Latin, high mileage, mostly 7s, just enough sleazy, but everyone has their hand out

I was visiting Miami on a brief business trip. After two days of meetings, I decided to treat myself to a strip club experience. I personally like a Latin feel with high mileage, so I looked online and found Bellas. I definitely found what I was seeking there.

I arrived around 9pm in an Uber.

The tip parade started as soon as I arrived. As soon as I walked into the alcove (replete with the usual ATM and cigarette machine) the doorman/bouncer demanded a $10 tip, and then I needed to pay another $10 to the coat check girl, whose only job seemed to be collecting money.