notzuckerberg

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Reviews by notzuckerberg

• review

  a year ago
  Gatsby's North

  2500 Romig Rd, Akron, OH 44320
  No such luck

  Akron, OH After a failed attempt at a decent time at OGD, I decided to make the 8 minute drive over to Gatsby’s North based on some recommendations I had. Pulling up the building around...
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  a year ago

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  Pussylicker2
• review

  a year ago
  Ole Glory Daze

  998 S Main St Akron, OH 44311
  No luck

  Akron, OH After speaking to a few TUSCL members regarding mongering near Akron/Canton, I settled on two clubs to visit: Ole Glory Daze and Gatsby’s North. I’ll submit on Gatsby’s as well. If you are...
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  a year ago

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  ohbob
• review

  2 years ago
  OZ

  13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764
  Has Potential

  In town on business. Asked some TUSCL members where to go in the Tampa region, this was one of the recommendations. Arrived just before 9PM on Thursday. No valet, which is a plus. Food...
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  2 years ago
  Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

  16361 US Hwy 19 N Clearwater, FL 33764
  Cost Effective

  In town on business. This was a recommended club to visit. I’ll start by saying that DD, to me, seemed much more like a bar than a club. The atmosphere was more laid back...
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  2 years ago

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  pokHERpuss
• review

  2 years ago
  The Landing Strip Lounge

  36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174
  Quick Stop

  The Landing Strip is a upper tier club in Romulus Michigan. Located off of Goddard, this multi story club gets you away from the lower tier clubs on Michigan Avenue and rightfully competes with...
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  2 years ago

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  Longball300
• review

  3 years ago
  Henry the VIII Lounge

  1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141
  Gets the job done

  This review is for this last Saturday. After striking out hard at Bogarts, I decided to make my way to Henry’s. Arrived around 10PM to what was a nearly full parking lot that makes...
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  3 years ago

  by

  Grmi
• review

  3 years ago
  The Landing Strip Lounge

  36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174
  First good, second bad

  This review is for the most recent Saturday. I decided it was time to venture over to Romulus and visit the LS. I had heard many things about this club and thought I should...
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  3 years ago

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  jusflor
• review

  3 years ago
  Bogarts Lounge

  30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
  Long Night Exploring

  This review is for this most recent Saturday. I decided it was time to get back into the thick of it. I had ventured out during COVID whilst cautious, but now that I'm vaxxed...
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  3 years ago

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  TxVegas
• review

  4 years ago
  Henry the VIII Lounge

  1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141
  COVID Jitters

  Trustworthy Henry's, used to always deliver. Fuck,COVID really screwed all of us mongers even more than we're used to. This visit was just prior to the 3 week hold by the state. This was also...
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  4 years ago
  Bogarts Lounge

  30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
  Satisfied Tuesday

  Back in town, baby! Recently moved back to the metro Detroit area, and I couldn’t be happier about it. My mongering took a long backseat due to a move out of state. Financially, it definitely...
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  5 years ago
  Bogarts Lounge

  30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
  Ivory and Me

  Back in town! I recently moved out of Michigan, but made sure to plan a long weekend to come home and “visit family”. So, I made sure to plan my time wisely. Four days, four...
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  5 years ago

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  PepsiMan
• review

  6 years ago
  Player's Gentlemen's Club

  13710 E 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48205
  Satisfied and surprised

  Decided to play hookey from work and camp out at Players for an afternoon and get some lunch. Showed up around 1pm, ordered a steak and a couple shots to get it going. Food...
• review

  7 years ago
  Coliseum

  11300 E 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48205
  Went looking for butter

  I've always enjoyed the Colliseum. I usually have a good time a find a great mix between dancers. It's not the hole-in-the-wall I prefer, but for what it is, it's enjoyable. Decent amount of...
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  8 years ago
  Bogarts Lounge

  30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
  Ended up here

  Man, I love this place. There's something about Bogies that really gets me going. Sure, it's seemingly a dump. But I love it. The atmosphere is calm, usually, and I find that comforting. I...
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  8 years ago
  Henry the VIII Lounge

  1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141
  Finally

  Finally visited this club a couple months back. If you've read my reviews before, you know thst this my type of establishment, I'm such a big fan of clubs thst are more...
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  9 years ago
  Chapeau Vert Lounge

  16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219
  Not as bad as I thought

  So...I didn't expect this at all. I finally, after a disappointing visit to La Chambre, decided to hit up Chapeau Vert. I only did it out of pure curiosity, mostly due to some of...
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  9 years ago

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  Natiq2k
• review

  9 years ago
  Elysium

  20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
  Back at it again at PHC....

  Back at it again at PHC. Three of us this time, of course paid for valet (have to) and cover was $10 each on a Sunday at 8pm. Went there to watch the Cavs-GSW...
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  9 years ago
  Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

  2545 S Grand Traverse St Flint, MI 48503
  God I love this club. I've...

  God I love this club. I've ranted and raved about Teasers for so many years to so many people. I've even reviewed it. But this day...this day was different for me. Paid the normal...
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  9 years ago
  Flight Club

  29709 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
  I don't mind this place, but...

  I don't mind this place, but it's not my style. If you've read my reviews previous, you know I'm all about the hole-in-the-wall dive places that have nastier women for cheaper. I'm all about...
• review

  9 years ago
  Elysium

  20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
  Wow, does this place take you...

  Wow, does this place take you for a ride. Went here with a couple buddies on a boring Friday night, to finish off what seemed to be an uneventful evening. Luckily, I know one...
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  9 years ago
  Bogarts Lounge

  30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
  Back to Bogies I go! It...

  Back to Bogies I go! It has been a while since my last romp down to Hoeville, so I decided to take a half day on Friday and make my way down to one...
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  9 years ago

  by

  blockbird
• review

  10 years ago
  Little Darlings

  2341 South Dort Highway Flint, MI 48507
  This place has really gone down...

  This place has really gone down hill since they rebranded from Nathan J's or sold ownership (not aware). The dancers on staff were very few and far between (maybe some were in VIP), and...
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  10 years ago
  La Chambre

  14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
  First time visiting La Chambre, and...

  First time visiting La Chambre, and I do have to say, I was impressed considering the reviews I've read and opinions I've heard. Won't go over the overall layout of the club, but I...
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  10 years ago
  Henry the VIII Lounge

  1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141
  Last time visited this club was...

  Last time visited this club was about 1 month ago, on a Saturday. Place was very busy, which is the norm for clubs like this one, but as it was my first time visiting,...