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Comments by IHearVoices (page 34)

  • review comment
    6 years ago
    michael423
    Georgia
    An unusually boring visit
    Esperanza...she's pretty cool. Really great smile and eyes.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    J-Lou
    Pennsylvania
    This place can be my be kryptonite lol
    I had a subpar experience with Angel too, to the point that I would refuse any future offers.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    xjsred
    Indiana
    A Good Spot in PA
    VIP is $150 for a half hour. I've never done it, but I hear the touching rules are slightly relaxed. If you want a good grind, go with the dark-haired short girl who looks Latina and has a nice butt. She gets a lot of attention, but grab her when you get a chance. It was busier Saturday than it was on Friday.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    hit or miss...
    I was there that night. The contest was hilarious.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Agent_Zero
    Charlotte, North Carolina
    This piece of shit club FRUSTRATES me
    I can't lie: there's a lot of logic here. I don't know if it's quite as bad as the review states, but the quality has definitely dropped in the year or so that I've been going infrequently. When I first went, there was no VIP seating. Then there was VIP seating in one area. Then they expanded it. Then they expanded it again. Now, on the right side of the club you have three choices: VIP, a chair with arms, or that little bench. Matter of fact, almost all of the chairs have arms now. This has to be by design. You have to sit on the left to get an armless chair, and it's so full of dudes for reasons already mentioned. Dancer quality has also dropped, but that drop hasn't been as steep...unless you count the big trans dancer. I'm all for everyone living their lives, but if I tell someone I don't want a dance I don't need them following me from the back of the club to the front to ask why not. I had my mind set on going to EI Sunday night - for all its flaws, there are $5 dances and it's my last Sunday in the northeast before moving back down south next week - but this review opened my eyes to the likelihood that the club won't be worth the hour and 45 minutes each way plus the shortened night of sleep.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    utterbs
    Philla-fucking-delphia
    Just so danged inexpensive
    Now this sounds more like it...
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Loneli
    New York
    Got to followup
    80 for mouf? Ouch.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Jiggaman
    New Jersey
    Don’t know what I expected
    The VIP band is $15 (for two hours)...but the dancers will try to get you into the VIP chairs like they don't know. I figure it's a new hustle, just like the hustle of the VIP area being bigger than it used to be. Depending on the crowd and the lighting, the VIP can be worth it. EI isn't the place it once was, but it's still pretty good if you just go after the girls you want and Heisman the rest.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Profess2021
    Virginia
    What Happened?
    Not sure if this review was for a visit this Monday afternoon. If so, I was there and it was not as described above.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Basketballswish69
    Pennsylvania
    Some hot ladies
    If you like Jojo, try out that new chick Cali. Her dancing is similar, but a little more aggressive. Day shift girls tend to stick to regulars, but most of them get around to asking eventually.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    IHearVoices
    954 (South Florida)
    Cool For What It Is
    I don't recall seeing anyone putting money in the upstairs jukebox, but I saw a few people standing over there at different times. Not sure how that worked. I almost wrote my review for Outer Space since that's where everything happened, but La Pearl seems to get more attention on the board so it made more sense to put it under La Pearl.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Great time! Got a free VIP for my first time there.
    There are times when it's advantageous to tell someone it's your first time in a club. None of them involve doormen.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    old_doc
    Florida
    Please be careful when you go to clubs.
    Meh...I usually stay at clubs until close: it's a remnant of my regular-clubbing days when I did the same.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    JoeNM854
    Pennsylvania
    Ok for the area, I guess
    As a South Florida native who lives in Harrisburg, I mostly concur with this. If I get more than one dance, I just pay the girl. I went Saturday and the talent level wasn't up to normal Savannah's standards. There are only two girls I like, and neither was there. Ended up leaving without a dance, although I went to another club afterwards.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Slowalk
    Michigan
    The Big Waste
    Hold up: you live in the DC area...and I'm guessing you're cool with black clubs since you commented on a review of this one...but you usually make the trip to Baltimore instead of going to EI? I've never seen a Baltimore review that makes me want to go to any place there, although I learned of a private party guy who operates there on here. Am I missing (out on) something?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Stripclubanon
    Pennsylvania
    Not sure what to make if my first time
    Normally you park across the street at the church. Never had a problem parking there, day or night. It's much better on a Friday or Saturday night than pretty much any other time, although I've never been there for a $5 Sunday. I'm used to the no phone thing because...Harrisburg...so it's not that big a deal. If you go when it's busy, it won't matter that much.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    1965jackstraw
    New Jersey
    TATIANNA - SO HOT
    Yes, you should try Cayenne. While I'm happy I did Friday, I'm mad I ran out of time and couldn't try Sharon. Cayenne and Mercedes treated me well, though.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    heeres
    Delaware
    First Friday
    I'm at PH now: she asked me for 40, then 30, then 20 (I bit at 20).
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    mattyh
    New Jersey
    It Is What It Is...
    Sounds like this place has changed a lot within the last year (wow, this coming weekend it'll actually have been a year). There was no tip parade when I went. I was considering going back if I'm in the area, but I think I'll pass.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    midfifty3
    Pennsylvania
    Great club, more about private dances than stage dancing.
    Cover is 10 at all the Harrisburg clubs except 22 (there it's 15 - and it's 15 you can keep because the place is awful).
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Dead on Sunday night
    Ashley and Stacy are older blondes: Stacy is the thicker of the two. Remy is black. Olivia has dark hair and tattoos.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    idico
    Michigan
    Thick white girl
    If she had on (what looked like) a brown one piece and was hanging around a shorter blonde, I know who you're talking about. Never got around to trying her out, though.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Array
    Pennsylvania
    Too far to drive for what you get
    There wasn't a waitress when I went, just a bartender. On a bad day she looks like death, but she gives a better lap than anyone else. Oddly, I found this out at Adult World (where she dances occasionally).
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    a_mous258
    Pennsylvania
    An Improvement - a couple of hot dancers
    Amiricle used to dance at Adult World. She's a nice girl. She's in school (I've seen her studying). Raven was awesome the time I saw her at AW, but I think she mostly dances at The Cabin (assuming she's the Raven I'm thinking of, but your saying she's a good dancer makes me think that's the case). She's also not a bad convo, especially if you know anime.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    lurkingdog
    Pennsylvania
    Adult world - nice time
    The skinny WOC was probably Kianna. Dominique is breathtaking, but I wouldn't call her grind 'excellent'. I'm not sure I'd say anyone at AW gives even a good grind, and she's not even the best at AW (but she is a joy to look at). The best grind in Harrisburg goes to Trinity at Savannah's, and it's not close - even accounting for the difference in dance price between the two clubs.