rickthevulture

I said some hurtful truths yesterday. It was the George Soros mind control that triggered the brutal truth telling. Soros has been in an…

@4got2wipe, stop pretending to be some happy-go-lucky man child and then trolling Rick. You're being an asshole and you should be smart enough to…

@Chili Palmer, you're almost as much of a dumbass as DoctorPhil. Why the fuck did you try to call out that 4got2wipe retard on…

I'm going to break the fourth wall for this post, because it'll be funny to do so.

@DoctorPhil, you do realize that your having…

Basically anybody who has insulted a rick, be it rickdugan, rickthelion, ricktheshark, or me. That includes, but is not limited to, 4got2think, twentyfive, ATACdawk,…

You should write about vultures. I could give you insights into the complex life of a high ranking genius vulture that likes to have…

Not a Doctor Phil, shut your loser mouth or my lion bud will kick your ass. But I won't eat you because I'm sure…

I have a Ph.D. in carrion studies from New World Vulture Polytechnic. Go fighting condors! Squawk!

It was very important for my career because…

I'm betting that idiot Chili Palmer won't apologize for the grave sin of insulting a rick. In fact, I'm looking forward to it. My…

I clearly have a lot to report back to my lion buddy. How dare you people criticize the most intelligent hairless ape ever born.…

If something like this happened to me I'd let out a mighty squawk and my lion bud would come to help. Nobody fucks with…

George No Dick, you have an ironic name given that you ack like a gigantic dick. But since you assure the rest of us…

Jack, I'll be flying up to your neck of the woods soon. When I do you'll see the girls changing their FB status to…

You need to relax Timex. Here's what I do when I'm feeling depressed. I take a nice cut of meat. Say an organic filet.…

I'll be wherever you want John Smith. Will your dream stripper come along? I bet she needs some vulture yoghurt in her mouth something…

You should all aspire to yumminess my hairless ape friends. Why not feed the world after you leave the world. That's the ticket! Squawk!

I like summer because rotting carrion really needs to age in the sun for a bit to get that gourmet yummy yummy yummy in…

I didn't realize that you were a female Phoenix. Are you also a hairless ape? If so your spawn will be born at a…

It depends on what she smells like. But I'm all about the compliments when I run into a stripper that's been sleeping in her…

He's planning to have a natural funeral when he dies (see PM below). How many of you want to follow his lead? Squawk!

Lol, deal
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You really need to cut back on the drugs John Smith. Do you know what druggie carrion tastes like? I once found this guy…

Sucks that this happened my friend.

Remember that time you, rickthelion, ricktheshark, and I were all gangbanging that Coke-addled whore in Miami? ricktheshark wanted…

Squawk!

Who doesn't smoke ganja and masturbate on the job? You hairless apes have stupid rules if you forbid smoking weed and masturbating on the…

Squawk!

I'd go there but coffee sometimes upsets my tummy. Do you think they'd throw some carrion in a blender and make me a smoothie?

Squawk!

Bouncers abuse their authority with me. They say I smell and don't like it when I vomit. Squawk!

That's why I club with rickthelion. If…