FLAP3000

Illinois

Reviews by FLAP3000

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  3 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  I Did Get To Pet Some Kitty

  After 2 botched missions earlier on Sunday (Pandora’s was a bust…I did see Martina for the 1st time but she did nothing for me) and Sugar’s (only 2 girls there: Vee and Chandler and...
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  FLAP3000
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  3 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Monse Madness

  I had been to Pandora's twice since relocating out here. I know it's one of the Big Three in the Sea, possibly the most popular of the group. I suppose the 1,262...
  Comments: 6

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  3 years ago

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  stripper_friend
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  3 years ago
  Sugar's

  Seattle, Washington
  My Favorite of the Big 3

  Wow…my favorite of the “Big 3” clubs in Seattle. Less girls here usually, but they are sexy and you can certainly find some gems here. We all know the layout, and most don’t care...
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  3 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Why Is Everybody Always Picking on Me??

  I have had this place on my radar for several weeks now. My CF dancer in Seattle (based on my few brief encounters since moving here a month ago) recommended this place, and even...
  Comments: 16

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  3 years ago

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  Hustler313
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  3 years ago
  Sugar's

  Seattle, Washington
  You Don’t Need 20-30 Girls to have a Good Time!

  I know, I know. I work for Sugar’s and want to say positive things about it to drive up business. Do I get the coveted “club ad of the day” award? Anywho, I am...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  Xman156
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  3 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Interesting First Visit

  This club has been on my radar since about a month or so ago when I decided to move out this way. I accepted a job out in this area, and was hoping I’d...
  Comments: 8

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  3 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  3 years ago
  Dreamgirls at Fox's

  Tacoma, Washington
  Nice Lowkey Place to Chill

  Flew out to Sea - Tacoma airport Monday morning for a job interview. That went well, I landed the gig quickly and had about 10 hours to burn before my flight out. Uber...
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  3 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  3 years ago
  Club Blaze

  Conley, Georgia
  Can’t Beat The Value

  I took a chance and tried to enter the club with my outfit I drove down from Chicago in - basketball shorts and a tank top. The bouncer wasn’t having it though. He just...
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  3 years ago
  Oasis Goodtime Emporium

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Not the Club For Me...

  I actually started off here last Sunday afternoon about 2ish - no cover and I kept causing the metal detector to go off when I walked through. The burly, biker looking bouncer asked me...
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  3 years ago

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  WavvyCain
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  3 years ago
  Club Wax

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Long Live Club Wax!

  So, I'll admit that this review will be culturally biased. Being that I'm from Chicago, I've gotten accustomed to an often lackluster strip club experience. Sure, we had some gems back in the days...
  Comments: 6

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  3 years ago

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  TFP
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  3 years ago
  Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

  Lake Station, Indiana
  Not Desperate Enough

  At times I’ll have a SC experience that makes me want to give it a rest for a while. This was one of such experiences.... This “private club” is pretty low key, and charges a...
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  3 years ago
  Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

  Gary, Indiana
  Most Fun I've Had in a While...

  After growing tired of some of the tame clubs I'd visited recently, I was craving some less restrictive fun. I didn't feel like a 4 hour drive to the Washington Park, E. St....
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  3 years ago
  Show Palace

  Darien, Wisconsin
  Needs More Diversity

  Made the drive up from Chicago last night because I was longing for a new club to experience. Getting tired of the same old local scene and was looking for something different. I...
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  3 years ago
  Fantasy

  Hammond, Indiana
  Boring AF

  This club has been described a ton of times. No one on here cares about the layout of these clubs....we’re not fucking architects. Well, maybe some are. Anywho, I stopped in about 9ish on...
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  3 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  3 years ago
  Spot Lite

  West Allis, Wisconsin
  My Kind of Place...

  Had some business to take care of in the Racine area and figured I’d check out a nearby club. I’d never been to any clubs in the Milwaukee area, so I could scratch this...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  3 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  First Time at Scarlett’s, Call Me Rhett Butler

  Wow....my first time here. Made the 4 hour drive from Chitown to the ESL, Wash Park area just to sample some of the delicacies I’ve read about on here for years. The general layout...
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  3 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  4 years ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  I Think “Meh” Sums it up Nicely

  390 is now open at 12 on Saturday and Sunday’s. I stopped in at roughly 4pm on this past Sunday to see if any daytime fun was to be had here. I’ve definitely had...
  Comments: 3

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  4 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  4 years ago
  Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

  Lake Station, Indiana
  Have It Your Way

  I spoke to the manager for about 15 minutes before I entered last night. He referred to the club as (the new Arnie’s). This is a “private gentlemen’s club” but under Gary laws women...
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  3 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  4 years ago
  Atlantis

  Ford Heights, Illinois
  Need More Energy

  Surprisingly, I have never ventured out to this magnificent venue. The structure is absolutely breathtaking....possibly the nicest strip club I’ve been to. I was impressed with Oceans, but Atlantis has like 3 levels and...
  Comments: 4

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  4 years ago

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  stag0069
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  4 years ago
  Boogie Nights

  Harvey, Illinois
  Back Open - But Not Really

  So it’s back open, 7 days from what their Instagram page states....however I drove by on a Sunday evening about 8 or so and saw the place abandoned. Last night I made another...
  Comments: 5

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  3 years ago

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  aldani
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  4 years ago
  Fevr Cabaret

  Bedford Park, Illinois
  Balling On A Budget

  Wednesday is the best day to go. Previous reviews have touched on the outrageous cover/parking charges that this club will try to pull off on some nights. However, Wednesday is their budget night. I...
  Comments: 6

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  4 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  4 years ago
  Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

  Hammond, Indiana
  Hard To Choose One...

  Made the 45 minute drive from the Chi because I needed some black booty in my lap. Since we are still on lockdown in Illinois, I knew this would be my closest and...
  Comments: 1

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  4 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  4 years ago
  Fantasy

  Hammond, Indiana
  Fantasy Unfulfilled

  Soooo, I had only been here once before. I have been reading the reviews about this joint for years, especially the daytime festivities that used to take place. I’m about 45-1hr drive away...
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  4 years ago
  Fevr Cabaret

  Bedford Park, Illinois
  No More Disposable Income...

  This is a comprehensive review about 3 separate visits. I hadn’t been to this club pre-covid, but I had always heard about how impressive it was. I definitely wasn’t disappointed. This place is fascinating....
  Comments: 1

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  4 years ago

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  Matangar