Reviews by notzuckerberg

Akron, OH After a failed attempt at a decent time at OGD, I decided to make the 8 minute drive over to Gatsby’s North based on some recommendations I had. Pulling up the building around 10:15,…

Akron, OH After speaking to a few TUSCL members regarding mongering near Akron/Canton, I settled on two clubs to visit: Ole Glory Daze and Gatsby’s North. I’ll submit on Gatsby’s as well. If you are into…

In town on business. Asked some TUSCL members where to go in the Tampa region, this was one of the recommendations. Arrived just before 9PM on Thursday. No valet, which is a plus. Food truck…

In town on business. This was a recommended club to visit. I’ll start by saying that DD, to me, seemed much more like a bar than a club. The atmosphere was more laid back than…

The Landing Strip is a upper tier club in Romulus Michigan. Located off of Goddard, this multi story club gets you away from the lower tier clubs on Michigan Avenue and rightfully competes with the…

This review is for this last Saturday. After striking out hard at Bogarts, I decided to make my way to Henry’s. Arrived around 10PM to what was a nearly full parking lot that makes you…

This review is for the most recent Saturday. I decided it was time to venture over to Romulus and visit the LS. I had heard many things about this club and thought I should try…

This review is for this most recent Saturday. I decided it was time to get back into the thick of it. I had ventured out during COVID whilst cautious, but now that I'm vaxxed and…

Trustworthy Henry's, used to always deliver. Fuck,COVID really screwed all of us mongers even more than we're used to. This visit was just prior to the 3 week hold by the state. This was also my…

Back in town, baby! Recently moved back to the metro Detroit area, and I couldn’t be happier about it. My mongering took a long backseat due to a move out of state. Financially, it definitely saved…

Back in town! I recently moved out of Michigan, but made sure to plan a long weekend to come home and “visit family”. So, I made sure to plan my time wisely. Four days, four clubs:…

Decided to play hookey from work and camp out at Players for an afternoon and get some lunch. Showed up around 1pm, ordered a steak and a couple shots to get it going. Food was…

I've always enjoyed the Colliseum. I usually have a good time a find a great mix between dancers. It's not the hole-in-the-wall I prefer, but for what it is, it's enjoyable. Decent amount of ladies…

Man, I love this place. There's something about Bogies that really gets me going. Sure, it's seemingly a dump. But I love it. The atmosphere is calm, usually, and I find that comforting. I didn't…

Finally visited this club a couple months back. If you've read my reviews before, you know thst this my type of establishment, I'm such a big fan of clubs thst are more laid…

So...I didn't expect this at all. I finally, after a disappointing visit to La Chambre, decided to hit up Chapeau Vert. I only did it out of pure curiosity, mostly due to some of the…

Back at it again at PHC. Three of us this time, of course paid for valet (have to) and cover was $10 each on a Sunday at 8pm. Went there to watch the Cavs-GSW game.…

God I love this club. I've ranted and raved about Teasers for so many years to so many people. I've even reviewed it. But this day...this day was different for me. Paid the normal cover…

I don't mind this place, but it's not my style. If you've read my reviews previous, you know I'm all about the hole-in-the-wall dive places that have nastier women for cheaper. I'm all about value.…

Wow, does this place take you for a ride. Went here with a couple buddies on a boring Friday night, to finish off what seemed to be an uneventful evening. Luckily, I know one of…

Back to Bogies I go! It has been a while since my last romp down to Hoeville, so I decided to take a half day on Friday and make my way down to one of…

This place has really gone down hill since they rebranded from Nathan J's or sold ownership (not aware). The dancers on staff were very few and far between (maybe some were in VIP), and the…

First time visiting La Chambre, and I do have to say, I was impressed considering the reviews I've read and opinions I've heard. Won't go over the overall layout of the club, but I was…

Last time visited this club was about 1 month ago, on a Saturday. Place was very busy, which is the norm for clubs like this one, but as it was my first time visiting, and…

Visited this club for my bachelor party, this review is waaay overdue. Not a bad layout, as this was the first time I had visited the club. However, did pay the entry fee and was…