God I love this club. I've...

God I love this club. I've ranted and raved about Teasers for so many years to so many people. I've even reviewed it. But this day...this day was different for me.

Paid the normal cover of $5 and was lucky enough to find a seat on the far side of the club near the restrooms and adjacent the DJ. This automatically brought my experience down, as I had to keep myself moving in my chair every two minutes to let someone pass me by to get to or from the pisser. I was there for about 2 hours and only talked to one girl, whose name I already forgot because that's how DULL she was. I also did not get much attention from the staff. Normally they are pestering me to buy another drink or take another shot. But not tonight. Was it me?! I was even tempted to put my money ON the table as to try and entice a girl to come over and pay attention to me. But nothing.

I have never been bored in a strip club before, nor have I ever pulled out my phone to browse the internet. I can say this has now changed. Listen, I'll keep going back to Teasers. It's my favorite Flint bar, PERIOD. But this night was just bad.