club. But then that one Cuban chick with the one piece and the side tits hanging out, nice bubble ass, hour glass figure, and the Eva Mendes chin came by a third time to check on me. By now, it's 1 am, and I couldn't resist no longer. At first, I agreed to a $100 topless 3 dances. But, I wanted to see this chick naked. I gave her $130 seeing if I could get a discount but she wanted it all. I obliged and give her the full $150 as she requested. She took me to the back side of the club where the little port of potty style pods are. I wanted to go to the back rooms where the rope and rooms were. she told me this was best.....As she disrobed, she revealed these 2 round perfectly augmented breast. Halfway through the 1st song, the bottoms went revealing the most perfectly sized, round ass. Mileage was very good, with heavy grinding, light stick shifting..Those three songs went pretty quick but she was definitely the one to take back there with. Definitely one of the hottest strippers that I met in Miami during my 4 night Strip Club extravaganza.
Overall, Eleven nightclub in downtown Miami is the nicest strip club I ever been to. Can it get pricey? I imagine so, but being I went on a quiet Monday night, I only paid $10 cover and $10 to park. I heard Sunday after Club Liv lets out it gets pretty expensive to get in. those dance prices are pretty high. But you have to expect that of a place for those that are own out of town to visit and business folks. They drive the prices up. They're not going to the hood joints. Overall, it's good to go and check the club out. Pretty sure, it wouldn't be my regular spot if I lived in Miami.
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