Could be fun but wasn’t

I was staying just a few blocks away so stopped in on the way back to my hotel. It’s on a very safe looking block just near Times Square. There was a bouncer out front who told me it was $20 and I think he scanned my license. A host was trying to set me up at a table and I told him I was about to piss myself to he left me alone.

When I returned from the bathroom to the main floor area I was accosted by an older-looking blonde Eastern European and she seemed pretty pushy so I said no thanks and grabbed a Modelo at the bar from a bartender who seemed to be wearing some sort of Disney/Snow White costume which seemed bizzare.

On my way towards the stage a host was tipping out a stripper by the stage and she got pissed and was yelling at him saying “you touched my ass and so I want another $40!” and I knew it was going to be a short night.