Comments by Hittinalltheclubs

Take a look at my reviews. Many people don’t like them - I guess they don’t share the same taste. But you seem to like the same type of club. Bella’s is one of my favorites, along with stir crazy. Pink pony used to be good. But it’s under new management and doesn’t seem to be the same anymore.

So, with this latest visit in mind what would be your ranking of LD mileage at: stir crazy vs other miami clubs?

I just hit this club again recently and almost did the VIP but figured I didn’t have time. I like this club a lot. But since it’s on the way home I always hit it for a drink and a quick dance. Whereas other clubs like pink pony I usually go with some time to spend. It’s good to know what to expect.

Unless I’m missing something, strip clubs aren’t going anywhere. If anything they’re getting bigger - at least here in miami. I actually wish they wouldn’t because the atmosphere is changing. Some of my favorite clubs have become more party clubs. Even the ones that were dark rooms with absurdly high mileage (let your imagination run wild) have transformed into party clubs. Now at days there only a few left that are still dives in the afternoons. Covid killed the daytime hours. Most only open around 5 now and it’s only that afternoon shift that offers good mileage. Why would a stripper sweat for $25 in a lap dance when she can go to the thug at the table next to you and have him drop $50 in singles in the same amount of time? But it’s simple supply and demand. Miami has exploded over the last decade so there’s more party clubs. But there’s still a lot of degenerates about there looking for dives. So I’m sure a balance will be struck and both will coexist. Same with only fans. There’s a ton of people that are scared of clubs for whatever the reason. They pay for pics. Me I’m not interested in that so I hit the club. Besides the drug dealers need to keep them open to wash their money right?

No definitely not giving numbers. But will let you know if the club has girls that are likely to give away numbers. Also I’m friends with some of these girls on social media so I’m posting photos (without faces) of some of the girls and where I met them

Where do you see it’s not all nude? I’m definitely not going. And the $50 is vip or private dance? Seems either really cheap or really expensive.

PS - although I agree that you could get taken advantage of, I’ve never felt unsafe at this club. I’m honestly curious how papi compares the safety here to One or Taboo or Climaxx - I’ve never been to any of these. But honestly, anyone coming to this place should know what they’re doing otherwise they have no business there.

I can’t believe how many people like the review. I’ve always posted quickly, without much regard for quality, from my phone. Hence, the horrible misspellings and somewhat I coherent thoughts. I’ve basically always posted when I want to read a review to get the free weeks. But I’m surprised that there a few other people here that have a similar mindset. I agree with papi chulo, most SCers want a firm ass. A subset like papi want the black clubs. The tourists want the party clubs. But maybe there’s a subset that like the depraved clubs. I’m gonna try and post more and higher quality content about this subset of clubs. At the end of the day the hookers need love too.

Not really sure how to edit this so I’ll just update the post here but apparently the club may have changed recently since it changed ownership. I’ll be sure to update the review when the club opens up again.

Shame haven’t been since it changed ownership...

Not much has been mentioned about pink pony. I'm a fan. Typically pretty good mileage on day shift. Nights aren't any good. Papi how's the body club / wonderland / other AA clubs on weekday day shifts?

Hahahaha I agree and BTD has high mileage in the LD room. VIP expérience is exceptional also. Have you tried out the VIP there goos? Papi?

Goos just saw yours. Booby trap is great but haven't had the same experiences. Not sure how yours have been. Quality of dancers is better at BT but mileage is less.

Yeah I'm talking about mileage in LD area. Props on you comment Papi great input as usual.

Bottoms up in miami. Bella's probably now at days. I would say heads or tails and bare necessities and the club all the way. Y homestead on us 1. But they're all so dead they can't even be sleazy.

Went by a club for about five minutes Friday before Halloween. They were celebrating it. Agree with Papi. Wasn't feeling the vibe and left. Oddly enough. Went by another club on Halloween and it was business as usual. But you're definitely right goos Monday's aren't very good. So I left pretty quickly also.

Mileage can be hit or miss. Definitely was before. Maybe just dumb luck but as of late it’s been consistently better than before. there was a while that I didn’t like this club. If I was doing anything in doral it would be booby trap. But to your point in the comment you posted. The attitude of the dancers here is much better. Maybe I’m just over the attitude at booby trap.

I tend to frequent the mixed clubs. I can see why some might prefer some of the higher end versions (tootsies, scarlets, booby trap, etc) I just tend to like low key clubs. For me - Pink pony and Stir Crazy to the trick. Although I remember discussing heads or tails with you. I’ve been there twice. First Time was horrible. Second time was a good experience. I’m gonna have to check out cheetah one day. It’s just out of the way...

I haven’t been here in a while (probably about 6 months or so) but I thought there weren’t any VIPs... actually a couple of girls told me that. I was under the impression that the girls were very friendly in the LDs because there was no VIP. Do you mean the slightly more private space in the LD are or Is there an actual VIP area?

Last time I was there I asked about the private VIP area behind the second bar. The waitress said it's not being used anymore. But a dancer said it was. You can kinda see into it. Since it's tinted glass. I saw a girl sitting on her phone and some guy way in the background, I think with a few girls. I think it's just an employee area, but who knows...

Good review goos. My last time here I left with the same impression. To be fair I've only been twice. The first time got some nice thick girls. But like you said many were uninterested. The last time the girls were amongst the lowest I've seen. What I've found is that with these places talent comes and goes. I think the first time I went it hadn't been too long since stilletos now BT in the river had closed so I guess some of the girls went there. I went again second half of last year to find a whole other situation. Im really not a fan of this place but it seems like if you go there with a little change in your pocket and get some LD, you make out alright (if only because you set yourself apart from the rest of the cheap blue collar crowd that doesn't want to spend much). As far as comparing to PT. It's funny you mention that I've gone to PT Saturday day shirt and had a good time. Good VIP service, fairly priced to be honest not sure how much I just remember thinking it was not a rip off. But I've also gone a few times to PT to be disappointed. Again talent comes and goes on this one. Also PT tries to be a little clubby since it caters a bit to the AA crowd (which is fine I've just noticed that the AA strip clubs are always more of a party. A bit rowdier in general) and underage kids that they put wrist bands on so that the don't serve them liqour. Honestly lately I've spend most of my SC time in pink pony. But I go through periods. Besides it's good to wash away the bad blood of those girls that already know you won't get VIP service with them. I find that if you stop visiting them for a while they become a bit more eager the next time you do.

Great review. It's funny you mention that white guys shouldn't hesitate. I've always wanted to go check out these AA spots but had my apprehensions. I'm not really into black girls per se (although I can be, I prefer Latinas) but I am very much into niche raunchy dive clubs with thick girls. Add to that the $5 dances (I can't believe that there are SC's with $5 dances) and it sounds like a fun time. Specially to experience something new. I might check this place out one day during day shift.