Reviews

Took an uber from a strip hotel around 1am. There was a small line at the door but the wait wasn’t terrible. Entrance fee was some odd amount, like $32. I had been once before…

2 mos ago2

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

First time

Made the trek to McDougals for the first time. I usually check out Penthouse but it has been closed for renovations for a while. This club is a trek from downtown Baltimore- perhaps even more…

3 mos ago1

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Saturday night visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I arrived around 9pm on a Saturday night. Short uber ride from my hotel by the Ft Lauderdale executive airport. Paid a $20 cover and got patted down at the entrance. You walk right into…

5 mos ago

Desire

Providence, RI

Day/Night double visit

Made another trip to Desire on a Friday as I was in town for an event. Unfortunately I got stuck in awful traffic and didn’t arrive until about 4pm vs my usual 1pm arrival time.…

6 mos ago8

Desire

Providence, RI

Stopped in on an October Saturday as I was passing through. Canned details here and specific update below: No surprise on drink prices, $6/beer, drinks depending on liquor type and single/double. I’ll say the bartenders…

8 mos ago2

Desire

Providence, RI

Thursday day

Another day visit on what I find to be the most consistent day of the week. Quick summary of the club that gets repeated by everyone- but here it goes. No cover during the…

10 mos ago5

Desire

Providence, RI

Sunday No-funday

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Quick summary of the club that gets repeated by everyone- but here it goes. No cover during the day, plenty of parking out front and a valet option. Two separate bars inside and one…

Desire

Providence, RI

Thursdays for the win

I always look for an excuse to stop by and found one a few weeks ago so stopped in after noon on a Thursday. Quick summary of the club that gets repeated by everyone- but…

1 yr ago3

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Sunday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Stopped in a Sunday afternoon. Club is a few miles off of 95, neighborhood is so-so with apartments going up across the street and a few gas stations nearby. $2 to park and a guy…

Desire

Providence, RI

Two afternoon visits

I was in town for a few days and have a few more visits planned so decided to pony up for Club Lust (upstairs). The fee is $300 per quarter and you can pay with…

1 yr ago5

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, NY

Late Saturday Night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I stopped by around 2am on a Saturday night this past Fall. Club is in a stretch of strip malls with parking in the back. Typical cover charge and they force you to put your…

1 yr ago1

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Sunday recon

It’s been a few years since my last visit here which was right after COVID lockdowns- back then the place was packed and the girls were scare. I pulled into the ample parking lot a…

1 yr ago3

Sapphire 39

New York, NY

Could be fun but wasn’t

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I was staying just a few blocks away so stopped in on the way back to my hotel. It’s on a very safe looking block just near Times Square. There was a bouncer out front…

Desire

Providence, RI

Anniversary party

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

After hearing about it for years, I decided to check out the anniversary party at the club. Pulling up I didn’t appreciate how massive it was. All parking was done in the satellite lot across…

Desire

Providence, RI

Tuesday afternoon

Arrived on a Tuesday afternoon and was alarmed when I saw the parking lot mostly empty. Turns out they were just refinishing the lot and had most of it roped off. I was able to…

2 yrs ago2

Desire

Providence, RI

Thursday afternoon visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Made a Thursday afternoon visit a few weeks back. The club is between an industrial/port area and the ever expanding downtown area. The parking lot is very safe- highly trafficked outside and a big lot…

2 yrs ago16

Desire

Providence, RI

Busy Thursday

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I stopped in a few weeks ago on a rainy Thursday. Luckily timed my arrival between downpours and found the parking lot and bar pretty full. There was a large number of dancers milling about…

2 yrs ago4

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Bucket list stop

I took an Uber from Miami on a Tuesday around 8pm- it was about $30 each way. Parking lot seemed safe and there was either a cop or security out front with lights flashing. When…

2 yrs ago3

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, MA

Nothing changes

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I had a client in town who was eager for some adult entertainment so Centerfolds it was. I end up here every few years and as the headline says- nothing has changed. The club is down…

2 yrs ago2

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Typical uninspired visit

I stopped in for my annual visit around 10pm on a Saturday night. I usually Uber so no comment on parking. It’s a relatively safe neighborhood for Baltimore but I wouldn’t linger outside and certainly…

2 yrs ago1

Desire

Providence, RI

Fun Friday

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Made my quarterly visit to Desire on a nice Friday afternoon a few weeks back. It was hot outside but as always nice in cool in the club. After parking in the lot under the…

3 yrs ago1

Desire

Providence, RI

Thursday day visit

Desire was old reliable yet again. I find myself in Providence less and less but Desire hasn’t changed a bit and continues to offer a friendly seat at the bar, sports and cnbc in the…

3 yrs ago4

Desire

Providence, RI

Tuesday day visit

I visit about once a quarter when time allows. The only real change since pre-covid is the metal detector….. otherwise standard Desire. I’d say the lineup was average. I arrived around 12:30pm and girls slowly…

4 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

First time last time