FLAP3000
Illinois

Comments by FLAP3000 (page 19)

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3 years ago
casino
Cali4life
Best I've found
Yes, this is probably my favorite club in the country for many of the reasons you mentioned. Best you can get for $5 a song. And I don’t think they shorten the songs like at many other clubs. Some say it’s just a bikini bar…well every time I go I never notice. So many of the girls will move that thong to the side and not even think about it. I’ve had more fun here than any other club in the last decade plus or so.
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3 years ago
mafeditor
Maryland
Change
Lol @ MrDragon…we get so many ppl that read the reviews and see the total spent, but refuse to look at the home page of the club if they really want to know prices. All these places are relatively the same - expect to hear between $20-50 for a dance. Only difference is ATL, Miami, well the south in general. A lot of them still do $5/10 dances. But everywhere else is all about the same.
discussion comment
3 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
Ethnic Differences In Condom Usage
I don’t personally like to use Magnums - I wish we could bareback every chick like back in the 20’s and 30’s where anything you got a shot of penicillin would clear it all up. But unfortunately, a lot of stuff you can get today doesn’t clear up. I have gone bare several times with random chicks - as another poster mentioned, it can be difficult to turn down a hot, horny, nude dancer with a dripping wet pussy and throbbing clit trying to bounce up and down on your pole. And for those that like every hole occupied, that 3rd hole is almost always uncovered… Im really trying to change my ways…
discussion comment
3 years ago
nicespice
If dancers wrote a review of you, what would they probably say?
He’s a humble MUTHAFUCKA with a big ass dick. But in actuality, he’s not that humble….
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3 years ago
Ballerfaller45
Felt Dirty, but Worth the Shower
To everyone who is constantly asking about prices, please realize that it’s ymmv. There is a standard price for Seattle area clubs which is generally 3/100 or $30-40 for just one. But depending on who you are and the girl you are dealing with all this is negotiable. I’ve had them as cheap as $20/song or even had one to tell me “just pay what you can”. And the guy put the total spent, so we can draw a conclusion as to what services cost.
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3 years ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
I Did Get To Pet Some Kitty
LD’s are $30 full nude, but some will do $20 or $40. Just depends on your mouthpiece and what you can negotiate.
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3 years ago
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
First Visit to the New Sugars
Welcome to my favorite club out here so far. No frills, all fun. I haven’t had a bad time here yet in about 5 visits. Much more laid back than Kittens or Pandora’s.
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3 years ago
Ballerfaller45
I’m the Fool Today
Bro, I warned the board about this chick. She goes by Winter and Naima. A couple reviews back I explained how this girl works. Wow…I know how you feel. Mind you, I didn’t spend anywhere near as much as you but I can just imagine. This chick is a liar and a scammer and one day someone is going to put hands on her and not in a good way.
discussion comment
3 years ago
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Do you buy extras?
For me, I turn them down when brought up with a specific price. Feels too much like a business transaction (even though ultimately it is). If the girl and I just happen to vibe/connect and one dance leads to other stuff, then that’s the conquest for me. Even though I don’t think I’m God’s gift to women, I am very confident with them and know I can go into any environment and attract some genuinely. Strippers are women too; meaning that they often do find certain men that come to the club attractive and would find them attractive even if they met in a different setting. I normally don’t do the private rooms unless I’m just extremely aroused by a chick or just those times when it’s been awhile since I’ve gotten laid. The best experience is when I just take a girl I vibe with to the lap dance area and things just escalate from there…right there in the LDA. No pre-arranged prices or agreements.
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3 years ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
Monse Madness
Yes, you’re right. I take that as a sign of GPS when they do that. For me, if they pull that I just politely tell them no and let them move around. But I will say that Entice actually came in later while I was there and her and I had a nice conversation. I only got 1 dance with her eventually, and she just didn’t do much for me on the dance level, but she seems like a cool girl.
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3 years ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
Monse Madness
The girls have the option to go nude on stage…These 3 all did, even if no one was tipping. As far as the dances, it’s really just up to whatever you can agree on. We didn’t have a set price, and as we both were enjoying the dances extremely…the suggested tip for her expertise was kinda left up to me.
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3 years ago
Aznsensation1
Seattle Strip Clubs are For Extras.
After my Sat. morning visit I will definitely say that this is a daytime place for sure.
discussion comment
3 years ago
mikeym
Mostly in Florida
Dolphins Knew Tannehill Was a POS
Fuck the Packers but especially Aaron Rodgers. With the shit he pulled concerning the vaccine he should have been suspended. I guarantee if Lamar Jackson or Kyler Murray or any black QB or player had done the same, he would have been suspended for the rest of the season. Look what the NBA is doing with Kyrie. So I’m glad the 49ers sat them down. From here, I don’t really care who wins but it’d be nice to see the Rams.
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3 years ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
Why Is Everybody Always Picking on Me??
Appreciate all the feedback on this review…I suppose I’m a glutton for punishment because I went back to Kittens on the late, great Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King’s birthday. I had the intent to overcum the oppression I had encountered here before, by any means necessary. Lineup was very slim, metaphorically and physically. Stassie or Stacy approached me as soon as I walked in with a desperate promise of $20/song including roaming. Nice introduction, but do you mind if I get my $6 water and sit down first? She was very persistent and came back about 4x within 10 minutes. I was by far the best looking PL in at the time (I think there was only 1 other guy there about 2:30 pm) and she kept complimenting my cologne. Other than her there was another slim white girl and Aliyah and Love (both AA’s). Once Love graced the stage I recognized her from my fateful first visit. I’m not normally a fan of man mades, but she was pleasant enough when she approached after her stage show. I wanted to get my hands all over her slim body so I agreed to some dances in the LDA. Well worth it, and I stayed right at my predetermined budget with the dances. I reached the mountaintop metaphorically and physic….well you get the idea. “We shall overcum….”
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3 years ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
Why Is Everybody Always Picking on Me??
Yup. Also goes by Naima.
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3 years ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
Why Is Everybody Always Picking on Me??
Lots of good advice. I never pay for dances upfront as a rule. Never. I went against my own best judgment and did with the ROB. She asked once and I ignored her. Then a 2nd time, which led me to pull out my carbon wallet with the money clip on the outside. I put it right back in my pocket, and she kept saying, “baby, let’s get the business part out of the way first honey”. In hindsight, I should have just walked out at that point. That was the only time I did that…the other girl we just had a verbal agreement. But I launched her after 2/3 of the 1st dance and just gave her $30.
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3 years ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
Why Is Everybody Always Picking on Me??
Just giving an honest recap of the experience. I also stated that it was my fault ultimately and that all I can do is learn from it for next time.
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3 years ago
eclipse425
Washington
will be back for more soon
Fuck this club - had 2 ROB’s that ruined my first experience at this place tonight. Never, ever dance with Winter (Naima) - fucking scammer cunt with a fake Kardashian body. Don’t be fooled by her sales pitch at all. Fuck her and this club.
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3 years ago
justinlookin
Great time with Samba
If it’s the same Barbie from Sugar’s, then you were certainly misled. That girl is an amazing dancer and gives great intimate lap dances.
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3 years ago
marty_mcfly
Sugars Flops on a Thursday Night
I had a ball here Saturday night. Fantasy was probably the spinner you saw maybe…She’s chocolate complexion with a pretty smile and long, sexy weave. Nice round ass too. She is so much fun to get dances with.
discussion comment
3 years ago
orionsmith
What's the most unusual or amusing person strippers or other confused you with?
Omar Epps before, and more recently Wesley Snipes.
discussion comment
3 years ago
sweetjamesjones
I support the naked hustle
Brooklyn, IL 2AMer
All the worst events take place outside of the strip club.
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3 years ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
Have It Your Way
I agree @captainfun. Arnie’s in its heyday was quite an experience.
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3 years ago
stripper_friend
Washington
Nice low key visit. New hot dancer "Ariel" made my night.
@ freeWillie Well spoken my friend.
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3 years ago
stripper_friend
Washington
Nice low key visit. New hot dancer "Ariel" made my night.
@Mikie, you are talking about mobile applications whereas I am talking about human interactions. No HUMAN in the service industry asks for tips. At the car wash, there’s a huge tip jar for those that want to tip. But the guys don’t corner you and ask for a tip after they finish your car. Servers, bartenders, do NOT ask for tips. No one here agrees with you.