Reviews by FLAP3000

Soooo, I had only been here once before. I have been reading the reviews about this joint for years, especially the daytime festivities that used to take place. I’m about 45-1hr drive away...

This is a comprehensive review about 3 separate visits. I hadn’t been to this club pre-covid, but I had always heard about how impressive it was. I definitely wasn’t disappointed. This place is fascinating....

This place is a far cry from how it used to be. Saturday nights used to be "lit" at this spot. I remember girls walking around all over the place with each...

My first trip here in a number of years. I decided to stop in last night after two swings and misses (J’s Bar up the road was dead...and Louie’s Lounge was full of Louie...

My first post-covid foray into this lounge. Masks are required to enter, but once in nobody cares if you’re wearing one or not. I strolled in on a Saturday afternoon about 3pm and found...

Used to enjoy this spot. Most of the girls were sexy here at one time. Now they are all basically the same body type, and enjoy twerking all on each other as opposed to...

Fuck this club. The girl at the front desk was the cutest girl in here by far, but of course she wasn’t a dancer. This club charges $20 for entry, even when there are...

This is comprehensive of 3 total visits here in the last week or so. Had a great time each visit. The first time was the day before the 4th. It was slow in the...

Hopefully, you read my previous review of this spot. After striking gold yesterday, my Caribbean sweetheart was on my mind all night. We exchanged pleasantries back and forth via text message into the following...

Ok, ok....I know. How can a hole in the wall like The Office get such a high review? Maybe it’s because I’m from Chitown where extras are all but completely dead and it’s all...

My fiance and I came here on a Sunday during Carnival in Miami. We are from Chicago, so this was totally a change of pace for us. We arrived not knowing what...

Rolled in last night around 1 am. Parking lot is tiny, and was somewhat full but I was able to find a spot with no problem. You have to be skilled to not bang...

Strip clubs are the most fun when you are accompanied by a beautiful woman. I took my lady with me last night (who happens to appreciate the ladies too) and I’ve never had so...

Strolled in after midnight this past Friday. I had just gotten drained at Man Cave (Fetish’s) and wasn’t ready to go home yet. Parking lot was full, good sign. Standard stuff (entry, drink situation,...

The Man Cave is open gents! Or better yet, Fetish’s is open! You walk in and see an empty stage to your right and a small bar straight ahead. The bar only has a few...

When I walked in on a Friday night around midnight. There were like 4 customers including myself, even though there was a lot full of cars. The parking hustler reminded me to take care...

This was my first time ever in this establishment. I read many different reviews on this site about this place, and have always wanted to check it out. It’s quite a hike from where...

I hadn’t been to this spot in about 10 years or so. But with the demise of Arnie’s and Club O, etc Jimmys is probably the best option for seeing black women twerk and...

Strolled in after the Spence/Garcia fight the other night. Drove from the north side of Chicago so it took close to an hour to get there. Pulled in and parking lot was pretty full...

Unfortunately, a police detective’s son got aired out here the other night. Two of the security guards got hit too, but I don’t think their injuries were life-threatening. You hate for any club...

Walked in around 12:30 on a Saturday night. Main parking lot was full so I ended up parking across the street in the auxiliary lot. A dub to get in and another dub for...

Ran into one of my favorites...Lex, a pretty black girl with huge lungs. Didn’t recognize her at first because she wears glasses now. But it was 4:00 and she was headed out the door...

Wow.....walked in and there were like 15 girls of all sizes scouring the room. A couple were attractive, some were average “around the way” girls. Then one young lady emerged from the dressing room...

These new owners have ruined this club. It used to be a fun club to come to, not even taking into consideration the fucking and sucking that was prevalent here. But it was just...