Comments by Pussylicker2 (page 18)

Maybe I was a bit harsh, but as I rejected it I thought it would get approved. There are some good details (23 hotties, wow!), but it seemed to skip everything that most would consider to be negatives, like the high cover charge (although that's to be expected for this club), and the "booth" fee. What got me was the rating "10" for value. It's true I've never been inside although I've tried to get in.

The function of the reviews is to provide useful information for the benefit of patrons. If all the information needed is in the 1,000 reviews, why write another one? As I recall the coat check is mandatory, if you have a coat you must surrender it (for a fee) upon entry, but I'm not sure.

I've always said a person should figure out what works for them, and stick to it. You start off by saying this always works for you, unless the club is a complete dump. The primary reason I go to strip clubs is to be orally pleased. Clubs that have the kink of women I like are called dumps by some. As far as the "fantasy" in my mind you mention, my fantasy is to go to the vip with an experienced, talented fellatrist and an adorable hottie to sit on my face. Except my fantasy is my reality. Then you say you need to accept that you're not going to latch onto the hottie on stage. If by "working for you" you mean accepting that you're bound to fail, well ok. I actually STOOD IN LINE at the main stage (in my jeans and t-shirt) waiting my turn to give the hottest dancer my dollar. I said something like "you're a popular girl. I know there isn't much of a chance but I'd love to get some vip dances and some extras". Well guess what? After she came down she spoke briefly to a couple of the guys who tipped, (probably said do you want to go to the vip? No? By). Before the next song ended she was at my table, we went to the vip and all was well. "Be patient" you say. Wait for one to come over to you. The ones who come over to you are the ones who have to come over to you to make money. The hotties are too busy fending off bold horn dogs like me, and by the time they get to you they're on their way home. This is NOT a girl I'm taking out on a date, it's a whore who has already serviced several dicks tonight. The only reason to buy her a drink is because you think getting her drunk will make her more likely to give up her butt. If she asks me what brought me in tonight I say I was feeling horny and was hoping to get some head. I check her response. Some girls don't like asking guys if they want a vip, it exposes them to the possibility of rejection. So I always ask if I want one. Girls like guys who know what they want and aren't afraid to go for it. The only reason a guy doesn't ask about the price and services beforehand is because he hasn't been burned enough yet. Keep playing, grasshopper. You'll learn. You're the ONLY person I've ever heard to suggest it's a good idea NOT to discuss the agreement beforehand. If she has to "sell herself" to you, she may do just that. Or she may think to herself there are plenty of guys, like PL2, who she doesn't have to sell herself to, and get up and cum to me. As far as backing out, until you hand her the money, you can back out. Once the money is handed over, it's gone. If you pay before you get in the room, she can say "wait here, I need to get something" AND NOT COME BACK. Yes, that happens. Or, the $200 no song count blow job becomes a 2 song handy. Keep paying in advance, and I can promise it will happen to you. Once in the room you say "she will likely.. ". Once I'm in the room my dancer will likely do what I tell her to do. I usually pull my dick out as soon as I'm in the room, (or at the bar before goung to the room). I don’t "follow her queues", I tell her in no uncertain terms what to do. Women like confident men who know what they want and who aren't afraid to take it. What works for one guy might not work for someone. I approved your article, even though I disagree with most of it. It's your opinion and it was easy to read. I hope you don't take any offense at what I said, it's just my opinion.

Hey Scrub, brush up on your reading comprehension, he said "3 songs for $100, this was in a different private area with more access". It's not the same as the $25 dances.

I was there a week ago, late afternoon. I got a private from one decent looking white girl. I whipped my dick out and she played with it, but no blowie. She asked me if I needed a condom, I said no. Then a better looking blond gave me a couple of floor dances. I suggested vip, and she said something about paying the bartender. I didn't know if she wanted me to pay her $5 vip fee or what, we walked to the bar and I asked "do you want me to give the bartender $20"? She said thats the way it works, i said i didn't prepay last time, no I'm not going to do that. She said the 2 floor dances were $10 each. Since it was my first time there I paid. She'll never get me again. I wrote a review but when I tried to post i got a message that you can't review a closed bar. I tried to figure out how to change the bar back to open but I'm not going to do a lit of effort to compensate for the incompetence of the software developers.

1729 is the smallest number that can be written as the sum of 2 cubes, 2 different ways (1 and 12, 10 and 9).

I first encountered G. Thomas in high school in 1964. We used him in college. Excellent author.

My favorite math book, which is written for non-mathematicians, is "1,2,3 infinity". I have a copy. It would never get published today. It says that the body of mathematics of the hottentors consisted of 4 words, 1,2,3 and more than 3. If you ask a hottentot tribesman how many children he has he'll say more than 3 if he has 4,5, or 6. It's a great book.

The "GOAT"? We all know ds is a man of high integrity and intelligence, which is the only reason I know this couldn't be the "club ad of the day". GOAT?

Hey scrub, I'm not going to get in a flame war with a professional like you, so you win, I'm a really stupid, uneducated, and generally worthless person. Now I'm going to get an afternoon hummer.

It's really pretty simple. There are X and Y chromosomes. If you, or any mamma, has both an X and a Y chromosome you are male, and you're designed (by god, nature, or whatever) to impregnate females for the purpose of procreating your species. Sometimes an individual will not develope correctly as he/she was designed. Sometimes these birth defects can be corrected, sometimes they can't. Some of these defects are mental, such as autism, ocd, and schizophrenia. Gender dysphoria, where the person is unaccepting of their sex is becoming more common. Individuals suffering from this condition will go to extremes to try, in vain of course, to change their sex by taking hormones and having surgeries. But they can no more change their sex than Dennis Avner could turn himself into a tiger. He committed suicide, like many mentally ill people do, especially so-called trans-sexuals. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/stalking-cat-dennis-avner-found-dead-in-apparent-suicide-after-years-of-body-modification-to-look-like-a-feline-8316569.html

Desertscrub - actually you're wrong about my latest review. My latest review was on CW's in Akron. The home page says they're permanently closed. I read on another site that they were open and an old favorite of mine was working there so I went, and they were open. So I wrote a review, then I proofread it and clicked "post". I got the message "you can't write a review on a closed club". I don't trust information on the home page, it may be accurate and it may not be. Who knows when that information was posted, and by who. You know who wrote a review and when. I tried to figure out how to get the home page corrected but I was unable to figure it out. Perhaps you can explain the "simple process". As for your example of Imperial Showgirls, yes, I need more information than that. What am I supposed to to with my piece when I go in the bar? If there is mandatory valet I can't leave it in my car, if there is a pat down I can't take it in with me. I'm one of those bastards who needs to know. By the way what do you do with your piece when you go to a syrip club?

I didn't expect to get trolled for being unwoke about spanish. I took 3 years of spanish. A co-worker from south america told me he thought it was funny how americans sometimes call their car "she", he said he always called his car "he". Of all the places to find social justice warriors. But no one addressed my post. Since you can be a man without a single Y chromosome, without a dick, balls, or prostrate, what exactly does being a man mean, other than you want to be called a man and use the men's room? If I was forced by my job to give my pronoun, I would say "I'm Joe, I'm married and have fathered 2 children with a woman who is my wife and our children's birth mother, and I'm not an english teacher so you can use whatever pronouns you believe are correct".

I've had the girl try to claim I owed her $20 per song in addition to our agreed upon price. Problem is this happened after we were done. We talked to the bouncer and I just said I paid, now I'm leaving. If the valet parking dude had my keys she could have followed me out and now I have to convince him to give me my keys while she's blowing up about what I owe her. What's been interesting is when I get back there and the first thing she does is say I have to pre-pay. I say no, this isn't going to work, and I walk out without giving her a dime. She comes out and says "he didn't pay", and I say "I didn't get a dance".

Lets see what I can get offended over! I need a purpose in life! What names can I call people who's position is so solid and well presented that I have no retort?

By the way, "TLN" means "todo la noche", i.e. "all night". It took some effort for me to find this out.

So what information does this "review" offer a potential club-goer? 1) there are dancers and a stage 2) there is a vip where hands are free to roam with sone dancers, in particular a white girl named Kennedy. It's a well written little story, but does not qualify as a review because it doesn't provide any actionable information. Do they serve alcohol? Food? Is it BYOB? Costs? The comments provide more information than the "review".

Tuesday is $10 day at Bogarts which is nearby (although in the past bogie's girls usually insist on a barrior). You should have checked it out. I always check to make sure the girl doesn't require barriors before going back. The vip fee has always been $10 in the past so you may have been buzzed.

There is no legitimate reason for any business to have mandatory valet. To park in their lot, perhaps. But landing strip and flight club both require you to surrender your keys even if you park blocks away. The only reason to do that is so they can hold your keys hostage. It's a "stupid" concern until it happens to you. And just curious, what do you do with your gun? Do you take it in the bar? Or leave it in your car which will likely be left unlocked?

How did this get approved? It has no information, incorrect information, and looks fake.

LOL, so do they have a restroom attendant? Just curious. I've never been in there because I refuse to turn my vehicle over, and valet is mandatory. I've tried to go several times. Thanks for the review, it enables me to keep up with how things are currently.

So you pay $8 to give your keys to some guy you don't know who may or may not be on parole or have a driver's license, you pay $10 for a beer, $20 for a place to sit, and $30 for lunch so you can see fat girls. That's about $68 dollars before you do anything. Across the street bogies has normal prices (not strip club prices) for excellent food, $5 cover (free to vets), $10 beer with tip, free place to sit. So you'll paid $25 before you start. Then the vip is $10 for all the trips you want, and when you leave you reach in your pocket and get your keys. I have no idea why anyone goes to flight club. If you like black girls there are plenty of clubs that are mostly black, and fat girls are available everywhere. This review sounds like a club ad, sorry.

I would have said "no details", because there are no details, no actionable information in this 1 paragraph little story which isn't even a review of the bar. All we learned is there are dancers, they're open at 2pm, there is a vip and a vip tax (but who knows how much).

Good, timely, actionable information. MUCH better than updating the listing. It gives ALL the details. No one reads the message board.

Lusty's is hit or miss. I like to hit lusty, ogd, and gspot as they're all hit or miss, and they're close to each other and similar. $5 will get you a drink with tip.