Comments by LMN (page 5)

Not my experience with the current "favorite" (i hate that term). Constantly orders/asks for top shelf shit.

@gawker It is crazy how parallel our experiences are. Just the other day I was discussing the intricacies of hiding drugs and other such contraband up one's pussy. The candor in which she spoke about sticking bags of coke and such in her vagina was pretty odd and almost repulsively low class to be honest. Sometimes they do or say things that really remind you that they come from a completely different world than us.

Of the times I've seen the current fav stripper, she has worn panties like once and never a bra. She always feels the need to tell me "I'm not wearing a bra. I don't own any bras that fit since my boob job" (got DD's like 5 months ago). Honestly it doesn't really do anything positive or negative for me.

Mikeya02 It appears as though I own permanent space in your mind. Spend less time thinking of me and more time obtaining a degree of higher education so you can make more than 40k/year.

@ime I agree audis are low class shit boxes mostly. I wouldn't be caught dead even in an r8 even if someone gave it to me for free. the thing is, I have no issue loaning people money - in fact I have made good money loaning people money at high interest rates. But I would never "loan" a stripper money. They have no collateral and their personal guarantee means shit. What am I going to go after when they default? The only valuable thing a stripper has are her implants and I don't think I can seize that as an asset.

@dougster Lone_wolf, being the opposite of a pathetic loser and a true alpha male, would take a second mortgage out on his house and liquidate his cash value of life insurance if a stripper asked. And he wouldn't even need sex in return! Just to "keep a good vibe"

@goonster You seem to be struggling to grasp this very simple concept If I pay her more than any other client and more then she'll make at work, she is going to prioritize me. She isn't going to prioritize the guy paying her $500 when I want to see her that night and will give her $900. Its very simple. What is a huge amount of money to her is inconsequential to me.

SB deal usually has sex included, yes, but the very basis of it is a monthly salary, payment for all bills/expenses, and vacations/shopping trips. A close friend of mine is a gay man with way too much cash who goes through a lot of SB's. Always pays them 4k/month plus pays for all their bills/expenses, plus vacations and then additional payment for sex.

@goonster I'm not being "taken for a ride". The first time I met her, I choose to pay her a lot more than most because, most importantly, I can do so without it negatively affecting my net worth and paying her that much means if I want to see her she will leave work or not go to work, blow off her boyfriend or any dude paying less. I chose the premium to ensure the best possible service and that's what I get as a result. $200-$500 isn't enough for someone to quit their job and be on call whenever I want.

Lone_Wolf Does calling me a "fictional character" make you feel better about the fact that you give strippers cash for nothing? In all candor, you are shockingly pathetic. Why not just admit you are the definition of a "pathetic loser" rather than argue there being some validity to getting hustled by strippers?

Sorry, Lone_Wolf but I have never paid a stripper for anything other than a direct transaction for sex. You can tell yourself that you aren't the only pathetic sucker around here to ease the pain, but I think most people on this website are a bit more enlightened to the reality of things.

BTW just a side point that I mentioned a bit earlier - this, IMO, would not constitute as a sugar baby/daddy relationship. This just sounds like standard payment for sex. To put in perspective, a friend of mine who is a gay man in his late 50s had a "sugar baby" who was a guy in his mid twenties. He paid the guy a "salary" of 4k/month plus paid for all his bills, expenses, etc. He also bought him a new BMW 3 series. In addition, he would pay for vacations to Europe, Bahamas, etc. On top of all of that, he would pay him for sex, which was usually preceded by an elaborate mid 3 digit dinner which he would obviously pay for. Very different.

@Dougster Great point. I am sure Lone_Wolf's OTC experiences involve a 5 minute covered handjob at which point the stripper asks him "are you going to cum yet?"

Vaginal lubrication is a biological response. it can happen during rape and has long since been thrown out of the legal system as a sign of consent. Why not just accept that these are desperate girls, often with pathological issues and addictions and destitute conditions, that we all take advantage of? I don't really give a fuck from a moral standpoint, its just laughable to me when people try to romanticize the experience of fucking a hooker.

Dude, I've been very clear and open that I overpay for strippers all the time. The basis for this being that I like them prioritizing me over friends, family, other clients, etc because I will pay more. But I always get what I want for the money I am providing. I would never even give a stripper $1.50 for a diet coke. She can use the money shes getting from fucking me. Its not the amount of money - as $50-$100 extra is negligible - its the principle. She is playing you.

The fact that you used the term "lovemaking" when describing sex with a prostitute pretty much makes it clear that you are deeply confused.

@lone_wolf why do you give a shit if you "keep a good vibe?" If you have the cash, it doesn't matter how your vibe is. You're getting majorly duped if you give a stripper money to buy a coffee and not getting something in return. All of them have sob stories, but who cares? The subtext to what they are saying is "I don't want to get a real job that requires actual work, so I'm going to ask every gullible desperate guy I know to pay my bills." Furthermore, most of their sob stories are caused by their own drug addictions/pathological behavior. Really nothing to feel bad about.

lol...lets be real here, 99 percent of these girls wouldn't be prostituting themselves or even just stripping if they didn't need the money. As much as someone who solicits sex wants to believe its a mutually enjoyable experience, the reality is that these girls are usually in destitute situations (self-made or not) and feel that their only option is to let some guy use their body for cash to pay their rent, car, kids, whatever. its not like the majority of them are happily going into these agreements, despite the fake smile they give you. Next time you fuck a stripper who has a trust fund and is really just doing this for the love of it, I'll believe that she orgasmed.

No offense, but she probably faked "getting off [at least twice]." I always find it kind of funny and sad when guys talk about how much the sex worker enjoyed fucking them. In reality, one can only imagine the thoughts going through her mind as she was having sex with you. Probably a lot of regret and wondering how she got to such a point in her life. I doubt anything leading to an orgasm. Also, this does not sound like a "sugar baby" or "sugar dating" relationship. It sounds like you pay her $200 for sex. Which is really, really cheap so I can only wonder how many other guys are getting inside her. Sorry to be so cynical but thats probably way closer to the truth. .

The fact that she asked you to Moneygram the money means that she probably finds you to be: 1) so repulsive she isnt willing to have sex with you for cash 2) a sucker so she thinks she can get cash without having sex with you 3) both I can only imagine what type of push over would actually wire a stripper money for nothing. lol.

@gawker Its not exactly that i have such an amazing constitution so much as it is that I have a very high tolerance for such drugs because I use them almost daily. that said, I have not really found that frequent cocaine use builds as much of a tolerance as opiate use does. I have overdosed on cocaine two times. Both were from relatively "small" amounts (again, relatively) but just surprisingly pure. Most people don't realize how cut the coke they are getting is, even in Miami. I had a friend visiting from the Midwest who would have no problem doing a ball in a night of the stuff he was getting in his hometown. He came to Miami and did about a gram of some "fish scale" stuff I was getting at the time. He went into cardiac arrest and technically died for a couple minutes. If you have done OC's, you have basically done roxis. Its pretty much the same drug. Roxis are just more available down here. The 30mg roxicodone immediate release pills are the best ones. As far as coke goes...yes, it can be a major boner killer. thus the phrase "coke dick." Sometimes I'll take a viagra and that fixes it. 200mg viagra?? Thats fucking insane. 1/4 of that and it gives me a very bad headache and some vision issues.

@farmerart I like the syling of the c6 corvettes and the 2006+ viper acr's. They do not look as "futuristic" (for lack of a better term) than the European porches, lambos, etc but they have a cool style imo.

I've often considered purchasing a Delorean to pull up to the nightclub in. Nothing gets bitches like gullwing doors.

If I recall, Rick's Cabaret bought out Tootsie for something like 27 mill