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27 reviews by notzuckerberg

Gatsby's North

Akron, OH

No such luck

6.7/10

Akron, OH After a failed attempt at a decent time at OGD, I decided to make the 8 minute drive over to Gatsby’s North based on some recommendations I had. Pulling up the building around 10:15,…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 3 yrs ago 1

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, OH

No luck

6.0/10

Akron, OH After speaking to a few TUSCL members regarding mongering near Akron/Canton, I settled on two clubs to visit: Ole Glory Daze and Gatsby’s North. I’ll submit on Gatsby’s as well. If you are into…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 3 yrs ago 2

OZ

Clearwater, FL

Has Potential

7.0/10

In town on business. Asked some TUSCL members where to go in the Tampa region, this was one of the recommendations. Arrived just before 9PM on Thursday. No valet, which is a plus. Food truck…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 3 yrs ago 1

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, FL

Cost Effective

8.0/10

In town on business. This was a recommended club to visit. I’ll start by saying that DD, to me, seemed much more like a bar than a club. The atmosphere was more laid back than…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 3 yrs ago 2

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Quick Stop

8.0/10

The Landing Strip is a upper tier club in Romulus Michigan. Located off of Goddard, this multi story club gets you away from the lower tier clubs on Michigan Avenue and rightfully competes with the…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 4 yrs ago 2

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Gets the job done

6.3/10

This review is for this last Saturday. After striking out hard at Bogarts, I decided to make my way to Henry’s. Arrived around 10PM to what was a nearly full parking lot that makes you…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 4 yrs ago 8

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

First good, second bad

7.0/10

This review is for the most recent Saturday. I decided it was time to venture over to Romulus and visit the LS. I had heard many things about this club and thought I should try…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 4 yrs ago 10

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Long Night Exploring

7.3/10

This review is for this most recent Saturday. I decided it was time to get back into the thick of it. I had ventured out during COVID whilst cautious, but now that I'm vaxxed and…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 4 yrs ago 3

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

COVID Jitters

6.3/10

Trustworthy Henry's, used to always deliver. Fuck,COVID really screwed all of us mongers even more than we're used to. This visit was just prior to the 3 week hold by the state. This was also my…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 5 yrs ago

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Satisfied Tuesday

8.3/10

Back in town, baby! Recently moved back to the metro Detroit area, and I couldn’t be happier about it. My mongering took a long backseat due to a move out of state. Financially, it definitely saved…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 6 yrs ago

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Ivory and Me

9.3/10

Back in town! I recently moved out of Michigan, but made sure to plan a long weekend to come home and “visit family”. So, I made sure to plan my time wisely. Four days, four clubs:…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 6 yrs ago 3

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, MI

Satisfied and surprised

6.3/10

Decided to play hookey from work and camp out at Players for an afternoon and get some lunch. Showed up around 1pm, ordered a steak and a couple shots to get it going. Food was…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 7 yrs ago

Coliseum

Detroit, MI

Went looking for butter

6.3/10

I've always enjoyed the Colliseum. I usually have a good time a find a great mix between dancers. It's not the hole-in-the-wall I prefer, but for what it is, it's enjoyable. Decent amount of ladies…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 9 yrs ago

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Ended up here

6.7/10

Man, I love this place. There's something about Bogies that really gets me going. Sure, it's seemingly a dump. But I love it. The atmosphere is calm, usually, and I find that comforting. I didn't…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 9 yrs ago

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Finally

6.3/10

Finally visited this club a couple months back. If you've read my reviews before, you know thst this my type of establishment, I'm such a big fan of clubs thst are more laid…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 10 yrs ago

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, MI

Not as bad as I thought

6.7/10

So...I didn't expect this at all. I finally, after a disappointing visit to La Chambre, decided to hit up Chapeau Vert. I only did it out of pure curiosity, mostly due to some of the…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 10 yrs ago 2

Elysium

Detroit, MI

Back at it again at PHC....

6.3/10

Back at it again at PHC. Three of us this time, of course paid for valet (have to) and cover was $10 each on a Sunday at 8pm. Went there to watch the Cavs-GSW game.…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 11 yrs ago

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, MI

God I love this club. I've...

6.7/10

God I love this club. I've ranted and raved about Teasers for so many years to so many people. I've even reviewed it. But this day...this day was different for me. Paid the normal cover…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 11 yrs ago

Flight Club

Inkster, MI

I don't mind this place, but...

7.7/10

I don't mind this place, but it's not my style. If you've read my reviews previous, you know I'm all about the hole-in-the-wall dive places that have nastier women for cheaper. I'm all about value.…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 11 yrs ago

Elysium

Detroit, MI

Wow, does this place take you...

6.3/10

Wow, does this place take you for a ride. Went here with a couple buddies on a boring Friday night, to finish off what seemed to be an uneventful evening. Luckily, I know one of…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 11 yrs ago

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Back to Bogies I go! It...

7.0/10

Back to Bogies I go! It has been a while since my last romp down to Hoeville, so I decided to take a half day on Friday and make my way down to one of…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 11 yrs ago 1

Little Darlings

Burton, MI

This place has really gone down...

5.0/10

This place has really gone down hill since they rebranded from Nathan J's or sold ownership (not aware). The dancers on staff were very few and far between (maybe some were in VIP), and the…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 11 yrs ago 1

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

First time visiting La Chambre, and...

7.0/10

First time visiting La Chambre, and I do have to say, I was impressed considering the reviews I've read and opinions I've heard. Won't go over the overall layout of the club, but I was…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 11 yrs ago

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Last time visited this club was...

7.0/10

Last time visited this club was about 1 month ago, on a Saturday. Place was very busy, which is the norm for clubs like this one, but as it was my first time visiting, and…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 11 yrs ago

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, MI

Visited this club for my bachelor...

7.3/10

Visited this club for my bachelor party, this review is waaay overdue. Not a bad layout, as this was the first time I had visited the club. However, did pay the entry fee and was…

notzuckerbergnotzuckerberg· 11 yrs ago 1
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