Decent Girls, Party Atmosphere

I just recently moved to Miami and this was the first strip club I decided to check out since its near the area where I'm staying. First off, this club was kind of hard to find. It's tucked back behind a couple other buildings. Valet parking only unless you can find parking on the street, which is a pain. I would have paid for valet but unfortunately the lot was already full so I had to park way down the street and walk several blocks, but it was a Saturday night in Miami so that's not too surprising. First impression walking into the club, it was pretty small and extremely crowded, almost to the point of being a bit claustrophobic. I think the cover was around $10-$15 which is about average in Miami as far as I've seen. There is a two drink minimum and drinks are overpriced. The club was a little dingy but pretty much fit the party vibe it had going on. Not really a dive but definitely not upscale by any means. Most of the crowd was young, the kind of crowd you'd expect to see at a nightclub or bar on a Saturday night. Quite a few couples and mixed groups of men and women. Probably the most annoying thing for me in this club was the amount of smoke hanging in the air to the point that it burns your eyes and makes you cough. The club definitely needs better ventilation. I usually stay at clubs longer but the fact that I was drowning in smoke was a huge turn off for me so I ended up leaving after only about an hour and a half.

There were a ton of dancers working that night for the size of the club, mostly Latina girls with a few black girls and maybe a couple white girls. Most of the dancers are fairly thick with big asses and I'm an ass guy so I was pretty pleased with what I saw. There were a few girls that were a bit too heavy for even my preference though. If you're into the thin barbie doll type this probably isn't the place for you as I only saw one or two thin blondes despite the number of dancers in the room. Most of the girls speak Spanish and some will even get annoyed with you if you only speak English which I found annoying since I don't speak Spanish myself. No pole tricks in this club, just basic swaying around the pole and some booty shaking. Some of the girls will come around after getting off stage and demand you tip them for their dance, again a lot of them not speaking English and just saying "Tip?" and rubbing their butts on your lap. Overall I wasn't a fan of the dancers attitudes but they had good assets so I still enjoyed the show. I'd probably only come back here with friends and not on another solo trip. Like I said, its more of a party atmosphere than a one on one club.