rickthevulture

TUSCL gets a lot of weird old guys that pretend to be young women. We had a guy pretend to be an 18 year…

The mascot should be a vulture you bozos. Squawk!

The lion and I have some beautiful photos of John Smith's dream stripper with her mouth…

I'm mixed about this. I get harassed when I use the men's room despite being all man. My species lacks the disgusting ape penis…

I like it! When you damn dirty apes run over anything it becomes carrion. And carrion is yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy…

Shut it not a doctor Phool! You're prattling on about comic books when you're debating the king of the beasts. You're a wildebeest. Soon…

Those are disgusting! And I eat rotting meat all of the time. Squawk!

She's not so hot. After she broke up with that Affleck clown I flew down and tried to rock her world. Selfish bitch let…

My lion bud said he'd go all wildebeest on any hairless apes that don't apologize for using the speciesist term "catty". However, I'm not…

Posts like this are why you'll never see a ricktherat. Only the most noble of creatures can become a rick. Being a rick is…

Then you die, rot along the roadside for awhile, and become yummy yummy yummy in a vulture's tummy tummy tummy. It's the circle of…

The purpose of your hairless ape lives is to be kind to each other and all animals on the planet. That's the ticket! Squawk!

The last part is just good sense. Why waste your body when it could be yummy yummy yummy in a vulture's tummy tummy tummy.…

rick my friend, I agree. Squawk!

These damn dirty apes should post the following every day:

"The ricks are here to save us. rickdugan is the…

I'll have to rock your 23-year old virgin stripper friend's world Nina. She can remain a technical virgin even after she licks my cloaca…

I'll occasionally buy a dance for a good ape. You apes need fun too. That's the ticket! Squawk!

Well, I'm angry about the way you hairless apes have fucked up the planet. But I not a young vulture. Indeed, all vultures harbor…

Let's do a three way with her. You fuck her in the ass while she licks my cloaca until I cum in her mouth.…

Shut it captain dirtyass. You're already on the list for a visit from a certain lion. Squawk!

Which one of you idiots hacked rickdugan's account? The council of ricks is looking into this and when we discover the culprit said culprit…

Tiredtraveler, Big Mo would probably be happy with a threesome. He's been hanging out with my gay bud fredthevulture. However, you'd actually be having…

And I am actually a vulture. Do you know how hard it is for me to type? And iPhone voice recognition sucks. It is…

You think some inbred hairless apes from the American south scare my lion bud? He's a lion that wears a suit and carries an…

Do you like vulture jizz krystal123456789? If you haven't tried it I'll fly down and give you a taste.

Squawk!

Many female hairless ape strippers also enjoy licking the vulture cloaca. I give it to them whenever I can. That's the ticket!

Squawk!

Yes, you should be considerate. Squawk!

When I sit with the girl I'm giving her the privilege of sitting with a Rick. How that for…