rickthevulture

I hear you brother rick. As you know, I always have a plan B. Squawk!

You stupid hairless apes need to listen to rickdugan. He's…

Wait, she's a hottie, right? I'm not fucking any ugly apes. I have standards. I'm a rick. Squawk!

If she is hot I can arrange…

Just tell her you have a vulture bud that wears a suit and likes to have female hairless apes lick his cloaca. Then tell…

This is sad. Squawk!

A stupid hairless ape imitating the stupidest hairless ape on the planet. Everybody knows rickdugan is the world's smartest hairless ape.…

Alternatively, I could introduce her to my lion bud. Some BSLC would do her good. Squawk!

She does have a point though. All of you hairless apes are pretty disgusting. Squawk!

I'll have to fly down to meet her and help…

A1gdsn, are you a vulture? If so, a turkey vulture or a black vulture? If you're one of those horrible old world vultures don't…

I just happened across this thread. Why does this Juicebox idiot have to constantly mock the smartest hairless ape on the planet? Sqawk!

Juice, you're…

And your stupid hairless ape rap is crap. Squawk!

I like the banjo. I'm a bluegrass vulture. Squawk!

You goofy hairless apes and your concern about skin color. If there were real differences like there are between turkey vultures and black vultures…

If some bad shit looked like it was going down I'd bring in my lion buddy. Nobody fucks with a lion that wears a…

Now that I think of it the bitch definitely drank my vulture jizz. Squawk!

I flew up to Club O once and I do believe she licked my cloaca until she drank my vulture jizz. Squawk.

Damn right there are too many damn threads already. Squawk!

Why would you want to do that? None of us ricks were posting then. Squawk!

You never go back. How many of you agree?

BTW, I'm talking about black vultures. I don't really care about hairless ape skin color.

My bud ricktheshark was in on this. He feels a bit bad but it's the way of the world. Squawk!

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If you'd like it I'll send you a video of my lion bud fucking your first DS in the ass with his BSLC while…

TheeOSU, I wasn't targeting CaraLynn because she's a female conservative. I'm not sure if she is female or conservative. I'm not even sure if…

Hugh_G_Rection...disgusting name. You hairless apes constant feel the need to try to impress others with your penises. You'll never be as well-hung as even…

And CaraLynn87, if you are female I could arrange a three way with budtheduck. bud is bi and he'd love to give you the…

You clearly do not realize that most birds lack a penis. We mate by the cloacal kiss, and that's what I like the slutty…

san_jose_gay, I find the hairless ape penis kind of discussing but if you're interested in action my buddy ricktheturtle has a good friend that's…

You don't understand beguiled. Any true hairless ape slut is in love with vulture jizz. If she can tell me what she would do…

Some strippers are speciesist against vultures. Squawk!

But then they learn that once you go Black vulture you never go back! Squawk!