Reviews by notzuckerberg
Submit a ReviewGatsby's North
2500 Romig Rd,
Akron, OH 44320
No such luck
Akron, OH
After a failed attempt at a decent time at OGD, I decided to make the 8 minute drive over to Gatsby’s North based on some recommendations I had. Pulling up the building around 10:15,…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Pussylicker2)
Mar 11, 2023, 2:04 AM
Ole Glory Daze
998 S Main St
Akron, OH 44311
No luck
Akron, OH
After speaking to a few TUSCL members regarding mongering near Akron/Canton, I settled on two clubs to visit: Ole Glory Daze and Gatsby’s North. I’ll submit on Gatsby’s as well.
If you are into…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(ohbob)
Mar 11, 2023, 12:17 AM
OZ
13577 US-19
Clearwater, FL 33764
Has Potential
In town on business. Asked some TUSCL members where to go in the Tampa region, this was one of the recommendations.
Arrived just before 9PM on Thursday. No valet, which is a plus. Food truck…
Aug 26, 2022, 10:30 PM
Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club
16361 US Hwy 19 N
Clearwater, FL 33764
Cost Effective
In town on business. This was a recommended club to visit.
I’ll start by saying that DD, to me, seemed much more like a bar than a club. The atmosphere was more laid back than…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(pokHERpuss)
Aug 26, 2022, 9:51 PM
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd
Romulus, MI 48174
Quick Stop
The Landing Strip is a upper tier club in Romulus Michigan. Located off of Goddard, this multi story club gets you away from the lower tier clubs on Michigan Avenue and rightfully competes with the…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Longball300)
Feb 23, 2022, 2:52 AM
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
Gets the job done
This review is for this last Saturday.
After striking out hard at Bogarts, I decided to make my way to Henry’s. Arrived around 10PM to what was a nearly full parking lot that makes you…
8 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Grmi)
Sep 24, 2021, 6:17 PM
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd
Romulus, MI 48174
First good, second bad
This review is for the most recent Saturday.
I decided it was time to venture over to Romulus and visit the LS. I had heard many things about this club and thought I should try…
10 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(jusflor)
Sep 15, 2021, 9:27 PM
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
Long Night Exploring
This review is for this most recent Saturday.
I decided it was time to get back into the thick of it. I had ventured out during COVID whilst cautious, but now that I'm vaxxed and…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(TxVegas)
Aug 12, 2021, 8:18 AM
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
COVID Jitters
Trustworthy Henry's, used to always deliver.
Fuck,COVID really screwed all of us mongers even more than we're used to.
This visit was just prior to the 3 week hold by the state. This was also my…
Dec 11, 2020, 2:39 PM
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
Satisfied Tuesday
Back in town, baby!
Recently moved back to the metro Detroit area, and I couldn’t be happier about it. My mongering took a long backseat due to a move out of state. Financially, it definitely saved…
Feb 22, 2020, 2:09 PM
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
Ivory and Me
Back in town!
I recently moved out of Michigan, but made sure to plan a long weekend to come home and “visit family”. So, I made sure to plan my time wisely. Four days, four clubs:…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(PepsiMan)
Aug 27, 2019, 6:48 PM
Player's Gentlemen's Club
13710 E 8 Mile Rd
Detroit, MI 48205
Satisfied and surprised
Decided to play hookey from work and camp out at Players for an afternoon and get some lunch. Showed up around 1pm, ordered a steak and a couple shots to get it going. Food was…
Aug 14, 2018, 11:55 AM
Coliseum
11300 E 8 Mile Rd
Detroit, MI 48205
Went looking for butter
I've always enjoyed the Colliseum. I usually have a good time a find a great mix between dancers. It's not the hole-in-the-wall I prefer, but for what it is, it's enjoyable. Decent amount of ladies…
Feb 11, 2017, 5:55 AM
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
Ended up here
Man, I love this place.
There's something about Bogies that really gets me going. Sure, it's seemingly a dump. But I love it. The atmosphere is calm, usually, and I find that comforting.
I didn't…
Dec 15, 2016, 5:03 PM
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
Finally
Finally visited this club a couple months back. If you've read my reviews before, you know thst this my type of establishment, I'm such a big fan of clubs thst are more laid…
Feb 17, 2016, 12:00 AM
Chapeau Vert Lounge
16550 Telegraph Rd
Detroit, MI 48219
Not as bad as I thought
So...I didn't expect this at all. I finally, after a disappointing visit to La Chambre, decided to hit up Chapeau Vert. I only did it out of pure curiosity, mostly due to some of the…
2 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Natiq2k)
Jul 27, 2015, 12:00 AM
Elysium
20771 Eight Mile Rd
Detroit, MI 48219
Back at it again at PHC....
Back at it again at PHC. Three of us this time, of course paid for valet (have to) and cover was $10 each on a Sunday at 8pm. Went there to watch the Cavs-GSW game.…
Jun 15, 2015, 12:00 AM
Teasers, A Gentlemens Club
2545 S Grand Traverse St
Flint, MI 48503
God I love this club. I've...
God I love this club. I've ranted and raved about Teasers for so many years to so many people. I've even reviewed it. But this day...this day was different for me.
Paid the normal cover…
May 14, 2015, 12:00 AM
Flight Club
29709 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
I don't mind this place, but...
I don't mind this place, but it's not my style. If you've read my reviews previous, you know I'm all about the hole-in-the-wall dive places that have nastier women for cheaper. I'm all about value.…
Mar 17, 2015, 12:00 AM
Elysium
20771 Eight Mile Rd
Detroit, MI 48219
Wow, does this place take you...
Wow, does this place take you for a ride. Went here with a couple buddies on a boring Friday night, to finish off what seemed to be an uneventful evening. Luckily, I know one of…
Feb 11, 2015, 12:00 AM
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
Back to Bogies I go! It...
Back to Bogies I go! It has been a while since my last romp down to Hoeville, so I decided to take a half day on Friday and make my way down to one of…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(blockbird)
Jan 14, 2015, 12:00 AM
Little Darlings
2341 South Dort Highway
Flint, MI 48507
This place has really gone down...
This place has really gone down hill since they rebranded from Nathan J's or sold ownership (not aware). The dancers on staff were very few and far between (maybe some were in VIP), and the…
Dec 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
La Chambre
14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
First time visiting La Chambre, and...
First time visiting La Chambre, and I do have to say, I was impressed considering the reviews I've read and opinions I've heard. Won't go over the overall layout of the club, but I was…
Oct 31, 2014, 12:00 AM
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
Last time visited this club was...
Last time visited this club was about 1 month ago, on a Saturday. Place was very busy, which is the norm for clubs like this one, but as it was my first time visiting, and…
Sep 29, 2014, 12:00 AM
Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown
432 E Lafayette Blvd
Detroit, MI 48226
Visited this club for my bachelor...
Visited this club for my bachelor party, this review is waaay overdue.
Not a bad layout, as this was the first time I had visited the club. However, did pay the entry fee and was…
1 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(ReiDetroit)
Aug 22, 2014, 12:00 AM












