Reviews by FLAP3000

After a lackluster visit to Sugar’s the night before I decided to try another spot. I wanted to get another notch on my Seattle SC punch card so I decided on Playground. It’s about...

My favorite spot in Seattle, as I’ve stated before. Granted, I haven’t been to Playground, or any of the Deja Vu or Dreamgirls locations. So this is based on a small sample size for...

After 2 botched missions earlier on Sunday (Pandora’s was a bust…I did see Martina for the 1st time but she did nothing for me) and Sugar’s (only 2 girls there: Vee and Chandler and...

I had been to Pandora's twice since relocating out here. I know it's one of the Big Three in the Sea, possibly the most popular of the group. I suppose the 1,262...

Wow…my favorite of the “Big 3” clubs in Seattle. Less girls here usually, but they are sexy and you can certainly find some gems here. We all know the layout, and most don’t care...

I have had this place on my radar for several weeks now. My CF dancer in Seattle (based on my few brief encounters since moving here a month ago) recommended this place, and even...

I know, I know. I work for Sugar’s and want to say positive things about it to drive up business. Do I get the coveted “club ad of the day” award? Anywho, I am...

This club has been on my radar since about a month or so ago when I decided to move out this way. I accepted a job out in this area, and was hoping I’d...

Flew out to Sea - Tacoma airport Monday morning for a job interview. That went well, I landed the gig quickly and had about 10 hours to burn before my flight out. Uber...

I took a chance and tried to enter the club with my outfit I drove down from Chicago in - basketball shorts and a tank top. The bouncer wasn’t having it though. He just...

I actually started off here last Sunday afternoon about 2ish - no cover and I kept causing the metal detector to go off when I walked through. The burly, biker looking bouncer asked me...

So, I'll admit that this review will be culturally biased. Being that I'm from Chicago, I've gotten accustomed to an often lackluster strip club experience. Sure, we had some gems back in the days...

At times I’ll have a SC experience that makes me want to give it a rest for a while. This was one of such experiences.... This “private club” is pretty low key, and charges a...

After growing tired of some of the tame clubs I'd visited recently, I was craving some less restrictive fun. I didn't feel like a 4 hour drive to the Washington Park, E. St....

Made the drive up from Chicago last night because I was longing for a new club to experience. Getting tired of the same old local scene and was looking for something different. I...

This club has been described a ton of times. No one on here cares about the layout of these clubs....we’re not fucking architects. Well, maybe some are. Anywho, I stopped in about 9ish on...

Had some business to take care of in the Racine area and figured I’d check out a nearby club. I’d never been to any clubs in the Milwaukee area, so I could scratch this...

Wow....my first time here. Made the 4 hour drive from Chitown to the ESL, Wash Park area just to sample some of the delicacies I’ve read about on here for years. The general layout...

390 is now open at 12 on Saturday and Sunday’s. I stopped in at roughly 4pm on this past Sunday to see if any daytime fun was to be had here. I’ve definitely had...

I spoke to the manager for about 15 minutes before I entered last night. He referred to the club as (the new Arnie’s). This is a “private gentlemen’s club” but under Gary laws women...

Surprisingly, I have never ventured out to this magnificent venue. The structure is absolutely breathtaking....possibly the nicest strip club I’ve been to. I was impressed with Oceans, but Atlantis has like 3 levels and...

So it’s back open, 7 days from what their Instagram page states....however I drove by on a Sunday evening about 8 or so and saw the place abandoned. Last night I made another...

Wednesday is the best day to go. Previous reviews have touched on the outrageous cover/parking charges that this club will try to pull off on some nights. However, Wednesday is their budget night. I...

Made the 45 minute drive from the Chi because I needed some black booty in my lap. Since we are still on lockdown in Illinois, I knew this would be my closest and...