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I found myself in Gary, Indiana this past Friday, and after consulting this site I decided to give some clubs a shot. Knockouts wasn't far from my I-94 route, so I headed out that way.…

2 mos ago1

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, IN

Best Time I've Ever Had At A Deja Vu

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

After a disappointing afternoon visit to Knockouts, I discovered that there was a Deja Vu nearby, as well as a Little Darlings. Now, I've been very disappointed with the DV locations in Michigan, but thought…

2 mos ago

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Not My Worst Night At Hank's

When faced with the question of what to do on a Saturday night, I could have chosen to order a pizza and watch some TV, or go see some ladies shake their boobs around. Since…

2 mos ago

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

All Fizzle, No Sizzle This Time

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I arrived at the Silver Criket at a little after 2:00 PM on a Saturday. The lot wasn't even half full, so I didn't know what to expect. Since cover doesn't start until 6:00 PM,…

2 mos ago

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Landing Strip on a Saturday Afternoon

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I made my way to Romulus on a recent afternoon, because I hadn't checked out the Landing Strip in quite a while. The club is in a nice little area of the city, and has…

2 mos ago1

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, MI

Not The Best Night

A recent Saturday evening led me to The Centerfold Lounge at about 11:00 PM. The parking lot is fenced-in, and the door guy views the lot. Safe enough for me. He charged me $7 for…

3 mos ago

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

Pleasant Saturday Afternoon

I drove into the Silver Criket's fenced parking lot on a Saturday around 2:00 PM. This club has no valet and the lot has always seemed very safe; there's a security vehicle patrolling the premises,…

3 mos ago1

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Worth

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

It was New Year's Eve Day and since I prefer to spend NYE quietly at home (I'm old now and would prefer to avoid big celebrating crowds) I thought I'd check out the day shift…

7 mos ago3

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, OH

Discount Saturday At The Hippo

After a very brief and completely pointless trip to Buck's Platinum (the only women there were the angelic blonde door girl and the pretty, tattooed bartender), I rolled into the Hippo's parking lot just before…

7 mos ago

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, MI

A Nice Friday Evening At The Centerfold

I pulled into The Centerfold's parking lot at around 10:30 PM, noting that it was more than half full of cars. The lot seems safe enough since it's fenced, and the door guy sits…

8 mos ago3

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Found A Gem At Bogarts

After a reasonably good time at Henry's, I headed to the sister-club, Bogarts. When you leave Hank's you can ask for free-admission ticket to Bogarts, bypassing the $5 cover charge, which is what I…

8 mos ago3

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Killing Time At Henry's

I arrived at Henry's fenced parking lot just after 11:00 PM and paid the $5 cover. The place was very busy, but I managed to find a seat near the door in the small, enclosed…

8 mos ago3

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

Found a gem on a Monday

I arrived at the Silver Criket's fenced parking lot at about 2:30 on a Monday. There is no valet at this club, and the area seems very safe. Thereis no cover charge during the day…

11 mos ago2

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Decent fun on a Friday at Hank's

I arrived at Henry's at almost 11:30, and found the lot more than half-full. Everyone knows the details about Hank's, but here goes again: the lot is fenced in and is dotted with potholes. There…

11 mos ago2

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

I've Had Worse Nights At Bogarts

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

After a depressing trip to Henry's, I headed to Bogarts. The club is in a somewhat seedy area of Inkster, and the lot is not fenced or guarded. But if you park in an area…

1 yr ago1

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, MI

A Halfway-Decent Night At Cracker Jaxx

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I drove out to Jackson on July 3rd, since I didn't have to get up for work the next day. I hadn't been to Cracker Jaxx in a while, so I wondered how things might…

1 yr ago2

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, MI

Strikeout at CF

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I arrived at the Centerfold around 9:30 on a Friday night. The club is on John R, just a little south of 8-Mile, in a sketchy area, but the lot is fenced in and monitored.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

Busy Saturday afternoon at the Criket

I had some time to kill on a cold Saturday recently, so I drove over to the Silver Criket. I arrived at a little after 4:00 PM to find the parking lot fairly full already.…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, MI

Arrived Too Early

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

On a recent cold Sunday evening I decided to visit Dream Girls. I hadn't been there in a very long time, and I wanted to see what it's like these days. Unfortunately, I didn't realize…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Familiar Face At Bogarts

I pulled into Bogarts' fenced parking lot at around 1:00 AM on a Saturday night. The lot was about a quarter-full, and I found a nice spot where I know cameras are trained. The bar…

1 yr ago3

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Busy Saturday at Hank's

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I made my way to Henry's on a Saturday night, arriving just after midnight, to a rather full parking lot. The club is in a not-great area of Inkster, with a fenced-in lot which actually…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, MI

Centerfold on a depressing evening

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I traveled to the Centerfold a couple weeks ago, the night of the disappointing Lions' game. The bar is located on John R Street, just a bit south of 8 Mile, in a fairly run-down…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, OH

Ho-Hum Platinum

I made my way down to Toledo a couple Saturdays ago and figured I'd check out Platinum's day shift. It had been a while, so I wasn't sure what to expect. I've had great times…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, MI

Nice Visit To A Rock'nRoll Club

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

It had been a very long time since I'd visited the Centerfold, so on a recent Saturday I decided to take a scouting trip to see if it had changed at all. I didn't have…