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utterbs

Philla-fucking-delphia
joined Nov 2013last seen Dec 2024

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4 months ago
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Stu815
Maryland
Now open until Midnight -- three nights a week.
I love Outerspace/LaPearl as much as anyone, but would strongly, strongly advise against being around 54th and Haverford too much after dark. If somehow you are tempted to be there at actual nighttime, stick to the upstairs -- you don't want to have only a pane of glass between you and the street. The place is the budget strip club wonder of the world, but it still is someplace that has seen multiple shootings, including a vigil being shot up in front of the place 9 o'clock on a Tuesday.
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8 months ago
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Muddy
USA
Help me understand the Playhouse experience
Playhouse is a fundamentally bizarre place: it is the Land of the Lost of strip clubs, a vortex where time passes outside the club but not inside the club. I think I first went there in like 1997 -- I was in my late twenties, it was a place to go to go get afford HJs from Brazillians in their late thirties and early to mid forties. Hey, they weren't young knockouts, but still had tight bodies and and could crank the guys out like an assembly line. The assembly line got boring, checked out for a decade and went back in the mid oughts. And the same Brazillians were ten years older, still giving the same HJs, now tight but leathered bodies. Once or twice enough a year was enough, then checked out for another five or seven years. Went back -- same Brazzillians. More leathered. Same HJs. Same closets. Checked out a gain for years, went in a few times before COVID. Same....fucking....Brazillians. Went once after COVID. My god...how old are these women now? THey looked like she had been around the block a few thousand times when I first met them .... now almost thirty years later. Who the fuck knows if they are still even alive--maybe their skin just absorbed so much ultraviolet radiation that the hands on their zombie bodies still twich up and down.
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2 years ago
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Sunmat
Pennsylvania
Return of Raven
Not encouraging that they have multiple Ballpark girls with "nothing special." Ballpark strippers know what they are there for and generally the only thing they're less interested in than non-extras dances is condoms. If your dick was still in your pants by the middle of the first dance that's on orders from management.
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2 years ago
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martinb244
Florida
My first and last visit.
Ummm…they really don’t like people going in and out and in and out of the club. They’ve had shootings and they’ve had at least one armed robbery when closing and bringing the night’s cash out of the place. When they see someone going in and out and in and out it makes them think that someone is casing out the place or, worse, someone is observing inside for someone outside. Or trying to get something in to the club with the less thorough pat down — or no pat down — on re-entry.
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2 years ago
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utterbs
Philla-fucking-delphia
The pot ain't boiling over, but at least the lid was shaking
The staff is all black. The dancers are all black. The customers are all black — well, black, caramel, dusk, red, marshmallow, pecan peanut butter etc. And as observed above, the pussy is all pink. When I visited I was the club ofay, but there was a white guy outside bullshitting with the staff I’ve seen before, and pre-covid there were a couple of other white guys I’ve seen occasionally. But generally you’re equivalent to … pretty much any black guy that walks into any bar west of Norristown and east of Pittsburgh. Never seen anyone give a shit. I do suggest that if they need a dollar for the juke box you don’t sit on your hands
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