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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
> Fucking millenials.
Now dat's where it's at
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6 years ago
Until shit got real
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Sorry about the trophies, y'all. we were just feeling guilty about all that shit we did to gen x
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
or was it SNAP
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
They still have money to invest after bitcoin?
I wonder why that is...
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6 years ago
> I tell the girl she's not my **type*
+1
it's a self-description
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6 years ago
shit!
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6 years ago
> it's virtues
its
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6 years ago
> Passive aggressive things like, "I'm waiting for someone" "maybe later" etc.,
When I say I'm waiting for someone, it's because I have one or a few in mind or I'm waiting to see the rest of the lineup and then decide.
> and just going to the bathroom or running off to stage tip makes me feel even more scared.
It's in the swagger with your stage tip. If you go up and actually enjoy it and ask the stripper about her new shoes.... Miss thirstay will probably walk away thinking it's not her.
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6 years ago
> It's only 1% of dancers you need to get rude with if you want them to leave. I
If you level up, you could get to the men's room. Sometimes they even have mints! Depending on how classy the place is, though. Others have ice.
> She was the only dancer I ever had sit and argue with me out of thousands of dancers after firmly telling her no
Tip your bartender. Just the tip. Only the tip.
> I firmly told her no but I guess because she was new and I didn't realize that, instead of walking away to ask me later, she decided to argue with me. Wrong choice. Never going to get dances from arguing with me.
Ladies. No means no. Unless there is a safeword involved.
> I remember one apparently new dancer wanted to dance for me so much, that she felt so rejected that she sat in a corner and never apparoached me nor anyone else that I noticed the next 2 hours that I noticed.
Too far to the asshole side of the continuum
> When she refused to leave, I got up and sat at the stage
It costs less to sit at the bar
> If I had to do it over again, knowing she was new and possibly desperate, instead of arguing, I would have said, check back with me in an hour or 2 and maybe I will change my mind.
you sly dog!
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6 years ago
> Maybe you should take her to the back for a few dances and then tip her well so she will then go on her way without any hard feelings.
Aww, you warm my heart!
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6 years ago
@Subraman you see what we have to deal with?
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6 years ago
> If she acts serious about wanting to come over, get her information and maybe more if you are lucky. Then later on, say it was all a joke.
Too far to the asshole side of the continuum
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6 years ago
> You could even act creepy. Talk about your collection of road kill animals you have stuffed in your back yard shed
Probably not a good plan. That could make it into the dressing room.
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6 years ago
> Just tell her I'm good right now.
Another fine choice!
> Unless she stinks even more and can't smell it.
You should have been in the men's room at this point.
> Thanks for stopping by, but I'm waiting on somebody and don't want to waste your time
I would just say I'm waiting on somebody and omit the "and don't want to waste your time" part or go to the men's room. Sometimes they ask who, to which I like to respond "she knows" or "you'll see"
> If you get desperate , just let out a loud fart and talk about it
So, the men's room didn't work, and now it's a desperation contest... ;) Don't leave, though. Just go sit at the bar.
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6 years ago
> It's not difficult for a girl to tell if a customer likes her.
Sometimes it is if he plays his cards right.
> Did he tip her on stage?
And her? and her? and her?
> I'm fairly certain that the girls at the grocery store can tell whether or not I like them, though I haven't tried tipping them yet.
You can tell by the smile and spring in their step if they get a little mood boost from the attention. No need for all that other stuff. I would recommend against the "I'm going to masturbate over you later, heh heh heh" look.
> So why do so many girls sit down at my table uninvited when I've done none of the things listed above?
Rent's due and her car is about to get towed. They saw you liked another bitch and they wanted to get to you first.
> If I haven't encouraged the girl to join me I'll still talk to her (she's a human being after all)
+1, but she needs to move on and find an actual mark
> but I don't feel obligated to buy dances or drinks with her, and this should be her first clue to move on.
Yeah, but rent's due and her car is about to get towed and this technique has worked on 180 guys so far.
> If she doesn't move, what do I do next?
If it has gotten to this point, my favorite way to remove my new CB is to "go to the bathroom". It's a controversial tactic, but it seems to have worked well for the women, and in her alone time, she has probably thought it over and moved on to the next possible mark.
> But my favorite is to keep excusing myself to tip girls on stage
Another fine choice, but some CBs are more glued on than others. (note: if you don't want to lose the one you're with, give her one of the dollars you would have tipped and maybe you could have two sitting with you - team building)
> If she hangs on after this, I leave for a different club, and the only thing I've lost is my cover charge.
naw, don't leave! just go to the men's room!
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6 years ago
^ that was to
>If braces get in the way of a bj she isn't doing it rifht anyway.
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6 years ago
hint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHkjtoCQcwk
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6 years ago
That hurt, twentyfive! And it's Ze.
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6 years ago
> Maybe we could trade him to SW for a future draft choice?
That hurt, two_bits! And it's Ze.
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6 years ago
> But, couldn’t it potentially hurt to revive a BJ from a girl with braces?
Yes. She could walk off and go sit next to her other regular for the rest of the night.
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6 years ago
WHERE ARE THE CLUBS WITH THE SPREAD VULVA RULE?
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
pourrait*
that darn autocorrect.
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
and btw. please stop oversexualizing everything (present company excluded), faghaircurler
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Alors, on pourrais dire gaufre?